FabSwingers.com forum: Branded Condoms

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If All manufacturers made Condoms and kept their slogans

Nike - Just To It

Carlsberg - Probably the Best Condoms in the world

3.. 2......1 Go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MC Donald's condoms - I'm Loving It

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Chorley FM - Cuming in your rears

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Capital one. What's in your wallet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Toilet Duck Condoms - Gets Right Under the Rim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can't stop

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC Finger licking good

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By *oveleylegsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Tesco condom's - every little helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"KFC Finger licking good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark’s & Spencer - not just any condoms.... S&M condoms

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

HSE Condoms

Safety first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Marmite condoms - Love it or Hate it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Cazoo.com

7 days or your money back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Esso condoms - Put a tiger in your tank

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Heinz 57

Something for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

London Transport Condoms - Mind the Gap

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Colgate

Minty fresh

Oral B....Nuff said.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Philadelphia condoms - a little taste of Heaven

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Twitter condoms.

The ones to use on your birds

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Aldi condoms

Sponsors of team BJ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Colgate

Minty fresh

Oral B....Nuff said."

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Waitrose condoms.

Save them for your posh totty.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Birds Eye condom - sweet as the moment when the pod went pop

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Skittles condoms - Taste the rainbow

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Gillette

For those close shaves

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Trans Am Airline condoms - Up, up and away

Virgin condoms - more experience than our name suggests

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Duracell for those that keep on going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bernard Mathews Condoms - Bootiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Halfords - We go the extra mile

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Mars bar condoms....Help you work, rest and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ambrosia

Devon knows how they make it so cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskas

Eight out of 10 pussy prefer Whiskas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cadburys Crème Egg Condoms - How do you eat yours

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgin condoms. No, that doesn't really work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Virgin condoms. No, that doesn't really work

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Weren't they called Mates

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mackeson condoms

Looks good, tastes good, and by golly it does you good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensodyne condoms - reduce sensitivity fast

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Happiness is a condom called Hamlet.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Her Majesty's Government Covid condoms:

Get in and don't come out until we tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bisto condoms- Ahhhhhhh!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Guinness condoms:

Good things come to those who wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burger King - Have it your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape condoms

I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

AstraZeneca - 76% effective

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bisto condoms- Ahhhhhhh!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kellogg's Bran Flake Condoms - Their tasty, tasty very very tasty , their very tasty

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Gillette condoms, the best a man can get

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Heineken condoms - refreshes the parts other condoms can't reach

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

American express condoms, don't leave home without them.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Milk tray condoms, all because the lady loves.

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By *eamondeauxMan
over a year ago

ny nj

Gatorade- Is it in you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gatorade- Is it in you?"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Irn-Bru condoms - Made in Scotland from girders.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Fisherman's Friend condoms - Suck 'em and see.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

LG Lifes Good condoms

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Coca cola always the real thing

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Double mint condoms double the fun double the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky - believe in better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fisherman's Friend condoms - Suck 'em and see. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The salon bar "liqueur in the front, poker in the rear"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The local butcher "try our sausage in cider"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The local butcher "try our sausage in cider""

You been buying these terrible slogan T-shirts

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Ambrosia

Devon knows how they make it so cream"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix condoms “Pick a side".

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

IMAX condoms - Think Big

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

L’Oreal condoms - Because you’re worth it...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Frosties Condoms - They’reeeeee Great

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Star Wars merchandise .. I will not be your father

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

KFC "it's fowl" or "place your bone in a greasy box"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cillit Condoms-Bang, and the dirt is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budweiser-The king of condoms

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

John west tuna "taste the difference"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonalds-I'm lovin' it. ..make it large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burger King-Have it your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Express-Don't leave home without it...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Audi - Vorsprung Dork Technik

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

NHS condoms.

Always here when you need us but please don't give us the clap.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

TRUMP Condoms.

Made for the biggest dickheads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heineken - Reaches the parts other comdoms can not reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nike Condoms. Just do it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Two Ronnies condoms - So it's a good night from me, and a good night from him

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ronseal condoms - does what it says on the tin

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Monty Python condoms - and now for something completely different

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Kwik-Fit.

We're the boys to trust!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

AA condoms - Britain's 4th emergency service

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Snooker condoms" for when you can't choose between going for the brown or the pink.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Brentford Nylons condoms - As you walk through the door your pound's worth more

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Woolworth's condoms - That's the wonder of Woolies

(Which amusingly auto-corrected to "That's the wonder of Willies"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Castrol condoms.

Fully synthetic and completely lubes her up.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dodgy builder

For when they say they are gonna cum, but they don't!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Champion

For when he's hung like the wonder horse.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

National Lottery - You've got to be in it to win it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Double Diamond - Works wonders

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"National Lottery - You've got to be in it to win it "

Euro Millions, Think bigger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Kipling - Exceedingly good orgasms

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

BMW condoms, for the wanker in your life.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Hammerite

Smooth or textured finish for when she needs to be hammered right.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Maxwell house - good to the last drop

Wonderbra - hello boys

Andrex - soft, long and very vert strong

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ford - You can have it in any colour so long as it's black

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tesco - Every little extra helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snickers - get some nut

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Topic - What has a hazelnut in every bite?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Colgate - What? More fillings?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Vicks Sinex - Course you can Malcolm

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Opal fruits

Made to make your mouth water

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Smash - For mash get smashed

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

For the Americans among us

Wendy's- where's the beef

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Burger King - Have it your way

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Specsavers "wrong hole, should've gone to specsavers"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Subway Condoms.

6" or foot long

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Coca-Cola condoms.... The holidays are cummin

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Budweiser condoms.....

Whasssup!?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Milky Bar condoms - the milky bars are on me! (full of creamy goodness)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Fudge condoms - A finger of fudge is just enough

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Condor condoms.

For that Condor moment.

(A blast from the past)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Rainbow condoms.

You'd may be surprised at what Zippy has been hiding.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

B & Q condoms.

For when you have to DIY.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Mr Whippy condoms... Buy me and stop one!

Buy two and stay one jump ahead!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Topic - What has a hazelnut in every bite?"

I always thought it was a squirrel's turd that had a hazelnut in every bite.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Posh boy condoms.

For when you want a "knob" in you.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Lewis Hamilton rubbers.

For the man who always comes first.

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Sainsbury’s condoms,

Taste the Difference

Kwik Fit ,

You can’t get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter, that sounds a bit of a let down though. Quite deflating.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dentist condoms.

When you gotta have a filling.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Eastenders condoms for when you want your Phil.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Glamping condoms.

For the spurt in your Yurt.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Cresta drinks condoms.... It's frothy man!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Fresh fruit condoms for when you want to ensure that you get your five a day.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Post-it

For when you've gotta remember to stick it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Pepper condoms.....what's the worst that can happen??

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Used tyre condoms...Quality Remoulds

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Double cream

Taking recycling to another level

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Back door.

The name may need more Anal y Sis.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Facebook

"It's quick and easy."

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Mates.

Just remember to give them back to him when your done.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Instagram

Life is the biggest party you'll ever be at.

Give second chances but not for the same mistake

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Insta.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Pepsi condoms - Lipsmackinthirstquenching etc etc

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sweeney

For when you're on your tod.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Audi - jammed right up your arse

(Nb, not actually their official slogan)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Penny Arcade

For when push comes to shove.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Everest.

When you want it to fit the best.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What a fun thread.

Michelin rubbers - a better way forward.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What a fun thread.

Michelin rubbers - a better way forward. "

Or safer for longer.

When it pours it reigns

High performance time and again

All legit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

NEXT condoms -no slogan needed .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wingman condoms are good

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Pocket Tap

For when she just Asda have it in her.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Milkman

Delivered to your door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there are several:

Gatorade- Is it in you?

Holiday Inn- Pleasing people the world over

FedEx- our most important package is yours

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