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Let’s get this party started my mate fancies you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Grap your bottle of cheapest Prosecco a bag of cheesy whatsits and lets get the party started. My mate fancies you.

My mate fancies you too. Well of course he does, you’re gorgeous.

This always brings people together.

Join the thread and message a mate to ask them if they will let it slip who you fancy.

If you are the mate, pass it on into the thread, but remember don’t say who the mate is just who they fancy. Unless they ask you to of course.

Please pass on any messages you may get.

So nudge nudge my mate fancies you.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Aye go in then I'll chuck my hat in the ring .

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a pegion. In.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What about if you've got no mates, Blossom Hill Rose and Walkers Cheese n Onion?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Go on then, you twisted my arm, I'm in.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What about if you've got no mates, Blossom Hill Rose and Walkers Cheese n Onion? "

Blossom hill rose. Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mate says ...

Dancer I'd like to dance on the ceiling with you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm feeling needy, so I'll be in please

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I'm in ,

Xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dancer,

You know him don’t you, anyway he says that he fancies you and he would have prefered to record a very naughty video insted of taking a solo photo.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

NSP:

I can't wait to do all those things we talked about in the private messaging on Saturday when I fanaly get to have you in person, actions will be a lot better then the words.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont fancy anyone

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Another for NSP:

My very sexy mate would like you to know that they think you're a sexy lady that deserves a smile or two.

This could turn into a 3some by the sounds of it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Cunning Stunt you sexy beast, I have a gorgeous babe of a mate who would apparently love to give you a lap dance.

I suggest you get comfy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP:

I can't wait to do all those things we talked about in the private messaging on Saturday when I fanaly get to have you in person, actions will be a lot better then the words.

"

Oooh indeed they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh go on...

*waits to see if an actual mate enters the thread.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another for NSP:

My very sexy mate would like you to know that they think you're a sexy lady that deserves a smile or two.

This could turn into a 3some by the sounds of it. "

I'm in.... who's your mate?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Popping out for a bit. Keep the party going boys and girls.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

I’ll dip my toe in Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Inf fact, I'm IN in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dancer,

You know him don’t you, anyway he says that he fancies you and he would have prefered to record a very naughty video insted of taking a solo photo."

I think I have a fair idea who this was from, look forward it

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for NSP...my sexy mate would like to know if the Creme Egg is still available? X

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for Shivers...my gorgeous mate really rather fancies replacing that ball your lap x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NSP...my sexy mate would like to know if the Creme Egg is still available? X"

Yes. Yes it is. Bit melted now though, I hope that's ok?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My gorgeous sexy gal mate says..

Tell Shivers That his 10th May 2016 photo can be recreated only if he can look down at me on my knees

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’ve not done this for a while so I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Cunning Stunt you sexy beast, I have a gorgeous babe of a mate who would apparently love to give you a lap dance.

I suggest you get comfy "

This is very kind of your mate NSP. Wonder who it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bit quite sure I get it but I’m in

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ll play and happy to pass on messages

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Not sure I want to play any more. Last time I was a very business postman but no one wanted to write to me

Although, as an Everton fan I’m used to public ridicule........so count me in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife fancies me thats all that counts

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Why not, I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mr Cunning Stunt you sexy beast, I have a gorgeous babe of a mate who would apparently love to give you a lap dance.

I suggest you get comfy

This is very kind of your mate NSP. Wonder who it is. "

I've no doubt she will let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall join in, going to be off and on so may be more Royal Mail than Amazon postman style if asked to post anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Shivers...my gorgeous mate really rather fancies replacing that ball your lap x"

Ooh, sounds good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My hunky mate says ....

Fiddlesticks...

How about you and me spend the night giving NSP more than smiles.

I'm sure we could put our heads together and think of lots of ways to pleasure her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous sexy gal mate says..

Tell Shivers That his 10th May 2016 photo can be recreated only if he can look down at me on my knees "

Had to check which picture that was... but I can see that working!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My hunky mate says ....

Fiddlesticks...

How about you and me spend the night giving NSP more than smiles.

I'm sure we could put our heads together and think of lots of ways to pleasure her "

I'm going to have to answer on his behalf. He agrees. Definitely. No doubt.

(I have no idea if that's true or not but I'm hoping)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My sexy gal mate says ...

Mr Cunning Stunt , every time I perve... erm I mean look at your manly arms and legs I'm reduced to a shameless girly puddle of lady goo

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who's postie?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"My mate says ...

Dancer I'd like to dance on the ceiling with you "

Oh interesting, wonder who this could be x

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Who's postie?"

Pat?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Who's postie?"

Anyone you message on this thread is " your mate " and they post for you

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Who's postie?

Anyone you message on this thread is " your mate " and they post for you "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be postie for any shy guys and girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m coming up to get this partly started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For CityJeans

My super sexy mate says they badly need a spanking if you could please bend them over your knee and get your belt ready.

How rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Go on then, as it's Monday.

(Though people, please be aware you act as postie too... I asked someone to pass a message last time and they got arsey )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is for shivers end is from a very sexy friend of mine

Would you please tell Shivers that your mate thinks he's rather sexy and would like to see how well we fit together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in now please

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm in please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy gal mate says ...

Mr Cunning Stunt , every time I perve... erm I mean look at your manly arms and legs I'm reduced to a shameless girly puddle of lady goo "

I am very humbled and slightly aroused by the 'puddle of lady goo'.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not, I'm in"

Can you tell thenycSausage that I love watching Everton pretend to be a big team...

*its a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is for shivers end is from a very sexy friend of mine

Would you please tell Shivers that your mate thinks he's rather sexy and would like to see how well we fit together"

Ahh man... wish I knew who these are off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to be postie for any shy guys and girls "

Same here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi Mrs Racer.....

I've got a damn sexy fella in my box (I think he'd like to be in your box though) who would like me to tell you that you do all sorts to him (I bet you do, you saucy minx), he finds you incredibly sexy (well, who wouldn't) and he can't wait to get his hands on you (I don't blame him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Bluebellracer

My shy but handsome mate says to tell you they'd be more than happy to do more than pass a message on...

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Oi Mrs Racer.....

I've got a damn sexy fella in my box (I think he'd like to be in your box though) who would like me to tell you that you do all sorts to him (I bet you do, you saucy minx), he finds you incredibly sexy (well, who wouldn't) and he can't wait to get his hands on you (I don't blame him) "

Oooh yummy! I like naughty promises

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Message for Bluebellracer

My shy but handsome mate says to tell you they'd be more than happy to do more than pass a message on..."

Oh who's shy? I'm friendly, honest!

Do like an attentive postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a message for Shortishblonde

You have brightened my mate's day with your gorgeous new pictures. You are a sexy lady, stunning in every picture, and my mate would like to explore every inch of you.

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

I'm in I suppose

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Go on then, I’m in for a bit

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I'm in for a little fun

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’ll don my uniform and become postie if anyone wishes to use my services.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Darker secrets my friend wants to send you this message

Can you tell darker_secrets_321my tongue is ready and I particularly enjoy a chocolate digestive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a very lovely lady;

For Order66

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement.

P.s I think we need a very sensual and hot session x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My bloody gorgeous lady mate says ....

Please ask Fiddlesticks if he can make room on his desk for some non - work - approved activities

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"From a very lovely lady;

For Order66

Thank you for your kind words and encouragement.

P.s I think we need a very sensual and hot session x"
I count down to moments

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Secret message for.... DarkerSecrets

Your kisses are infectious...can I have more

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My mate sent me this...

Message for _parkle1974:

The one woman I wish I had of met off this site so I could take you an a real date and persue to make feel as special and truely wanted as you should be. You are a truely beautiful, strong and intelligent woman and could only dream of having the chance.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'd like this secret messenger know that he's not alone! :

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Can you let NotSoPosh know that your mate fancies her a lot

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'm a busy postie today! An absolute stunner says:

Would you tell Darker Secrets, Order and Shivers that your mate requires their services in servicing her please

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

This stunner has manners too... just FYI there were Ps & Qs :

Can you tell Tindergirl that her eyes have hypn0tised me. I would like to take her with me to the orgasmic heaven.

Thanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Paul tat you damn fine specimen of a man..... there is a sexy A.F. mate in my box telling me that next time you're in need of a diet c*ke break she will happily hose you down then rub you up

Video or it didn't happen

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Paul tat you damn fine specimen of a man..... there is a sexy A.F. mate in my box telling me that next time you're in need of a diet c*ke break she will happily hose you down then rub you up

Video or it didn't happen "

This wasn't me, but I wish it was

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd like this secret messenger know that he's not alone! :

.

Can you let NotSoPosh know that your mate fancies her a lot "

Can you tell your mate I'd love it if they'd let me know

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My mate sent me this...

Message for _parkle1974:

The one woman I wish I had of met off this site so I could take you an a real date and persue to make feel as special and truely wanted as you should be. You are a truely beautiful, strong and intelligent woman and could only dream of having the chance."

That's lovely.

Dreams do and sometimes come true x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Message 4 dreamy eyes

The chicken dippers are in the freezer

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"I'm a busy postie today! An absolute stunner says:

Would you tell Darker Secrets, Order and Shivers that your mate requires their services in servicing her please "
Servicing at the ready

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My hunky mate says .....

Sparkles I am born in India so can handle the heat and I love your red hair . Please get in touch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From another lovely lady to BluebellRacer;

Your mate hasn't forgotten the boobie video she is meant to be sending, but wonders if an in person demo might work as well?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My hunky mate says .....

Sparkles I am born in India so can handle the heat and I love your red hair . Please get in touch xx"

I'm intrigued

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My friend says;

For DarkerSecrets

I fancy you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been ages. I'll play for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate said "dancer, I'll give you independence, if you have a little dependence on me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message 4 dreamy eyes

The chicken dippers are in the freezer "

I'll bring the gravy

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Say, Tuberose my lovely, I have a very sexy mate who has a rather specific request.... they'd love to be sandwiched between you and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then. I’m in my favourite friends are here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, in x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok, in x"

Your tail is pink!! Love it!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My friend says...

Would you be so kind as to tell GrumpyMcFucknugget that my mate has plans for him. And they might start with a drink but they don't end there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My apprentice had a look in here this morning said he fancies all of u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say, Tuberose my lovely, I have a very sexy mate who has a rather specific request.... they'd love to be sandwiched between you and I "

They? Oh the mystery

No clue who is it!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"My mate said "dancer, I'll give you independence, if you have a little dependence on me" "

How very considerate...please reveal yourself

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

LeoBlooms.... I have a very sexy friend who has a query for you....

When Aries meets Leo, do you think they will bloom or go boom!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Say, Tuberose my lovely, I have a very sexy mate who has a rather specific request.... they'd love to be sandwiched between you and I

They? Oh the mystery

No clue who is it!!"

I'm pretty sure they'll reveal themselves....

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Dancer 36

Bring the biscuits and I'll do all the dipping

Oooh la la!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My friend says...

Would you be so kind as to tell GrumpyMcFucknugget that my mate has plans for him. And they might start with a drink but they don't end there "

Hmmm... I wonder . I'm in obviously though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for CityJeans

My gorgeous mate says they're cumming to get your parts startled!

(out as postie now)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Disruptiveboy, my sexy mate says....

That pic rolling up the jumper makes me bite my lip

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

My gorgeous mates says:

Would you please tell _ea monkey that your mate finds both him and his beautiful lady extremely appealing and would love to have the chance to get to know them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greasymonkey! My sexy friend says:

Greasymonkey, I'll take the master and apprentice, I'm feeling greedy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My devine friend says ....

Darker Secrets... My lips need more of... yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say, Tuberose my lovely, I have a very sexy mate who has a rather specific request.... they'd love to be sandwiched between you and I

They? Oh the mystery

No clue who is it!!

I'm pretty sure they'll reveal themselves.... "

That's the best outcome of this game

I would have never guessed btw !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh does he or she think so

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

TheNYCSausage, I've got a mate who I think might fancy you slightly.

She said, and I quote

"Tell him anything you like but make sure he knows i think he's fit as fuck"

Now, usually I'd fancy it up a bit and make it both hilarious and sexy, but actually I think that says it all rather nice and succinctly, don't you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Say, Tuberose my lovely, I have a very sexy mate who has a rather specific request.... they'd love to be sandwiched between you and I

They? Oh the mystery

No clue who is it!!

I'm pretty sure they'll reveal themselves....

That's the best outcome of this game

I would have never guessed btw ! "

I do love it when a reveal is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disruptiveboy, my sexy mate says....

That pic rolling up the jumper makes me bite my lip "

Strawberry lipbalm for the win x

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Very random one... I hope this makes sense...

Grumpy, can you make us a sausage long enough to keep within the 2 metre rule to share under the moonlight together..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Mr Cunning Stunt.. my gorgeous friend wants you to know:

I'd love to find out how hot the temperature got whilst bouncing on your thighs.... if you would be so kind to let me

I wouldn't pass her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s give this one a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh does he or she think so "

Is this a reply to your message via myself?

Just checking!

Don't want to keep the lady waiting do we

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Disruptiveboy, my sexy mate says....

That pic rolling up the jumper makes me bite my lip

Strawberry lipbalm for the win x"

I'll make sure she knows

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My sexy gal of a mate says ...

Please tell Woody B Hardy that your mate would very much like to taste his Squirty Cream but she's not a fan of the canned stuff , has he got another option she could try

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Very random one... I hope this makes sense...

Grumpy, can you make us a sausage long enough to keep within the 2 metre rule to share under the moonlight together.."

Oh absofuckinlutely I can mystery moonlight lover

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Crikey. Is the party still on.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My gorgeous mates says:

Would you please tell _ea monkey that your mate finds both him and his beautiful lady extremely appealing and would love to have the chance to get to know them."

Ooh! That’s intriguing!

Make yourself know please!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fiddles

FAF?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles

FAF?"

Back bedroom now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fiddles

FAF?

Back bedroom now. "

On my way

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

Happy to pass on any msgs that helps set up filthy adventures or romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out as a postie.

Thanks for fun x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My rather sultry and (it would appear) expectant mate has sent me this message;

For Fiddlesticks

Can picture me being bent over that desk, short skirt lifted, stockings on show...ready for whatever you wished. Do you need a secretary??

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My gorgeous mates says:

Would you please tell _ea monkey that your mate finds both him and his beautiful lady extremely appealing and would love to have the chance to get to know them.

Ooh! That’s intriguing!

Make yourself know please! "

*known...

Bloody auto carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, in x

Your tail is pink!! Love it!"

Thanks Gorgeous!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bluebell racer. My sexy friend who is very light on her feet would like to pick the daisies from your breasts and lick your nipples x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My rather sultry and (it would appear) expectant mate has sent me this message;

For Fiddlesticks

Can picture me being bent over that desk, short skirt lifted, stockings on show...ready for whatever you wished. Do you need a secretary??"

I most certainly do.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Sorry for the delay but my lovely friend has sent this...

Please could you tell the Monkey men (Mr and Tea) that your mate is still very much hoping they'll indulge her fantasies involving the two of them, her and hot, filthy monkey sex....

If I was you two I'd jump at the chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey men

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Better late than never. Count me in as it would be great to know what direction to set the sat nav for when it's safe to do so.

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

My hot friend over there says

....

let Tindergirl know that your mate has a serious crush on here and would totally super like!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Dancer

My female friend ...as ad some interesting dreams about u .she's wondering if u want to take her bi cherry

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"This stunner has manners too... just FYI there were Ps & Qs :

Can you tell Tindergirl that her eyes have hypn0tised me. I would like to take her with me to the orgasmic heaven.

Thanks"

Ooh well if I don't know who you are I can't join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I am not in demand today, so I will leave you to it folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greasymonkey! My sexy friend says:

Greasymonkey, I'll take the master and apprentice, I'm feeling greedy

"

I am struggling with this one to be fair

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dancer

My female friend ...as ad some interesting dreams about u .she's wondering if u want to take her bi cherry "

Oh I love cherries

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

For DarkerSecrets, my very very sexy friend says......

I'm glad it fitted...though I'd look better on you, if you're up for it

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Testarossa

My m8 wants 2 know ..if he would be allowed to take that fluffy thing out and put something else in its place x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im a bit late aren't i

Room for a little redhead?

Px

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for ukirlcouple - my sexy mate would like to go down on both of you

He’s a minx x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"It seems I am not in demand today, so I will leave you to it folks!"

Same

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have confessed

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere


"Message for ukirlcouple - my sexy mate would like to go down on both of you

He’s a minx x"

Sounds our type of minx tho

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have confessed "

I wonder if you could take something down for me.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Sorry for the delay but my lovely friend has sent this...

Please could you tell the Monkey men (Mr and Tea) that your mate is still very much hoping they'll indulge her fantasies involving the two of them, her and hot, filthy monkey sex....

If I was you two I'd jump at the chance!"

Seeing as how this person hasn’t made themselves known, that’s pretty hard to complete!

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By *ent and bratCouple
over a year ago

here there everywhere

My very sexy friend has a message for you quacsplat .....

I would like to go stark raving naked quackers with her.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have confessed

I wonder if you could take something down for me. "

I am very good at dick.tation. would you like to take it down orally or by hand

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Well im a bit late aren't i

Room for a little redhead?

Px"

Between myself and Amana?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for quicksplat - my mate thinks your rather delicious and fancies you a lot x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have confessed

I wonder if you could take something down for me.

I am very good at dick.tation. would you like to take it down orally or by hand "

Oh I think there’s a lot to do, I think both would be best.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have confessed

I wonder if you could take something down for me.

I am very good at dick.tation. would you like to take it down orally or by hand

Oh I think there’s a lot to do, I think both would be best. "

Anything to keep the boss happy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im probably best waiting for part 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message to chunky my mate thinks your lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same people...can someone shake the bag better....need to be rejected by new faces....lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Message to chunky my mate thinks your lovely "

Awww. Tell your mate - thank you and that I'd love to chat to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message to chunky my mate thinks your lovely

Awww. Tell your mate - thank you and that I'd love to chat to them. "

My mate says she would too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul tat you damn fine specimen of a man..... there is a sexy A.F. mate in my box telling me that next time you're in need of a diet c*ke break she will happily hose you down then rub you up

Video or it didn't happen "

Oh well good job is sunny out I need a good hose down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul tat you damn fine specimen of a man..... there is a sexy A.F. mate in my box telling me that next time you're in need of a diet c*ke break she will happily hose you down then rub you up

Video or it didn't happen

This wasn't me, but I wish it was "

Bluebell you can hose me down any day of the week

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Paul tat you damn fine specimen of a man..... there is a sexy A.F. mate in my box telling me that next time you're in need of a diet c*ke break she will happily hose you down then rub you up

Video or it didn't happen

This wasn't me, but I wish it was

Bluebell you can hose me down any day of the week "

Be careful - her nickname is 'Karcher'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for the delay but my lovely friend has sent this...

Please could you tell the Monkey men (Mr and Tea) that your mate is still very much hoping they'll indulge her fantasies involving the two of them, her and hot, filthy monkey sex....

If I was you two I'd jump at the chance!"

Get in my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message to chunky my mate thinks your lovely

Awww. Tell your mate - thank you and that I'd love to chat to them.

My mate says she would too "

Chunky my mates says your a great friend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul tat you damn fine specimen of a man..... there is a sexy A.F. mate in my box telling me that next time you're in need of a diet c*ke break she will happily hose you down then rub you up

Video or it didn't happen

This wasn't me, but I wish it was

Bluebell you can hose me down any day of the week

Be careful - her nickname is 'Karcher'. "

She has a power spray then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Message to chunky my mate thinks your lovely

Awww. Tell your mate - thank you and that I'd love to chat to them.

My mate says she would too

Chunky my mates says your a great friend xx "

Having just chatted to your mate i can only say. Thank you - she's lovely &very sexy (don't tell her i said that)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Shortish - my mate wants to say "that blue is definitely his favourite colour right now."

(Honestly - it wasn't me).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go on, I'm in!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ll play pkease

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