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"Darlings "Jamie, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one! | |||
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"Me You, Yassy.  "Xxxx | |||
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"Bugger. I came back thinking I'd be 2nd 1st face. " Unlucky. | |||
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"I'm FifthLastFace "It's a face. | |||
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"I'm FifthLastFace
It's a face."I definitely have a face  | |||
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"Darlings
Jamie, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!"What do I win?!? | |||
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"Just moved to wallesy, relaxing at home " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chap. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. You're the second newbie that's moved house. Smileyface | |||
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"Ma spuds are boiling now "Hot stuff. | |||
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"Darlings
Jamie, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!
What do I win?!? "A coffee, in Shrewsbury. | |||
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"Darlings
Jamie, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!
What do I win?!? "The cat Jamie | |||
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"Darlings
Jamie, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one!
What do I win?!?
The cat Jamie "You can’t give me Martyn’s cat! | |||
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here "Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here
Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeP4p1fjMs"Haha just a video once needs to see before bed. Creepy baby dolls. | |||
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"Hi all ,going to jump rite in here ,best way to receive anal,first time ,mrs uses toys with me ,now xanthe real thing in mmf" Hi. What's the question again? | |||
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here "Haha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're not a nightmare. | |||
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here
Haha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're not a nightmare."According to Ace I am. But Alice Cooper says "you're gonna like it" | |||
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"Hi all ,going to jump rite in here ,best way to receive anal,first time ,mrs uses toys with me ,now xanthe real thing in mmf" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr&Mrs. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Ace might be able to help you. | |||
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here
Haha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're not a nightmare."Ps. That's the longest good evening I got in a while. Impressive  | |||
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here
Welcome To My Nightmare - Alice Cooper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeP4p1fjMs"\m/ | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mr&Mrs." I already did. Well trained nocturnaler. | |||
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"Good evening to all of you " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you?" Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away.. | |||
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"*ONE ¹" And 1 and 2 and 1,2,3! | |||
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"Hey hey. Your nightmare is here
Haha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're not a nightmare.
Ps. That's the longest good evening I got in a while. Impressive " | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you?" Could be worse, had a day off and done nothing but play with myself and guitar | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away.. "I'm right here | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away.. "He's on top of your creepy dolls. | |||
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"*ONE ¹ And 1 and 2 and 1,2,3!" ¹²³. | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
He's on top of your creepy dolls."Hahaha I see now. Lost and found | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Could be worse, had a day off and done nothing but play with myself and guitar "Nice. \m/ | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
I'm right here "I need to have a feel
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
I'm right here
I need to have a feel
Otherwise it might be pre recording. "You better have a feel then  | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x" Darling | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
I'm right here
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You better have a feel then "You are all slippery still like in avatar? I need back up for this I think | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Darling "Hey hey another lost and found 
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
I'm right here
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You better have a feel then
You are all slippery still like in avatar? I need back up for this I think "I'm certainly a bit wet | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose "Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
I'm right here
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You better have a feel then
You are all slippery still like in avatar? I need back up for this I think
I'm certainly a bit wet "Hmm like saliva drooling Like you spilled something Like you got a case of night sweats Or what ? | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose
Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight "Yes, yes I am | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
I'm right here
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You better have a feel then
You are all slippery still like in avatar? I need back up for this I think
I'm certainly a bit wet
Hmm like saliva drooling
Like you spilled something
Like you got a case of night sweats
Or what ? " no just shower | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose
Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight
Yes, yes I am "My my my best night yet. Is it a duel?  | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
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You better have a feel then
You are all slippery still like in avatar? I need back up for this I think
I'm certainly a bit wet
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Like you got a case of night sweats
Or what ?
no just shower "I like you a little less. Terrible teaser. | |||
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"Good evening lovely night owls "Hi gorgeous. The lovely bit is questionable. Like I know I am a nightmare. | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose
Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight
Yes, yes I am
My my my best night yet. Is it a duel? "I'll fight Jim for the long good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenings | |||
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"Good evening to all of you Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. How are you? Where is he.. my eyesight is giving away..
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You better have a feel then
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I'm certainly a bit wet
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Like you spilled something
Like you got a case of night sweats
Or what ?
no just shower
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"Has anyone got any bum tips for Mr from Mr&Mrs?" I thought he wanted us to hit him with our tips | |||
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"Hi mr here ,hit me with your best tips" Have you tried asking your question on Swinger's chat? You might get a better response to that kind of question. Here's more about cake, cats and erm, watersports?!  | |||
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"Good evening lovely night owls "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MisAdventure. | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose
Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight
Yes, yes I am
My my my best night yet. Is it a duel?
I'll fight Jim for the long good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenings "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet it goooooo! Let it gooooooooo! Can't see you two fight no mooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! | |||
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"Good evening lovely night owls
Hi gorgeous. The lovely bit is questionable. Like I know I am a nightmare. " | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x" Me ... I’m lurking a little
Hi to Mr&Mrs and Chap x
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"Good evening lovely night owls
Hi gorgeous. The lovely bit is questionable. Like I know I am a nightmare. "Like I think you're not | |||
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"Good evening lovely night owls
Hi gorgeous. The lovely bit is questionable. Like I know I am a nightmare.
"Thank God you are back. I was getting out of hand. | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. " Banana slugs of any interest ? | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Me ... I’m lurking a little
Hi to Mr&Mrs and Chap x
... and to everyone else still up at silly o’clock on a Sunday night "There is always one hiding in the shadows
Hi Kate x | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose
Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight
Yes, yes I am
My my my best night yet. Is it a duel?
I'll fight Jim for the long good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenings
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet it goooooo! Let it gooooooooo! Can't see you two fight no mooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! "It's a friendly fight that finishes with a coffee. In Shrewsbury | |||
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"Rose. Are you bowing to us? " No, just wanted to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. " Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey | |||
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, busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW  | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey " Can they see other colours? If they can’t see red I’m assuming they can’t see green either? | |||
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"Rose. Are you bowing to us? No, just wanted to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening." Shame. Kind of imagined the old fashioned bow with a hand on the chest like when they walk just acknowledge someone with a nod/bow and name. | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Rose
Hello lovely are you competing with Jim for the longest good evening I'm going to get tonight
Yes, yes I am
My my my best night yet. Is it a duel?
I'll fight Jim for the long good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenings
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet it goooooo! Let it gooooooooo! Can't see you two fight no mooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It's a friendly fight that finishes with a coffee. In Shrewsbury " | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble? "I was confused too. | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble? "No, just wanted to give you this. | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey Can they see other colours? If they can’t see red I’m assuming they can’t see green either? " . Green, yellow and blue they can see | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble?
I was confused too. "That doesn't surprise me. | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble?
I was confused too.
That doesn't surprise me."I really want to say something rude now. | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW "Don’t you dare tease me with a puggle! if you have a puggle that means WE have a puggle. We went over this the other night 
And no cake? I’ve been waiting at my window for you to turn up!
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey Can they see other colours? If they can’t see red I’m assuming they can’t see green either? . Green, yellow and blue they can see" This is so confusing. Do you ever think that your version of red might be different to someone else’s? | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble?
No, just wanted to give you this. "K. | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW "Haha, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Martyn. | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey Can they see other colours? If they can’t see red I’m assuming they can’t see green either? . Green, yellow and blue they can see This is so confusing. Do you ever think that your version of red might be different to someone else’s? " Apparently we all see things a little differently | |||
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"Rose. Are you bowing to us? No, just wanted to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Shame. Kind of imagined the old fashioned bow with a hand on the chest like when they walk just acknowledge someone with a nod/bow and name. "There's no pleasing some people. | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey Can they see other colours? If they can’t see red I’m assuming they can’t see green either? . Green, yellow and blue they can see" Everyday is summer. | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Me ... I’m lurking a little
Hi to Mr&Mrs and Chap x
... and to everyone else still up at silly o’clock on a Sunday night
There is always one hiding in the shadows
Hi Kate x"Hiiiiiii x I was reading the thread to see what everyone was up to before I said tada I’m still upppppp lol ... well for now anyway ... hoping I see sense and switch off my phone in a min or two (unlikely ) x | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble?
I was confused too.
That doesn't surprise me.
I really want to say something rude now. "Roast me! | |||
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"Does anyone have any animal facts and/or mind blowing facts that will blow my mind? I would like to have my mind blown. Please blow away. Horses have dichromatic vision and can't see red and this shows as grey Can they see other colours? If they can’t see red I’m assuming they can’t see green either? . Green, yellow and blue they can see Everyday is summer." Unfortunately not as they see grey also | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one." *speed scrolls back looking for Martyn | |||
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"Hi Jamie, KC and whoever else is lurking x Me ... I’m lurking a little
Hi to Mr&Mrs and Chap x
... and to everyone else still up at silly o’clock on a Sunday night
There is always one hiding in the shadows
Hi Kate x
Hiiiiiii x
I was reading the thread to see what everyone was up to before I said tada I’m still upppppp lol ... well for now anyway ... hoping I see sense and switch off my phone in a min or two (unlikely) x"I like it when you're turned on. | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
Don’t you dare tease me with a puggle! if you have a puggle that means WE have a puggle. We went over this the other night
And no cake? I’ve been waiting at my window for you to turn up!
I couldn’t cope with her. Nor could I afford to feed her. "What it is my 'puggle' you want to share it you know where i live just dont walk in the wrong bloody flat
Told you i have a large chocolate brownie cake and ice cream as well
I know you couldn't bless a deaf jess shes now taken to sleeping on my pillow above my head i am indeed her human | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble?
I was confused too.
That doesn't surprise me.
I really want to say something rude now.
Roast me!"Ahem ... can I watch that | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one." Aww thanks Jim, I think yours might be bigger sir | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one. *speed scrolls back looking for Martyn " | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one. *speed scrolls back looking for Martyn "*waves* hiya | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one. Aww thanks Jim, I think yours might be bigger sir "Why is it I need to sleep just when the important stuff is being discussed?! | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
Don’t you dare tease me with a puggle! if you have a puggle that means WE have a puggle. We went over this the other night
And no cake? I’ve been waiting at my window for you to turn up!
I couldn’t cope with her. Nor could I afford to feed her.
What it is my 'puggle' you want to share it you know where i live just dont walk in the wrong bloody flat
Told you i have a large chocolate brownie cake and ice cream as well
I know you couldn't bless a deaf jess shes now taken to sleeping on my pillow above my head i am indeed her human "We have a puggle. I’ve already named him. I can’t wait to break into the neighbours trying to steal it. I ate too many biscuits and now I can’t sleep because I feel sick and I have work in the morning. I think I need some brownie to calm down. At least she sleeps above your head rather than walking across my face to scream at me at 7AM. | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one. *speed scrolls back looking for Martyn
*waves* hiya "Oh youuuuuure Martyn *waves back ... we watched your tv thingy the other night  x | |||
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"Jamie. Am I in trouble?
I was confused too.
That doesn't surprise me.
I really want to say something rude now.
Roast me!
Ahem ... can I watch that " | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one. Aww thanks Jim, I think yours might be bigger sir
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Hereditary nocturnalness."He's definitely nocturnal like me. He's on Easter break, so....... | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
Don’t you dare tease me with a puggle! if you have a puggle that means WE have a puggle. We went over this the other night
And no cake? I’ve been waiting at my window for you to turn up!
I couldn’t cope with her. Nor could I afford to feed her.
What it is my 'puggle' you want to share it you know where i live just dont walk in the wrong bloody flat
Told you i have a large chocolate brownie cake and ice cream as well
I know you couldn't bless a deaf jess shes now taken to sleeping on my pillow above my head i am indeed her human
We have a puggle. I’ve already named him. I can’t wait to break into the neighbours trying to steal it.
I ate too many biscuits and now I can’t sleep because I feel sick and I have work in the morning. I think I need some brownie to calm down.
At least she sleeps above your head rather than walking across my face to scream at me at 7AM. "Ok ok, we have a puggle did you what dod you name him? I did say that when the police see the puggle they will understand
Well that wasnt very clever was it you bloody narna brownie makes everything better especially warm and gooey with ice cream mmmmmmmm
Thats because she knows i don't wake up so she just sleeps there untill her hairs tickle my nose then begins to sit on my head while im trying to read emails in the afternoon but shes my Jessiecat and I love her she is my queen | |||
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Hereditary nocturnalness.
He's definitely nocturnal like me. He's on Easter break, so......."He's an excited bunny. | |||
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"Martyn's got a large one. *speed scrolls back looking for Martyn
*waves* hiya
Oh youuuuuure Martyn *waves back
... we watched your tv thingy the other night x"Yeah thats me
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Hereditary nocturnalness.
He's definitely nocturnal like me. He's on Easter break, so.......
He's an excited bunny."He's discussing a business plan! | |||
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"morning everyone" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. What's your favourite type of bean? | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
Don’t you dare tease me with a puggle! if you have a puggle that means WE have a puggle. We went over this the other night
And no cake? I’ve been waiting at my window for you to turn up!
I couldn’t cope with her. Nor could I afford to feed her.
What it is my 'puggle' you want to share it you know where i live just dont walk in the wrong bloody flat
Told you i have a large chocolate brownie cake and ice cream as well
I know you couldn't bless a deaf jess shes now taken to sleeping on my pillow above my head i am indeed her human
We have a puggle. I’ve already named him. I can’t wait to break into the neighbours trying to steal it.
I ate too many biscuits and now I can’t sleep because I feel sick and I have work in the morning. I think I need some brownie to calm down.
At least she sleeps above your head rather than walking across my face to scream at me at 7AM.
Ok ok, we have a puggle did you what dod you name him? I did say that when the police see the puggle they will understand
Well that wasnt very clever was it you bloody narna brownie makes everything better especially warm and gooey with ice cream mmmmmmmm
Thats because she knows i don't wake up so she just sleeps there untill her hairs tickle my nose then begins to sit on my head while im trying to read emails in the afternoon but shes my Jessiecat and I love her she is my queen "Steven. I was going to make a dirty joke about warm and gooey things but then I remembered it’s a pubic forum and I should compare my vagina to a brownie. She’s a little fluffy terrorist but I could use her to get me up in the AM! I’ll try feed her. | |||
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You should get some sleep."I should, and I will! Goodnight everyone  | |||
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You should get some sleep.
I should, and I will! Goodnight everyone "Na night. x | |||
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"Sorry back again , busy is all sorry.
I dont have carrot cake i do however have a large chocolate brownie cake
And a 'puggle'
Oh yeah by the way my jessiecat loves me to much to ever let herself be catnapped besides I know full well Jamie would return her after 1 night MMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW
Don’t you dare tease me with a puggle! if you have a puggle that means WE have a puggle. We went over this the other night
And no cake? I’ve been waiting at my window for you to turn up!
I couldn’t cope with her. Nor could I afford to feed her.
What it is my 'puggle' you want to share it you know where i live just dont walk in the wrong bloody flat
Told you i have a large chocolate brownie cake and ice cream as well
I know you couldn't bless a deaf jess shes now taken to sleeping on my pillow above my head i am indeed her human
We have a puggle. I’ve already named him. I can’t wait to break into the neighbours trying to steal it.
I ate too many biscuits and now I can’t sleep because I feel sick and I have work in the morning. I think I need some brownie to calm down.
At least she sleeps above your head rather than walking across my face to scream at me at 7AM.
Ok ok, we have a puggle did you what dod you name him? I did say that when the police see the puggle they will understand
Well that wasnt very clever was it you bloody narna brownie makes everything better especially warm and gooey with ice cream mmmmmmmm
Thats because she knows i don't wake up so she just sleeps there untill her hairs tickle my nose then begins to sit on my head while im trying to read emails in the afternoon but shes my Jessiecat and I love her she is my queen
Steven.
I was going to make a dirty joke about warm and gooey things but then I remembered it’s a pubic forum and I should compare my vagina to a brownie.
She’s a little fluffy terrorist but I could use her to get me up in the AM! I’ll try feed her. "Steven why not peter the puggle? then when he gets older hell be Peter the platypus
Yeah you cant go making those kinds of comments but to be fair if you were comparing surely it wouldnt be your Vagina that it would compare to beside your vagina tastes sweeter
She is a real life fluffy space invader yeah shes good for that atleast but she costs me a fortune in bloody kitchen tax so thanks for that | |||
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" ...Steven why not peter the puggle? then when he gets older hell be Peter the platypus
Yeah you cant go making those kinds of comments but to be fair if you were comparing surely it wouldnt be your Vagina that it would compare to beside your vagina tastes sweeter
She is a real life fluffy space invader yeah shes good for that atleast but she costs me a fortune in bloody kitchen tax so thanks for that "He just feels like a Steven to me. Has Jim seen a puggle? I just want a brownie now. With pistachio pudding soup. My vagina thanks you for the compliment but now she’s blushing. And it’s really rich you calling her a space invader when you’re king space invader! | |||
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"I haven't seen a puggle." Google puggle right this minute. | |||
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"I haven't seen a puggle. Google puggle right this minute. " I'm going to do it now. | |||
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"Jim you are still up! I don't know whether to get up and have a cup of tea + a brownie to kill some time " I'm up for you. Get yourself a cuppa and a brownie. | |||
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"Jim you are still up! I don't know whether to get up and have a cup of tea + a brownie to kill some time I'm up for you. Get yourself a cuppa and a brownie." The brownie is slathered in salted caramel
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"Jim you are still up! I don't know whether to get up and have a cup of tea + a brownie to kill some time I'm up for you. Get yourself a cuppa and a brownie. The brownie is slathered in salted caramel
Frickin' starving now " You're making me hungry. | |||
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"Jim you are still up! I don't know whether to get up and have a cup of tea + a brownie to kill some time I'm up for you. Get yourself a cuppa and a brownie. The brownie is slathered in salted caramel
Frickin' starving now
You're making me hungry."I've got some mash & Chicken Chasseur left | |||
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"Jim you are still up! I don't know whether to get up and have a cup of tea + a brownie to kill some time I'm up for you. Get yourself a cuppa and a brownie. The brownie is slathered in salted caramel
Frickin' starving now
You're making me hungry.
I've got some mash & Chicken Chasseur left "I'll have some of your chicken. Then I'll have some of Midnight's brownie. | |||
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"Jim you are still up! I don't know whether to get up and have a cup of tea + a brownie to kill some time I'm up for you. Get yourself a cuppa and a brownie. The brownie is slathered in salted caramel
Frickin' starving now
You're making me hungry.
I've got some mash & Chicken Chasseur left "The kitchen is two floors down... Tummy is rumbling... Its already had 3 brownies | |||
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