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"Ostriches don't fly so how did they get into the country from South America?" Maybe they swam? | |||
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"Thanks for sharing. No good putting our head in the sand about bad news. " You are welcome....stay safe out there. | |||
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"They've come a long way....why aren't they staying in a hotel?" Those quarantine hotels are expensive so they probably couldn't afford it! | |||
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"Warning! The police have told people to be on their guard as 20 giant ostrich birds from south America are on the loose in Hertfordshire so please be aware out there... "Dont get your feathers in ruffle about it | |||
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"They've come a long way....why aren't they staying in a hotel?" I just hope they remember to socially distance and keep 2 meters apart | |||
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"Warning! The police have told people to be on their guard as 20 giant ostrich birds from south America are on the loose in Hertfordshire so please be aware out there...
Dont get your feathers in ruffle about it "Very large feathers | |||
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"Getting off the plane did they exit through the rhea door ?" I hope so! | |||
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"Tom will be very upset he missed this one lol We had an escaped rea in the viage last year. Think it lives on the golf course now as they can't catch it "
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"So this isn't about a Hen do gone wild then?... LvM" Not this time! | |||
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" We had an escaped rea in the viage last year. Think it lives on the golf course now as they can't catch it "When the golfers shout "birdie" no one will know if they have spotted the rhea or done an under par shot. | |||
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"Good for them, probably feeling Ostrichcized from society" | |||
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic terrorist who stormed a zoo?... He took 6 ostriches...... " | |||
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"Tom will be very upset he missed this one lol We had an escaped rea in the viage last year. Think it lives on the golf course now as they can't catch it "I was late on this one.. The police have advised dog walkers to be careful as these emus have been known to attack dogs.. Why are they not warning young children.. ? | |||
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"Mmmmmmmmmm , they are Rhea birds..... smaller than an ostrich but big enough !" They nicknamed one of them as Chris | |||
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"Tom will be very upset he missed this one lol We had an escaped rea in the viage last year. Think it lives on the golf course now as they can't catch it
I was late on this one..
The police have advised dog walkers to be careful as these emus have been known to attack dogs..
Why are they not warning young children.. ?"Maybe they don't attack young children | |||
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic terrorist who stormed a zoo?... He took 6 ostriches...... " | |||
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"Update... The birds have now been spotted hanging around a local council estate....." That’s them done for then , probably stoned | |||
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" I was late on this one.. The police have advised dog walkers to be careful as these emus have been known to attack dogs.. Why are they not warning young children.. ?" Surely they should be warning dogs, poor creatures could be attacked by small children and flightless birds.  | |||
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"Has lorna caught you one yet for dinner tonight" Not yet but we do have pizzas just incase... | |||
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"Has lorna caught you one yet for dinner tonight Not yet but we do have pizzas just incase... "Just as well. I think they'd take a fair bit of stuffing.... | |||
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"Ostriches don't fly so how did they get into the country from South America?" Lax border control at Heathrow, obviously | |||
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" Pity rod hull isn't around or he would round them up with his arm up em." Bernie Clifton could ride them | |||
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"Well I can't see why the police snipers are not out with dart tranquilizer guns. It would be good training for them. If one pecks a young child then people will be up in arms because the police did nothing.. " Go out with your SA80 and have a pot-shot, Tom. Right up your street, I'd have thought  | |||
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"Ostriches don't fly so how did they get into the country from South America? Lax border control at Heathrow, obviously "Maybe they are drug mules in pantomime costumes | |||
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"I think they lovely. Apparently they are good at home defense as they give chase and beek like a knife. " How do they know the difference between the homeowner and a burglar ? | |||
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"Well I can't see why the police snipers are not out with dart tranquilizer guns. It would be good training for them. If one pecks a young child then people will be up in arms because the police did nothing.. Go out with your SA80 and have a pot-shot, Tom. Right up your street, I'd have thought "I live in Essex not Herts do definitely not up my street.. but are they classed as vermin or wild game.. And how dangerous exactly are these buggers... | |||
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"Well I can't see why the police snipers are not out with dart tranquilizer guns. It would be good training for them. If one pecks a young child then people will be up in arms because the police did nothing.. Go out with your SA80 and have a pot-shot, Tom. Right up your street, I'd have thought
I live in Essex not Herts do definitely not up my street.. but are they classed as vermin or wild game..
And how dangerous exactly are these buggers... "How'd you know they're not up your street? They can run jolly fast for miles. Herts to Essex, no problem for Mr and Mrs Ostrich. | |||
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"A reward has been offered, but it’s a poultry sum " | |||
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"Ostriches don't fly so how did they get into the country from South America?" Buenos Aires airlines | |||
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"Big eggs for breakfast" Yes, cover them in chocolate and that's the kids' Easter sorted! | |||
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"Update... The birds have now been spotted hanging around a local council estate....." Oh great, 20 violent ostriches hooked on pcp and joy riding in stolen cars. Mind you it'll be the highest they've ever been | |||
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"Apparently they are a cross between an emu and an ostrich.. The aggression of an emu and the slyness of an ostrich.. " Relax Tom they aren't as dangerous as the Honey badger.... | |||
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"Apparently they are a cross between an emu and an ostrich.. The aggression of an emu and the slyness of an ostrich.. " Look no further than rod hull for proof of there aggression | |||
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"Would not be surprised if those council House scoundrels lay drug laced bait for these monsters to eat and the consequences could be horrific " Absolutely, I can see them setting up base in a tower block and turning the area into a no go zone for anyone but the sas | |||
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"Actually they all appeared in court last week for assault. When asked why the judge set bail so low. He said they weren't a flight risk,,,,, go figure" | |||
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"Actually they all appeared in court last week for assault. When asked why the judge set bail so low. He said they weren't a flight risk,,,,, go figure "Welllll what do you expect from a Aldi Christmas cracker  | |||
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"Yes, lots of humour, jokes and puns.. When wolves escaped from a zoo near me the police shot them.. Are these evil birds different.. When the first child or pet is pecked then people will change their tune " What are your thoughts if evil children attack the birds tom, how should the children be dealt with ? | |||
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"Ostriches don't fly so how did they get into the country from South America?" I want to know why they left South Africa for South America in the first place? Something very dodgy about these birds. You cant trust these Fowel foreigners..... coming over here, with their fancy plumage, stealing our grubs and worms! and it's not like you see them integrating with the local Ducks and Swans! Send them back to their own county! Make an Eggsample out of them! | |||
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"Ostriches don't fly so how did they get into the country from South America?" They got here on a rubber dinghy. We will be supporting the in a hotel. | |||
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"Rumours are that their numbers have swollen to 60 overnight with other birds held in captivity doing there own "chicken run" style escape from zoos, shoots and aviaries We're looking at 20 original escapees 7 penguins 6 chickens 4 swans 9 pheasants 4 geese 5 flamingos 2 golden eagles 2 budgerigars And 1 cockatoo The numbers are bound to swell as news spreads Be careful out there folks ! " You forgot the partridge in a pear tree. | |||
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"Rumours are that their numbers have swollen to 60 overnight with other birds held in captivity doing there own "chicken run" style escape from zoos, shoots and aviaries We're looking at 20 original escapees 7 penguins 6 chickens 4 swans 9 pheasants 4 geese 5 flamingos 2 golden eagles 2 budgerigars And 1 cockatoo The numbers are bound to swell as news spreads Be careful out there folks ! You forgot the partridge in a pear tree. "I think they'll join the fight around Xmas time | |||
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"Has anyone seen a large rhea recently? "Yesterday while walking my dog, In the high street Wearing a pair of tight jogging trousers | |||
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"They've come a long way....why aren't they staying in a hotel? Those quarantine hotels are expensive so they probably couldn't afford it!" | |||
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"Has anyone seen a large rhea recently? "That made me laugh more than it should! | |||
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"Has anyone seen a large rhea recently? "Our profile has my large rhea on it | |||
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"What's happening with these buggers.. Any update.. ?" They have infiltrated Fab, the net is closing in on you I'm afraid.... | |||
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"I am serious.. these buggers are a risk to pets, women and children.. any news ?" Well if they have been running around this long and there are no further reports I'm guessing they are staying away from people? | |||
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"Well keep us informed... Not sure what the police are doing.." They're in a flap !! | |||
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"Well keep us informed... Not sure what the police are doing.." The Flying Squad said it's not one of their cases, but someone could end up before the Beak. | |||
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"This is ridiculous... I am close to out " Keep your pecker up | |||
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"I am out .." Well this has turned unpheasant and hawkward | |||
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"I think they lovely. Apparently they are good at home defense as they give chase and beek like a knife. How do they know the difference between the homeowner and a burglar ?" A company that sells construction equipment has them in the yard and they are there all the time. They friendly enough but once it's dark they will kick out and grab hold of you. As they run quick you got bugger all chance against them. I don't know how you train them but they look at you menacingly. | |||
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