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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm pregnant!

What do you do

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wonder how a man can be pregnant, especially for about 7 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pregnant!

What do you do

Ask how fucking long has she been pregnant. Cause that's been 2 years for a d*unken hook up

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Sell the story to news of the world

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I'm pregnant!

What do you do

Good luck I've had the snip. So I've firing blanks for the past ten years

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd contact the world press, two women manage to get pregnant with no male interaction.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tell him I'm really pleased for him and ask him why he thinks I need to know?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I'm pregnant!

What do you do

Remind her I’ve had the snip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder how a man can be pregnant, especially for about 7 years. "

Yeah, I couldn't think of a women equivalent in the short time I've spent writing up the OP

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Report her to police because she's obviously stolen my sperm from when I was fertile before the snip and kept it in a turkey baster in her freezer the phsyco lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Tell him to stop being dramatic, have a shit, and take a nap.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm pregnant!

What do you do

Remind her I’ve had the snip

Vasectomies heal...

There’s a cold nightmare for you in two words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how a man can be pregnant, especially for about 7 years.

Yeah, I couldn't think of a women equivalent in the short time I've spent writing up the OP

std?

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"Report her to police because she's obviously stolen my sperm from when I was fertile before the snip and kept it in a turkey baster in her freezer the phsyco lol"

My friend got pregnant from her husband 12 years after he’d had the snip ... it’s not fool proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Report her to police because she's obviously stolen my sperm from when I was fertile before the snip and kept it in a turkey baster in her freezer the phsyco lol

My friend got pregnant from her husband 12 years after he’d had the snip ... it’s not fool proof "

thats a terrifying thought

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

One be amazed they had my number...two it'd be the most newsworthy story ever and worth a fortune....

MAN PREGNANT WITH BABY FOR 17 YEARS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder how a man can be pregnant, especially for about 7 years.

Yeah, I couldn't think of a women equivalent in the short time I've spent writing up the OP

std?

I didn't want to go overboard with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how a man can be pregnant, especially for about 7 years.

Yeah, I couldn't think of a women equivalent in the short time I've spent writing up the OP

std?

I didn't want to go overboard with this

haha well i don't want either but honestly the baby would be the worse outcome for me - a week of antibiotics or the next 18 years of your sleep, sanity and paycheck

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Haven't drank for about ten years and I know I haven't had sex for at least a year so, be very shocked and sell the story to Hollywood.

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