FabSwingers.com forum: The TOP TEN FORUMITES in the world today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 (New) FabulousAndBearded

2 (2) Lemonbuttercream

3 (1) Meli

4 (3) City Jeans

5 (New) kitty likes to play

6 (6) Granny-Crumpet

7 (5) Erect Jim

8 (New) _emorefrida

9 (7) Samuel Tender

10 (New) _rightonsteve

All change this month. A couple of tweaks to the metrics has seen the algorithm throw up some surprising results.

As you can see though, you are truly blessed with some fabulous forumites.

You're all very lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ottoncandy42Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Who's lost their places?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to see a copy of your algorithm to verify it's operation and the results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

I can't believe you didn't make the cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolute bastard, you promised I’d make number one if I did that thing

*slams door*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do feel lucky

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You've put the wrong list up again .....

This is the list of who you have shagged the most times this week ....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m helicoptering my cock in delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really do feel lucky"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to see a copy of your algorithm to verify it's operation and the results "

It's with you now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've put the wrong list up again .....

This is the list of who you have shagged the most times this week ....

But I didn't make the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We demand a recount

*waves exemption card*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid "

Also me. I'm weeping softly in the corner and cuddling my blanky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo hear we go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks lovely. You can put your acorn in my belly button anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid "

Send him toe photos, that is how you get the top spots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid "

You dropped out a couple of months ago and didn't even notice. The algorithm doesn't take kindly to this sort of nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality "

You actually scored quite highly but your ability to always criticise and never offer solutions saw you marked down.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid

Also me. I'm weeping softly in the corner and cuddling my blanky."

You poor darlings. You're both still worthy of podiums in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right who do I need to blow to get in this top 10 ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality

You actually scored quite highly but your ability to always criticise and never offer solutions saw you marked down. "

I will keep doing what I'm doing then. God forbid I became popular and liked

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Well how rude

back to the shadows for us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid

You dropped out a couple of months ago and didn't even notice. The algorithm doesn't take kindly to this sort of nonsense. "

Who died and made you God!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality

You actually scored quite highly but your ability to always criticise and never offer solutions saw you marked down. "

You should have sent a carrier pigeon informing me of my demotion. I’ve had no pigeons, Estrogon. Where are the pigeons?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality

You actually scored quite highly but your ability to always criticise and never offer solutions saw you marked down.

I will keep doing what I'm doing then. God forbid I became popular and liked "

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well how rude

back to the shadows for us then

All the fun things happen in the shadows

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"1 (New) FabulousAndBearded

2 (2) Lemonbuttercream

3 (1) Meli

4 (3) City Jeans

5 (New) kitty likes to play

6 (6) Granny-Crumpet

7 (5) Erect Jim

8 (New) _emorefrida

9 (7) Samuel Tender

10 (New) _rightonsteve

All change this month. A couple of tweaks to the metrics has seen the algorithm throw up some surprising results.

As you can see though, you are truly blessed with some fabulous forumites.

You're all very lucky."

Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX."

New entry. Keep up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid

You dropped out a couple of months ago and didn't even notice. The algorithm doesn't take kindly to this sort of nonsense.

Who died and made you God!

This is science - not religion.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

seems bias but who am I to judge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality

You actually scored quite highly but your ability to always criticise and never offer solutions saw you marked down.

You should have sent a carrier pigeon informing me of my demotion. I’ve had no pigeons, Estrogon. Where are the pigeons? "

I sent you a fax.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Well how rude

back to the shadows for us then

All the fun things happen in the shadows

"
think we must be in the wrong cave

some in here keeps shouting "my preccccciousss"

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I'm sorry but your algorithm is flawed. The user input of fuckable yes/no corrupts the answer and limits it's true impartiality

You actually scored quite highly but your ability to always criticise and never offer solutions saw you marked down.

You should have sent a carrier pigeon informing me of my demotion. I’ve had no pigeons, Estrogon. Where are the pigeons?

I sent you a fax. "

This site should be renamed Fab Snakes.

Snakes don’t hiss, they send a fax.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'll just cry till next month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This site should be renamed Fab Snakes.

Snakes don’t hiss, they send a fax. "

The fax speak for themselves.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up. "

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's lost their places?

That would be me, and I am livid

You dropped out a couple of months ago and didn't even notice. The algorithm doesn't take kindly to this sort of nonsense.

Who died and made you God!

This is science - not religion. "

Weird Science more like!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well how rude

back to the shadows for us then

All the fun things happen in the shadows

think we must be in the wrong cave

some in here keeps shouting "my preccccciousss"

He's talking about his monster cock. Go look and have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*"

Overruled.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"This site should be renamed Fab Snakes.

Snakes don’t hiss, they send a fax.

The fax speak for themselves. "

Fax are fax I guess.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I'll just cry till next month

"
Can we come and have a crying party with you...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Congratulations to one and all

I didn’t know there was a list but there some absolute beauts on there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up.

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

I don't do this to make friends. People fall out with me over this.

But the truth MUST out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a while since a thread has produced so much humour (I hope it’s humour) haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*

Overruled. "

*Prepares application to ECJ

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'll just cry till next month

Can we come and have a crying party with you...

Sure... you can replace Estragon's spot on our currently full "to do" list

That'll show him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well how rude

back to the shadows for us then

All the fun things happen in the shadows

think we must be in the wrong cave

some in here keeps shouting "my preccccciousss"

He's talking about his monster cock. Go look and have fun

Is that what they call the Golum Heights ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*

Overruled.

*Prepares application to ECJ

Elizabeth Cooper-Jones can't help you here I'm afraid.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Feels like Top of the Pops...new entry...dropping out of the top ten....

Etc.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well, I think the OP is an extremely talented young man and will get far in life with panache and flaire and joydevivre

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I'll just cry till next month

Can we come and have a crying party with you...

Sure... you can replace Estragon's spot on our currently full "to do" list

That'll show him!

"
nah we don't swapping back out when you make friends again

we'll just throw at him if we see him

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up.

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

I don't do this to make friends. People fall out with me over this.

But the truth MUST out. "

MUSTH out what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I think the OP is an extremely talented young man and will get far in life with panache and flaire and joydevivre "

This is exactly the sort of positivity that made you a chart breaker this month

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Top Ten Snakes on Fab

1. Estragon

2. The

3. Rest

4. Of

5. You

6. Are

7. Delightful

8. And

9. Beautiful

10. Bluebell Racer (but I can’t remember how that started)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

It's because you can't see me way back here on the dusty shelf right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just cry till next month

Can we come and have a crying party with you...

Sure... you can replace Estragon's spot on our currently full "to do" list

That'll show him!

nah we don't swapping back out when you make friends again

we'll just throw at him if we see him

See? This is the sort of sacrifice I make in the name of forum integrity.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Would we make the list if we flashed some titties?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would we make the list if we flashed some titties?

People have tried this before. After I've done this before, my inbox has been flooded with breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far am I off the top 10? If I'm close, I might just put that extra ooomph in

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Is this because we spoke about my not being perfect the other day?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Would we make the list if we flashed some titties?

I’m going to say yes on his behalf

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Top Ten Snakes on Fab

1. Estragon

2. The

3. Rest

4. Of

5. You

6. Are

7. Delightful

8. And

9. Beautiful

10. Bluebell Racer (but I can’t remember how that started) "

I believe one of us was involved in pudding thievery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats to the top 10, I mean we all have our own top 10 right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*"

S’ok, he ignored me too, and after I did THAT

, bloody liar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*

S’ok, he ignored me too, and after I did THAT

, bloody liar

It's okay, the UN General Assembly are debating a motion to ban him indefinitely, it's top of tomorrow's agenda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*

S’ok, he ignored me too, and after I did THAT

, bloody liar

It's okay, the UN General Assembly are debating a motion to ban him indefinitely, it's top of tomorrow's agenda

In capitals I hope

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Jeez, even our objection was ignored

*flounces off in a huff*

S’ok, he ignored me too, and after I did THAT

, bloody liar

It's okay, the UN General Assembly are debating a motion to ban him indefinitely, it's top of tomorrow's agenda

In capitals I hope "

It's ok he seems to be ignoring a few of us! Puts the post up but not handling the PR well at all

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Would we make the list if we flashed some titties?

I’m going to say yes on his behalf

"
if you would like you see some boobies you are only to ask

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please put all complaints in writing. Flouncing will not be tolerated.

You are being watched.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Well, I think the OP is an extremely talented young man and will get far in life with panache and flaire and joydevivre

This is exactly the sort of positivity that made you a chart breaker this month

"
and that £2.67 gets me to 8?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I want to know who went up and who went down.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I want to know who went up and who went down.

I go up when I go down

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I want to know who went up and who went down.

Fuck sake.

I can't fucking read today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've put the wrong list up again .....

This is the list of who you have shagged the most times this week ....

Oh god, did it happen while i was asleep again?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I want to know who went up and who went down.

I go up when I go down

My huge arse goes up when I go down.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Please put all complaints in writing. Flouncing will not be tolerated.

You are being watched. "

Well then you will need to provide an address! But some of us like being watched

But that's definitely not me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You've put the wrong list up again .....

This is the list of who you have shagged the most times this week ....

Oh god, did it happen while i was asleep again?

It's his wish list, don't panic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll just cry till next month

I still luvs,ya sexy ass.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That's it - no cake for you OP.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up.

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

I don't do this to make friends. People fall out with me over this.

But the truth MUST out. "

The truth ??? You couldn't handle the truth .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up.

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

I don't do this to make friends. People fall out with me over this.

But the truth MUST out.

The truth ??? You couldn't handle the truth .......

Maybe not GC. But it is out there.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up.

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

I don't do this to make friends. People fall out with me over this.

But the truth MUST out.

The truth ??? You couldn't handle the truth .......

Truthfully Gran, what's his oral skillz like? I won't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please put all complaints in writing. Flouncing will not be tolerated.

You are being watched. "

Too late! I flounced, and I stropped, and I stamped my feet too

(Don’t forget the door slam either

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ? "

Like you don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ? "

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Like you don't know

Ok I will then warm you about my disappointing sexual prowess, I cum in a jiffy and I don't get hard again until next Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Mine

I'd like to see your face first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Like you don't know

Ok I will then warm you about my disappointing sexual prowess, I cum in a jiffy and I don't get hard again until next Sunday. "

Consider myself warmed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Like you don't know

Ok I will then warm you about my disappointing sexual prowess, I cum in a jiffy and I don't get hard again until next Sunday.

Consider myself warmed x"

You spotted that didn't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Like you don't know

Ok I will then warm you about my disappointing sexual prowess, I cum in a jiffy and I don't get hard again until next Sunday.

Consider myself warmed x

You spotted that didn't you

It wasn't deliberate?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Brighton steve new?

Think you need to update your spectrum ZX.

New entry. Keep up.

If it is okay with you I’ll just amble along being myself, having fun as bottom licking isn’t my thing.

I don't do this to make friends. People fall out with me over this.

But the truth MUST out.

The truth ??? You couldn't handle the truth .......

Truthfully Gran, what's his oral skillz like? I won't tell anyone. "

He's pretty damn good at oral but we do ask him to shut up when the ads have finished.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ? "

If that's a genuine offer, I'll get in line lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Like you don't know

Ok I will then warm you about my disappointing sexual prowess, I cum in a jiffy and I don't get hard again until next Sunday.

Consider myself warmed x

You spotted that didn't you

It wasn't deliberate?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

If that's a genuine offer, I'll get in line lol"

You are up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much did they pay you for the smoke up their arses?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"How much did they pay you for the smoke up their arses?

I've had to remortgage my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

Mine

I'd like to see your face first "

Well you won’t be looking at that when you’re pounding my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get that thread but whose anus I have to sensually pound like a pastry at Poundland ?

If that's a genuine offer, I'll get in line lol

You are up ! "

Well my evening just got interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must try harder.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Would be easier if everyone was aware of them being scored criteria.

Do those who have been scored know?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"1 (New) FabulousAndBearded

2 (2) Lemonbuttercream

3 (1) Meli

4 (3) City Jeans

5 (New) kitty likes to play

6 (6) Granny-Crumpet

7 (5) Erect Jim

8 (New) _emorefrida

9 (7) Samuel Tender

10 (New) _rightonsteve

All change this month. A couple of tweaks to the metrics has seen the algorithm throw up some surprising results.

As you can see though, you are truly blessed with some fabulous forumites.

You're all very lucky."

You appear to have missed number zero off your list. I suppose I'll just have to volunteer to take the position. Sigh, it's a dirty job but somebody has to do it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the scoring process for this? I haven't had my vote!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What's the scoring process for this? I haven't had my vote! "

I think it's like Eurovision. No one knows and random deux points or null points are liberally scattered around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see I didn't make the cut this time (not sarcastic, genuinly happy)

Being popular was never my thing

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s all change at the top…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s all change at the top…"

_rightonsteve on the charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was responsible for this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Someone that needs to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Someone that needs to get laid "

He's getting banged on the regular I make sure of that when I put on my virtual reality headset to see him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s all change at the top…"

I think there have been some fallers since the start

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"It’s all change at the top…"

Holy thread resurrection, Batman!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Someone that needs to get laid

He's getting banged on the regular I make sure of that when I put on my virtual reality headset to see him "

I vote you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Someone that needs to get laid

He's getting banged on the regular I make sure of that when I put on my virtual reality headset to see him "

I get dizzy when I use VR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim at 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Someone that needs to get laid

He's getting banged on the regular I make sure of that when I put on my virtual reality headset to see him

I get dizzy when I use VR "

Download the VR game Nurse With Big Tits Spins Them Anticlockwise to Help With Dizziness it's very good for helping with any sickness or dizziness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab Royalty are alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Someone that needs to get laid

He's getting banged on the regular I make sure of that when I put on my virtual reality headset to see him

I get dizzy when I use VR

Download the VR game Nurse With Big Tits Spins Them Anticlockwise to Help With Dizziness it's very good for helping with any sickness or dizziness. "

Sign me up. I want the delivery and installation ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Royalty are alive and kicking "

We need to get out more. But what fun is the real world when you've got fab at your fingertips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been few of these and never managed to crack the top 10. It's fine though. Shit list anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Royalty are alive and kicking

We need to get out more. But what fun is the real world when you've got fab at your fingertips."
fab doesn't eat your booty for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been few of these and never managed to crack the top 10. It's fine though. Shit list anyway

It is a shit list to be fair I should deffo be number one and you should be number 38 bestie x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Fab Royalty are alive and kicking

We need to get out more. But what fun is the real world when you've got fab at your fingertips."

I went out in the real world tonight had an anxiety attack came home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Royalty are alive and kicking

We need to get out more. But what fun is the real world when you've got fab at your fingertips.

I went out in the real world tonight had an anxiety attack came home"

#relatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Royalty are alive and kicking

We need to get out more. But what fun is the real world when you've got fab at your fingertips.fab doesn't eat your booty for you

^ physical touch must be his love language

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been few of these and never managed to crack the top 10. It's fine though. Shit list anyway

It is a shit list to be fair I should deffo be number one and you should be number 38 bestie x "

Bullshit, name the ones above me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread? "

Sam Tender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been few of these and never managed to crack the top 10. It's fine though. Shit list anyway

It is a shit list to be fair I should deffo be number one and you should be number 38 bestie x

Bullshit, name the ones above me then!

I wish I could but it's late and I've had seven bottles of Budweiser Light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread?

Sam Tender."

Definitely Sam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised JustPete didn't make it onto this list because he's truly a wonderful person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There have been few of these and never managed to crack the top 10. It's fine though. Shit list anyway

It is a shit list to be fair I should deffo be number one and you should be number 38 bestie x

Bullshit, name the ones above me then!

I wish I could but it's late and I've had seven bottles of Budweiser Light."

Ahhh makes sense, you obviously meant between 3 and 8 rather than 38

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread?

Sam Tender.

Definitely Sam."

Who is Sam though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised JustPete didn't make it onto this list because he's truly a wonderful person "

I wasn't on here when this thread was made sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread?

Sam Tender.

Definitely Sam.

Who is Sam though? "

I've no idea but he'd have hated Sandro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread?

Sam Tender.

Definitely Sam.

Who is Sam though? "

Don’t worry about Sam I’m here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab Royalty are alive and kicking

We need to get out more. But what fun is the real world when you've got fab at your fingertips."

The real world is a scary place..........not for fab funsters.....

Stick to sticky keyboards

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I never got a mention

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I recognise/remember most of those names bar Sam Tender.

I wonder who'd make such a thread?

Sam Tender.

Definitely Sam.

Who is Sam though?

Don’t worry about Sam I’m here now"

Thanks babes, I'll stop worrying now. xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised JustPete didn't make it onto this list because he's truly a wonderful person "

The one who ejaculates in my King Edwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised JustPete didn't make it onto this list because he's truly a wonderful person

The one who ejaculates in my King Edwards?"

An heir and a spare.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I never got a mention

That’s okay… think of yourself as an OG… almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised JustPete didn't make it onto this list because he's truly a wonderful person

The one who ejaculates in my King Edwards?

An heir and a spare."

You sir are elevated to the fab royal pantheon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never got a mention

That’s okay… think of yourself as an OG… almost

Fabio I consider you to be Fab royalty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised JustPete didn't make it onto this list because he's truly a wonderful person

The one who ejaculates in my King Edwards?

An heir and a spare."

I don't know what that means but

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF! "

It was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

It was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF! "

Erm... POF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

Erm... POF?

Price of Fabbra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

Erm... POF?

Queenies side kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

Erm... POF?

Price of Fabbra"

Ahhh, maybe before my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

Erm... POF?

Price of Fabbra

Ahhh, maybe before my time

I'm sure it wasn't. Maybe I've spelled it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look at all you retro crew!

If I'm not in the new top 10 I'm leaving to discover myself along with Erect Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was responsible for this thread!

Sounds like POF!

Erm... POF?

Price of Fabbra"

Was she hot?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Can’t believe the op has gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!"

Do it do it do it do it

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!"

You ain’t got the minerals son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t believe the op has gone

Couldn't take it when he/she/they didn't make his/her/their own list..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

You ain’t got the minerals son."

Of course I fucking don't! Did you not see the carnage my who's voice did you like thread got?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

You ain’t got the minerals son.

Of course I fucking don't! Did you not see the carnage my who's voice did you like thread got?!

I won that challenge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

this thing. Fucking hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

You ain’t got the minerals son.

Of course I fucking don't! Did you not see the carnage my who's voice did you like thread got?!

I won that challenge "

No one won because there were no winners because people were insecure about their voices and so you had a terrible voice but it was ok, I can't say great because that's disrespecting the others

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Can’t believe the op has gone

Couldn't take it when he/she/they didn't make his/her/their own list.."

He/she/they were actually the complete opposite of that statement.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

You ain’t got the minerals son.

Of course I fucking don't! Did you not see the carnage my who's voice did you like thread got?!

No, we’ve not been around for a few weeks.

Carnage you say?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

this thing. Fucking hell."

This is not the greatest thread in the world… this is a tribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

You ain’t got the minerals son.

Of course I fucking don't! Did you not see the carnage my who's voice did you like thread got?!

No, we’ve not been around for a few weeks.

Carnage you say?"

I think it got removed. I upset many people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to start a new top ten then Bruce, I'm sure you'll list yourself ha ha

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Jesus Christ imagine if I made this thread today.

I can already hear the stomps of the fab police with pitchforks!

You ain’t got the minerals son.

Of course I fucking don't! Did you not see the carnage my who's voice did you like thread got?!

No, we’ve not been around for a few weeks.

Carnage you say?

I think it got removed. I upset many people

Just a few!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

To be continued…

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