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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think Im a bit of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I like to think Im a bit of both"

+ 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "

I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.

Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.

But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definately somewhere inbetween right now!

But given the choice - i'd opt for number 1!

Purely because if i was that crap - I could always practice a lot and improve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all subjective to what different people think. I'm nothing special looks-wise but i've had my compliments and I always take it as a sign that i'm pretty good shag-wise when i'm invited back 99% of the time.

I'm not one for loads of one-offs, I like to see people more than once if we get on so I make an effort when i'm meeting someone and it seems to pay off in finding regular FWBs that way.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Neither - Would rather be somewhere in the middle of the 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither - Would rather be somewhere in the middle of the 2 "

Cheat! Come on! Pick one! You know you want to!!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

would love to be number 1, but have to settle for being number 2.

such is the story of my life lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you choose to be good looking and average in the other two?

But how would you get to be so good if you were a so ugly lol

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By *ouple4funnewCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "

no.1 sounds like Paris Hilton

no.2 sounds like Ron Jeramy

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By *he one in the middleMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??at

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "

You would do just fine for me a good shag is the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather be A... theres always self love, and just because im a crap shag,, doesnt mean the hundreds of men i can pull cos im stunning wont be

they dont have to come back again

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Neither - Would rather be somewhere in the middle of the 2

Cheat! Come on! Pick one! You know you want to!! "

lol

If I have to choose, option 2 please.

I can put a paper bag on my head, visit the gym to get a better body and I suppose I could live with being an amazing shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you choose to be good looking and average in the other two?

But how would you get to be so good if you were a so ugly lol"

Sorry that may read wrongly..

Im commenting on the question, not the OP lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you choose to be good looking and average in the other two?

But how would you get to be so good if you were a so ugly lol

Sorry that may read wrongly..

Im commenting on the question, not the OP lol"

Yeah yeah I know you meant it really lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.

no.1 sounds like Paris Hilton

no.2 sounds like Ron Jeramy"

Is it wrong that I think Ron Jeremy has the 'X' factor?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.

no.1 sounds like Paris Hilton

no.2 sounds like Ron Jeramy

Is it wrong that I think Ron Jeremy has the 'X' factor? "

Ermmmm YES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither - Would rather be somewhere in the middle of the 2

Cheat! Come on! Pick one! You know you want to!!

lol

If I have to choose, option 2 please.

I can put a paper bag on my head, visit the gym to get a better body and I suppose I could live with being an amazing shag! "

Why not just save on the bag and gym and just shag even worse people - they'd think you were fantastic!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That is a great claim to fame you have Scarlet lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

no. 1 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.1 - being crap is all the more reason to practice a lot.

Can get better at shagging. Getting more gorgeous is painful and expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "

I love a challenge (just jotting my name on the back of my hand in case!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.

I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.

Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.

But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up"

Have you covered the mirrors up yet? I can nip to kfc for a bucket for my head if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.

I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.

Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.

But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up

Have you covered the mirrors up yet? I can nip to kfc for a bucket for my head if you like. "

you can bring a full bucket

we'll eat that and then you can wear the bucket if you want

i know it's a particular fetish of yours

besides have you seen the new shades of blonde collection by garnier ?

there's one called 'southern fried chicken crumb'

i think it'd be a look on you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you rather be-

1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....

or

2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??

Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.

I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.

Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.

But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up

Have you covered the mirrors up yet? I can nip to kfc for a bucket for my head if you like.

you can bring a full bucket

we'll eat that and then you can wear the bucket if you want

i know it's a particular fetish of yours

besides have you seen the new shades of blonde collection by garnier ?

there's one called 'southern fried chicken crumb'

i think it'd be a look on you !"

I'm not far off southern fried chicken crumb now actually. fish batter is very last week.

mmmm buckets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There really has to be some middle ground on this one.

I think I'm pretty mediocre in the facial looks dept and being a larger lady, I definitely don't fall into the "fit" category.

Personally I think I'm not tooo bad a shag, but BamBam keeps telling me that we keep getting messages back from previous meets saying that I'm the best the guys have ever had, don't ask why, I can't see it myself ... might be something to do with the gushing and squirting especially being able to hit the opposite wall in Chams' Couples Room

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