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"Personally I’m saving daylight now" Me too. I got up and light was coming through the curtains .... | |||
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"Personally I’m saving daylight now" That's why it was dark this morning, you have it all.  | |||
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"Personally I’m saving daylight now That's why it was dark this morning, you have it all. "It was lighter here. Are you on the dark side of the moon ? | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well....."Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine The whole thing is about not taking the piss. | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well.....
Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine
The whole thing is about not taking the piss. "I'd need to go into her house to use the bathroom at least once during the visit, which is not allowed. I'm also not vaccinated yet, so I won't be going further afield until I've had at least the first jab. | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well.....
Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine
The whole thing is about not taking the piss.
I'd need to go into her house to use the bathroom at least once during the visit, which is not allowed. I'm also not vaccinated yet, so I won't be going further afield until I've had at least the first jab."Actually going inside to use the toilet IS permitted you can ask walk through a house to access a garden if needed It’s all your decision but it is not against the rules | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well.....
Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine
The whole thing is about not taking the piss.
I'd need to go into her house to use the bathroom at least once during the visit, which is not allowed. I'm also not vaccinated yet, so I won't be going further afield until I've had at least the first jab."NOPE ..... before you dash off .... We don't have to stay within a few miles but travelling is still not wanted..... only necessary travel and no overnight staying......... You're not really allowed in others houses yet anyway... ( i'll just recheck that ) | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well.....
Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine
The whole thing is about not taking the piss.
I'd need to go into her house to use the bathroom at least once during the visit, which is not allowed. I'm also not vaccinated yet, so I won't be going further afield until I've had at least the first jab.
NOPE ..... before you dash off ....
We don't have to stay within a few miles but travelling is still not wanted..... only necessary travel and no overnight staying.........
You're not really allowed in others houses yet anyway... ( i'll just recheck that ) "No you're not allowed in other people's houses yet. | |||
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"Try working in a supermarket where its a free for all now. Even when you remind customers about distancing they look at you like you're mad. Or the best one now is I've had my vaccine im ok... yes but I haven't "There are plenty of idiots out there, that’s for sure I have had several clients call me up asking if I can see them over the last 3 months, no we are closed..... the response I get often is “ oh yes I know you are closed but can you not see me by appointment”. Errrrr NO One guy wanted to get a doctors note to say he needed to see me | |||
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is...
Lu "I’m 6ft 2. So if they wank at my feet it should be ok 
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is...
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I’m 6ft 2. So if they wank at my feet it should be ok
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is...
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I’m 6ft 2. So if they wank at my feet it should be ok
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I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking. | |||
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"So good it needed to be said twice.
I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking."Don't hurt yourself Meli...it's not even 9am yet...let your brain warm up at least! | |||
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is" Lot of adults don't know how far six inches is either. | |||
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is Lot of adults don't know how far six inches is either. " True story! | |||
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"So good it needed to be said twice.
I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking.
Don't hurt yourself Meli...it's not even 9am yet...let your brain warm up at least! " I've been up since 5am, my brain is giving up slowly. I'm going to get a latte very soon and then there will be less strained thinking. | |||
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"So good it needed to be said twice.
I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking."Oh dear. I put it in there anyway. It's NOT a virus thread. This is for the people that don't go to the virus thread. It's a goey out thread. | |||
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"So good it needed to be said twice.
I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking.
Don't hurt yourself Meli...it's not even 9am yet...let your brain warm up at least!
I've been up since 5am, my brain is giving up slowly. I'm going to get a latte very soon and then there will be less strained thinking."5am is the old 4am Meli ...... | |||
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"So good it needed to be said twice.
I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking.
Oh dear. I put it in there anyway.
It's NOT a virus thread. This is for the people that don't go to the virus thread.
It's a goey out thread."Out out? | |||
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"How many sky remotes distance worth is that granny Can't believe I had to type that twice..." 12..... does that help 12 remotes | |||
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"So good it needed to be said twice.
I think people on the forum are, on the whole, sensible. I also think people are doing the best they can and making their own risk assessments. I also think that if this thread gets moved to the Virus section I will be sad.
That's a lot of thinking.
Oh dear. I put it in there anyway.
It's NOT a virus thread. This is for the people that don't go to the virus thread.
It's a goey out thread.
Out out? "You have to use it if you are only going out AND if you are going OUTOUT..... If you are out on your billy in the park ( cos that's all there is ) you must keep 12 remotes away from all the odd balls in your neighbourhood. If you are going OUTOUT with 5 friends to the park ( cos that's all there is ) you must stay 12 remotes away from each friend and you must all stay 12 remotes away from everyone else...... Make that 15 remotes... I think I even exaggerated about the length of a remote..... I must be a bloke. | |||
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"How many sky remotes distance worth is that granny Can't believe I had to type that twice... 12..... does that help 12 remotes" Make that 15 little ones or 10 big ones..... | |||
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"How many sky remotes distance worth is that granny Can't believe I had to type that twice... 12..... does that help 12 remotes Make that 15 little ones or 10 big ones..... " My task for today is to determine how many Sky remotes 2m is. I don't know if my Sky remote is big or little as I have no cocks to measure it against.  | |||
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" Don't hurt yourself Meli...it's not even 9am yet...let your brain warm up at least!
I've been up since 5am, my brain is giving up slowly. I'm going to get a latte very soon and then there will be less strained thinking.
5am is the old 4am Meli ...... " I think I'm going to go for a socially distanced walk with me, myself and I. Maybe fresh air will help. | |||
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"How many sky remotes distance worth is that granny Can't believe I had to type that twice... 12..... does that help 12 remotes Make that 15 little ones or 10 big ones..... My task for today is to determine how many Sky remotes 2m is. I don't know if my Sky remote is big or little as I have no cocks to measure it against. " | |||
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"Social Distancing still applies. I know we can meet outside with up to 5 others BUT ......... you must STILL be SIX feet apart. I'm saying this cos people seem to think it's allllllll over. Not all restrictions are lifted. I'm doing my bit to save ....... something or other" Exactly granny.... Hence my status | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well.....
Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine
The whole thing is about not taking the piss. "The night time restrictions are unfair for shift workers etc. Perhaps they should have called it a curfew | |||
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is...
Lu "A lot of guys don't even know what 6 inches is  | |||
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" It's NOT a virus thread. This is for the people that don't go to the virus thread. " Are they worried that by going in the virus thread they will catch it ? | |||
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9.5 Sky remotes is 2m.
Unless I measure it from the base of the bollocks and then 2m is 6 Sky remotes. | |||
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"My Sky remote is 8 inches long.
9.5 Sky remotes is 2m.
Unless I measure it from the base of the bollocks and then 2m is 6 Sky remotes. "I don't have a ***** but i've held a few....... I judged them to be 20cm long. That's 5 per metre. 2 meters is 10. 8 inches is 20 cm ...... hmmmmm | |||
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"I'm very happy in my bubble, in no rush to get out there again and burst it x" Where did I leave that pin ? | |||
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"My Sky remote is 8 inches long.
9.5 Sky remotes is 2m.
Unless I measure it from the base of the bollocks and then 2m is 6 Sky remotes.
I don't have a ***** but i've held a few.......
I judged them to be 20cm long. That's 5 per metre. 2 meters is 10.
8 inches is 20 cm ...... hmmmmm "Trying to figure out what ***** is  | |||
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"Essex Tom has awefully bad breath do people tend to social distance from him anyway. Nobody gets closer than six feet from him..." Who types out the posts for Essex Tom ? | |||
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"A lot of adults don't seem to know how far 6ft is...
Lu "Bet they use a different measuring scale to what they measure their cock with tho | |||
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"And we still have to stay local. A friend of mine is in a grump with me because I won't yet drive 80 miles to see her
Oh well.....
Actually you don’t have to stay local, you can’t stay overnight or go inside but you can travel for the day, the advice is to consider if you need to make the journey and if that “need” is to see a friend to improve your mental health for example then it is just fine
The whole thing is about not taking the piss.
I'd need to go into her house to use the bathroom at least once during the visit, which is not allowed. I'm also not vaccinated yet, so I won't be going further afield until I've had at least the first jab.
NOPE ..... before you dash off ....
We don't have to stay within a few miles but travelling is still not wanted..... only necessary travel and no overnight staying.........
You're not really allowed in others houses yet anyway... ( i'll just recheck that )
No you're not allowed in other people's houses yet."I've been sat in the garden of one of my single female fab friends today . It was lovely sitting in the sun talking about our tall stories from the club's over a year ago. Can't wait to get back to normal | |||
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