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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

Missing.

My mojo.

Reward offered for successful recovery.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Last seen on the number 350 bus heading to town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Missing.

My mojo.

Reward offered for successful recovery. "

Have you turned it off then on again ?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

There will be a big reward for the finder of Mojo's as lots of folk are missing theirs too, I suspect there is a mass Mojo gathering somewhere in Outer Mongolia and all it need is a few trepidation explorers to go and recover them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines missing too

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Missing.

My mojo.

Reward offered for successful recovery.

Have you turned it off then on again ? "

I’m looking for the on switch.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"There will be a big reward for the finder of Mojo's as lots of folk are missing theirs too, I suspect there is a mass Mojo gathering somewhere in Outer Mongolia and all it need is a few trepidation explorers to go and recover them.

"

You suspect mojo theft!? That would explain a lot.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Mines missing too "

We could look together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help you find it

Px

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"I'll help you find it

Px"

I would be most grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I found mine, I can help you look

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

Where did you find yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it!

I think I got everyones at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where did you find yours? "

On Fab! Quite innocently fabbing my way through and BOOM! There it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it’s with mine, mine has upped and left too!

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"I got it!

I think I got everyones at the moment! "

You mojo hoarder!! Share it out please.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Where did you find yours?

On Fab! Quite innocently fabbing my way through and BOOM! There it was "

I might give that a go. What’s the worst that can happen?

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Maybe it’s with mine, mine has upped and left too!"

I’m sure your pictures are keeping many mojo alive though. You’re so selfless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can confirm that it was not in the middle of the easter egg i just ate - and neither was mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?"

Sounds like F&B has been up to no good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?

Sounds like F&B has been up to no good. "

Would he be so callous?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Mine comes and goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe it’s with mine, mine has upped and left too!

I’m sure your pictures are keeping many mojo alive though. You’re so selfless "

I am

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Has Austin powers been running off with people's mojos again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have put mine into a box under the stairs but when this lockdown is over it is coming out with a vengeance!!

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By *igDickSwansMan
over a year ago

Swansea City Centre

hahaha

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?"

that made me laugh!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hello Mr Vine

Have you tried looking inside a crisp packet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found someone's mojo here on a the beach it washed up in a bottle of Jameson. I accidentally left it out and it wreaking havoc.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Always keep my mojo next to uncut on the coffee table.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?

that made me laugh!! "

My work here is done! X

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?

that made me laugh!! "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gasp!

I have just received a very menacing note:

"We Have yOUr moJo

LeavE oNe squiLlIon poUNdS

ANd a DoZen tuBes of PriNGles

In a morrIsoNs caRRier baG

In the aLley beHinD the Co-op

And wE wilL rETurN it unHaRMed"

Oh my goodness, what can it mean?

that made me laugh!!

And me "

#yourewelcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all your clothes off and kneel, legs spread a bit infront of a mirror. Being naked and a bit vulnerable seems to make me a bit horny, try it

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Hello Mr Vine

Have you tried looking inside a crisp packet? "

Possibly a Pringles tube.

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Take all your clothes off and kneel, legs spread a bit infront of a mirror. Being naked and a bit vulnerable seems to make me a bit horny, try it "

Ha! I’m not sure that will do it for me. But I’ll give it a go.

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