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"Could just grab some diamond white and go to the park "Jesus wept, I dont think my kidneys could handle that today | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me "What about when you run out of water?... Where are you going to poop?!  | |||
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"Could just grab some diamond white and go to the park "Have you got some MD 20/20 as well? If so I'm in but don't get any closer than 2m or I'll cry | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?! "Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop. | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?! "Easy, there's a hole in the roof so you get fresh water when it rains and a hole in the loft floor directly over the loo, you'd need a good aim though or it could get messy downstairs | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop. "Let me guess, you're an engineer  | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended "If your happy and you know it clap your hands..... *tumblewe ed* Oh. Il see myself out then. | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop. "Wow I am impressed. To the loft! | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Let me guess, you're an engineer "God no, I work for a living :o) | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Wow I am impressed. To the loft!"Another advantage is that the spare duvets are up there so if it gets chilly, sorted | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Let me guess, you're an engineer
God no, I work for a living :o)"Well I was going to say you're the happiest looking bloke on fab with your pudding in your 3rd pic but after that burn I hate you now | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Let me guess, you're an engineer
God no, I work for a living :o)
Well I was going to say you're the happiest looking bloke on fab with your pudding in your 3rd pic but after that burn I hate you now "Hilarious | |||
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"Anyone got a Cornetto? " No but I've got a cat and a Thorntons chocolate Easter bunny with his face eaten off  | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway" Me either, im following these guys... | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Let me guess, you're an engineer
God no, I work for a living :o)
Well I was going to say you're the happiest looking bloke on fab with your pudding in your 3rd pic but after that burn I hate you now "Now, now, don't be bitter | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway Me either, im following these guys..." Just don't follow Randomness, he's not an engineer so probably can't read a map properly and doesn't know how to press the buttons on a sat nav | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Let me guess, you're an engineer
God no, I work for a living :o)
Well I was going to say you're the happiest looking bloke on fab with your pudding in your 3rd pic but after that burn I hate you now "Aloe?  | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway Me either, im following these guys..." Good call. Can we look at their bums? | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
What about when you run out of water?...
Where are you going to poop?!
Remove one roof tile. Easy access to rain water and a convenient place to, erm, eject poop.
Let me guess, you're an engineer
God no, I work for a living :o)
Well I was going to say you're the happiest looking bloke on fab with your pudding in your 3rd pic but after that burn I hate you now
Aloe? "Yes please.....that was the best burn ever too hahaaaaa Randomness, you've given me a proper giggle lol | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway Me either, im following these guys... Good call. Can we look at their bums?" Follow me up the loft ladder | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway Me either, im following these guys... Good call. Can we look at their bums? Follow me up the loft ladder "Happily  | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway Me either, im following these guys... Just don't follow Randomness, he's not an engineer so probably can't read a map properly and doesn't know how to press the buttons on a sat nav "Can map read with 6 figure co-ordinates and doesn't need sat-nav due to the above lol. Just been "accused" of being an engineer too many times before, it's my default answer | |||
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"I'm in! I've no idea where we are going but I'm in anyway Me either, im following these guys... Just don't follow Randomness, he's not an engineer so probably can't read a map properly and doesn't know how to press the buttons on a sat nav
Can map read with 6 figure co-ordinates and doesn't need sat-nav due to the above lol. Just been "accused" of being an engineer too many times before, it's my default answer "My nephew asked me what a map was the other day. His dad explained it was old fashioned sat nav. I feel old. | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me "that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now? | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good? "Everyone to Lorna's! | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good? "With the weather on Tuesday, sounds awesome | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good?
Everyone to Lorna's!
"I can only have 6! But so can Ash at his so that makes 12. | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now?"Hey I would sooner take my chances up there than in the outside world today | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good?
With the weather on Tuesday, sounds awesome "You will have to quick as im moving to London soon | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good?
Everyone to Lorna's!
I can only have 6!
But so can Ash at his so that makes 12. "I like your thinking! | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good?
With the weather on Tuesday, sounds awesome
You will have to quick as im moving to London soon "Bugger, quick isnt my fortè | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now?"I've no idea what you mean?! * surreptitiously shakes fresh earth from trouser leg* | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good?
With the weather on Tuesday, sounds awesome
You will have to quick as im moving to London soon
Bugger, quick isnt my fortè"You have till the end of May so not that quick. | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now?
I've no idea what you mean?! *
surreptitiously shakes fresh earth from trouser leg* "Iv lost my loft pole!  | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now?
I've no idea what you mean?! *
surreptitiously shakes fresh earth from trouser leg*
Iv lost my loft pole! "You're brain fodder than I'm afraid | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now?
I've no idea what you mean?! *
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Iv lost my loft pole!
You're brain fodder than I'm afraid "I think it in the hedge (long story) | |||
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"My loft. They can't get up there if I take the hatch release pole thingy up there with me
that's almost as scary as saying under your patio, how many people have you got up there now?
I've no idea what you mean?! *
surreptitiously shakes fresh earth from trouser leg*
Iv lost my loft pole!
You're brain fodder than I'm afraid
I think it in the hedge (long story) "Hedging your bets? (sorry) | |||
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"I live near Winchester and as of now I can 6 in my garden, any good?
Everyone to Lorna's!
I can only have 6!
But so can Ash at his so that makes 12. "Ostrich bbq | |||
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"Grab a pint and wait for this to all blow over..... Oh wait....no pubs! Dammit! Any other suggestions? "Is it different the Winchester being a private members club and all that. Stick a VAT in there please Dave.  | |||
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"Grab a pint and wait for this to all blow over..... Oh wait....no pubs! Dammit! Any other suggestions? "We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip: "I'm so sorry, Philip", then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over. | |||
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"Could just grab some diamond white and go to the park "I am carrying Mad Dog 20/20.... and I have 4embassy no1’s left. | |||
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"Can I just hide in your boobs for I bit Ivy? Lu "Ok but it gets a bit sweaty in there when I get stressed | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended "Let me be miserable and angry damn it!! | |||
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"I would say jump in our time machine but unfortunately our replacement Flux capacitor is stuck in the supply chain. Apparently according to tracking its not moved from the Gulf of Aden for the last couple of days for some reason?" By the time that arrives the whole thing will have blown over | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended
Let me be miserable and angry damn it!! "Yeah even though its a beautiful sunny day and the birds are singing, miserably angry is the way to be apparently | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended
Let me be miserable and angry damn it!!
Yeah even though its a beautiful sunny day and the birds are singing, miserably angry is the way to be apparently "The birds didn't get the memo. Or maybe they did but can't read. | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended
Let me be miserable and angry damn it!!
Yeah even though its a beautiful sunny day and the birds are singing, miserably angry is the way to be apparently
The birds didn't get the memo. Or maybe they did but can't read. "They read it alright, they're just angry they can't post on fab and want everyone to know it....little feathered bastards! | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended
Let me be miserable and angry damn it!!
Yeah even though its a beautiful sunny day and the birds are singing, miserably angry is the way to be apparently
The birds didn't get the memo. Or maybe they did but can't read.
They read it alright, they're just angry they can't post on fab and want everyone to know it....little feathered bastards! "Aww poor kinky birdies just want to arrange their own gangbangs without having to shout about it from the treetops. They also heard about humans creating twitter and feel them not being allowed to use it is pretty offensive. | |||
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"Don't you try to cheer people up with your lighthearted threads, nobody wants to be happy today and not be offended
Let me be miserable and angry damn it!!
Yeah even though its a beautiful sunny day and the birds are singing, miserably angry is the way to be apparently
The birds didn't get the memo. Or maybe they did but can't read.
They read it alright, they're just angry they can't post on fab and want everyone to know it....little feathered bastards!
Aww poor kinky birdies just want to arrange their own gangbangs without having to shout about it from the treetops. They also heard about humans creating twitter and feel them not being allowed to use it is pretty offensive. "Bloody snowflake tits, always offended | |||
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"The birds missed the “ tweet”
Badum tsss... " someone had to say it | |||
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