FabSwingers.com forum: How do you eat a creame egg

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

In one grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By putting them in the bin.

They're horrid yet in my younger years i couldn't get enough of them

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nibble off the top, lick out the filling then demolish the rest.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a bush tucker trial, has to go down in one cos I don't like them very much

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Bite off the top, lick the middle out, eat the rest of the chocolate

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I bite the top off and lick that egg out till my tongue aches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bite off the top, lick the middle out, eat the rest of the chocolate "

Same

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Four at a time

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

In 2 bites

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I've gone off them as I find them a lil sickly now but it used to be bite the top, lick the filling and then eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip the top in tea, bite the top of suck the insides then devour the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually put it all in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovingly and rarely. The fondant gets sickly after creme egg number 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite off the top, lick the middle out, eat the rest of the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in the bin then eat a double decker

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Throw it in the bin then eat a double decker

Why bin it?! Eat both!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Dip the top in tea, bite the top of suck the insides then devour the rest

Ohh that sounds good, I'd be worried I'd drop it In though

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I bite the top off, scope out the goo, spread it all over boobs and the like and suck it all off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bite the top off, but make as small a hole as possible, then suck hard and get all the white stuff out, them lick up the remainder and finally gobble up the chocolate

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Nibble off the top, lick out the filling then demolish the rest.

Mrs"

it’s the only way

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I bite off the top and lick out the inside

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't like them at all, far nicer things to probe and tease with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 bites.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Never, much to sweet and sickly

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I bite the top off, but make as small a hole as possible, then suck hard and get all the white stuff out, them lick up the remainder and finally gobble up the chocolate

I’ll be your egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple the top off, the lick out the goo, the suck the chocolate until it melts in my mouth xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

In bed this morning

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By *oliteandfunMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"I bite the top off, but make as small a hole as possible, then suck hard and get all the white stuff out, them lick up the remainder and finally gobble up the chocolate

I've been biting the top off, licking out the middle and then eating the rest of the chocolate. Next weekend I'll be trying out your technique as it sounds fun.

Tongue training, by licking out the middle, is still important for those who like the taste of pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bite the top off, but make as small a hole as possible, then suck hard and get all the white stuff out, them lick up the remainder and finally gobble up the chocolate

I've been biting the top off, licking out the middle and then eating the rest of the chocolate. Next weekend I'll be trying out your technique as it sounds fun.

Tongue training, by licking out the middle, is still important for those who like the taste of pussy

You have to suck quite hard, I'll warn you now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut them in half. Scoop out the inside then throw the lot in the bin

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Any one got any creame eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nibble off the top, lick out the filling then demolish the rest.

Mrs"

What she said.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Quickly

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I lick it out. Obviously. Is there any other way?

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t they’re vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it out first then suck on the outer chocolate

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

You don't, you leave it in the wrapper and throw it in the bin..yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't, you leave it in the wrapper and throw it in the bin..yuk"

Totally agree!!!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Bite off the top, lick as much out as I can, nibble more chocolate, lick more and continue until all gone.

I'm rather short tongued.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I like to lick it out delicately

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I put it in my mouth and chew.

Cal

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"You don't, you leave it in the wrapper and throw it in the bin..yuk

Totally agree!!!!"

They just vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bite the top off, but make as small a hole as possible, then suck hard and get all the white stuff out, them lick up the remainder and finally gobble up the chocolate

Fucking hell .....Sounds like 'Alien' describing eating humans to its offspring

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I usually eat it with my mouth, haven't thought of any other way

I usually make a hole about a 3rd down and then lick it out before shoving the rest in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

What do you mean A cream egg? That implies I stop at one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen cooper the dog eat the icecream on youtube?

Yeh like that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Bite off the top, lick as much out as I can, nibble more chocolate, lick more and continue until all gone.

I'm rather short tongued."

I do exactly the same!

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"What do you mean A cream egg? That implies I stop at one."
lol same ones never enoughx

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Nibble a bit off and Suck and Lick with my tongue round the inside

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I met a girl in a club who told me her fwb scooped out the insides and poured it into a bowl, wanked I to the bowl and then fed it to her.

Sounds an interesting way to give it to someone lol

Wouldn’t eat it myself though haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I met a girl in a club who told me her fwb scooped out the insides and poured it into a bowl, wanked I to the bowl and then fed it to her.

Sounds an interesting way to give it to someone lol

Wouldn’t eat it myself though haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a girl in a club who told me her fwb scooped out the insides and poured it into a bowl, wanked I to the bowl and then fed it to her.

Sounds an interesting way to give it to someone lol

Wouldn’t eat it myself though haha

Oh that actually sounds quite hot tbh

I know what I'm doing tomorrow with those creme eggs in the kitchen.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Slowly..bite the top off and lick the sweet gooey filling...probing the inside with my tongue until there's nothing left.

And then I scoff the chocolate.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I met a girl in a club who told me her fwb scooped out the insides and poured it into a bowl, wanked I to the bowl and then fed it to her.

Sounds an interesting way to give it to someone lol

Wouldn’t eat it myself though haha

Oh that actually sounds quite hot tbh

I know what I'm doing tomorrow with those creme eggs in the kitchen.

Haha can I offer a helping hand? So to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mastered my creme egg eating technique in 2 simple steps... or rather bites. No messing about just 2 chomps and devour the contents as they present themselves.

Flipping lush

Her x

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I lick it out. Obviously. Is there any other way?

Mrs kf x"

Suck it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nibble off the top, lick out the filling then demolish the rest.

Mrs"

It has to be this way but with a caramel cream egg...

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Goes in the bin...yuk

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Crack the top and dip in with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the box full

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Oh how I miss the toffee mallow eggs.....memories of early 80’s childhood!!! Now those deserved special time to separate, slide your tongue under the soft white mallow and let the gooey toffee flow over it. Then nail the chocolate! Then....on to the second half!! Omg omg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take the top off and lick the cram out then suck the chocolate .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like them, however I do love to devour a caramel egg. Slowly.

Licking the tip until it melts away in my mouth and all the caramel oozes out on to my tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use my mouth personally

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

I was going to say that I dip my cock in it but I haven't got any one to lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a serious sugar addiction so have to limit what I buy otherwise if it is at home I will eat it.

However a Cream Egg would go mouldy in my place as I just find them completely yuk

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Bite top off then stick my tongue in.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Orally

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Can't stand them

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Can't stand them "

Y not x

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Can't stand them

Y not x"

Too sweet and sickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lick around the tip until the warmth of my mouth moistens it until the cream starts to drip out onto my tongue, then I slip my tongue inside and lick out the creamy goodness

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I bite the head off and lick it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Stuff it all in my mouth

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Stuff it all in my mouth

How many can you stuff in your mouth at once ?

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"Bite off the top, lick the middle out, eat the rest of the chocolate "

This

Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top, then several bites afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in the bin. Can’t stand them. Too sickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lick around the tip until the warmth of my mouth moistens it until the cream starts to drip out onto my tongue, then I slip my tongue inside and lick out the creamy goodness

We definitely talking about a cream egg?

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By *r G888Man
over a year ago

south Wales

Bite the top off, lick it out then eat the rest in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top, suck the inner, munch the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nibble off the top, lick out the filling then demolish the rest.

Mrs"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I throw it at my other half for him to eat

I think they're vile

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

"Stuff it all in my mouth

How many can you stuff in your mouth at once ?"

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I lick around the tip until the warmth of my mouth moistens it until the cream starts to drip out onto my tongue, then I slip my tongue inside and lick out the creamy goodness

We definitely talking about a cream egg?

Im sure it's transferable skills

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

By the box full!!

Bought Flower a box of 48 and a Creme Egg cook book for Easter!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bite the top off and give the rest to someone else....too sickly for me

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Eww no, far too sweet

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I just buy them for the wrappers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I photograph them then give them away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take their tops off and suck as hard as I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy them for everyone else, prefer mini eggs personally

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By *xperience huntingMan
over a year ago

where

"I photograph them then give them away"

I like to see eat mine hands free while they are held in place by the thighs of goddess as she bends them over!

Any idea where I can grab a snack?

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By *inkykatie2016Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling a bit worried as I bite the top off then use my finger to scoop out the middle - not my tongue. I hope someone else uses a finger, not just me

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By *xperience huntingMan
over a year ago

where

"Feeling a bit worried as I bite the top off then use my finger to scoop out the middle - not my tongue. I hope someone else uses a finger, not just me

I’m

Not sure what you mean! Any chance you could

Grab another lady and demonstrate for me ? Ha ha

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Feeling a bit worried as I bite the top off then use my finger to scoop out the middle - not my tongue. I hope someone else uses a finger, not just me

Sounds a bit messy

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