FabSwingers.com forum: Vegetables!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say what you like in this thread, but the only rule is that you mention a vegetable somewhere at random, doesn’t have to make sense, in fact it’s better when it doesn’t, so any one can join in and is free to avocado!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cue the cumber jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cue the cumber jokes

Lettuce play fair Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the Banana are you on about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too certain where you're cabbaging here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about dangle the carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like a great aubergine of a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to take part but I've got turnip out for a while.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What the Banana are you on about?"
a banana is a herb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need two to mango.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sounds like a great aubergine of a thread. "

It has bean so far.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I simply carrot seed what all the fuss is about

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I'm in the Suede for luurrvv....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb

Oh whatever, parsnip face

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My friend Tom had a toe injured at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me dancing naked in durian.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb

That’s shallot Steve!

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Here’s a guy who knows his onions

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

So what have you all got planned for tomato seeing as it’s the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb

Oh whatever, parsnip face

Romaine calm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sounds like a great aubergine of a thread.

It has bean so far."

It definitely is very peas-ing.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can we please hold our plums and not rush ahead?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What that’s a fruit... sorry I’m a bit slaw tonight

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb

Oh whatever, parsnip face

Romaine calm!

Pea-ce

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What that’s a fruit... sorry I’m a bit slaw tonight

Lettuce help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a sweet potato Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what have you all got planned for tomato seeing as it’s the weekend

Top punnage cauliflower.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot.

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he’s from Sweden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is peppered with vegetable esque innuendo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry - I'm sprout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need two to mango. "

That's a fruit thread killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need two to mango.

That's a fruit thread killer.

Ah true. Slow brain today.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot.

he’s from Sweden. "

Not Brussels then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot.

he’s from Sweden. "
although he’s thinking of moving to Brussels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot.

he’s from Sweden. "

That'll be a volvo then ..is it a runner bean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot.

he’s from Sweden.

Not Brussels then

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Ka-boom Tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!"

Beets me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!"

Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend is Jewish and every Friday he speaks with his very hip religious adviser - he's a kohl rabi.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!"

I think he’s still pumpkin his penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down

He might have a leek.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

I think he’s still pumpkin his penis

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

I think he’s still pumpkin his penis

Damn I should have said peanis

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down

He might have a leek."

A sit down wheat?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A duck goes quack, an owl goes hoot, asparagus tweet tweet

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

Beets me. "
beet root, indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need two to mango.

That's a fruit thread killer.

Ah true. Slow brain today.

You're forgiven, once you've spanked yourself and posted a pic of your self disciplined bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!

I think he’s still pumpkin his penis

Damn I should have said peanis

Let’s not be radish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do this tonight - I’ll have a go to marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there mushroom on this thread for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t kale my vibe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don’t kale my vibe

Yams gotta be kidding

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm not really one for commenting on vegetable threads, so I'll make this one comment and that's shallot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe we have a leek amidst us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're twisting my melons man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rooting for ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really one for commenting on vegetable threads, so I'll make this one comment and that's shallot.

Only one comment! That doesn't salsify me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some here are really dangling the carrot.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

What the effennel are you lot on about

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some here are really dangling the carrot.

Yes, but I'm going to pars.Nip it in the bud, I say.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

This thread is radish-ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is radish-ing

I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some here are really dangling the carrot.

Yes, but I'm going to pars.Nip it in the bud, I say. "

I'll leaf you to sort than one out

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"This thread is radish-ing

I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already."

Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"This thread is radish-ing

I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already.

Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe

Fuck beet me to it.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It is almost midnight. Tomato is another day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is spouting up to be fun

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"This thread is radish-ing

I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already.

Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe

Fuck beet me to it.

Vx"

Sorry, there are only so many vegetable puns in the garlics-y

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

I almost artichoked when reading some of the posts here

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm not really one for commenting on vegetable threads, so I'll make this one comment and that's shallot.

Only one comment! That doesn't salsify me. "

Beets me how you are still reading this? Is he dangling a carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is spouting up to be fun"

Did I meet you in Brussels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb

On this thread banana can be a verb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I’ve just kumquat with even touching myself

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"This thread is radish-ing

I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already.

Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe

Fuck beet me to it.

Sorry, there are only so many vegetable puns in the garlics-y

You called it flower

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mangetout-mangetout... in a dell boy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove all the butternut way to London and back today. Ended up spending 11hrs in broccoli a slk. I am not a fan of Mercedes parsnip seats as they’re hard peas and uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s 12:12 party thyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s 12:12 party thyme

Bean ages since a party

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s 12:12 party thyme

Minted

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Its parsley me bed time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget to say broccoli x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Half past cauliflower and she couldn't believe it!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Raining parsnips out at moment.......

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Think I need to take a leek

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Just carrot believe the Welsh won the 6 nations, tears leeking down my cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce all be kind

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Okra its time for bed night all

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey spud! you're all not too mashed and getting a roasting tomorrow ...chips away ole boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked

I fig-ured you got a date!

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hey spud! you're all not too mashed and getting a roasting tomorrow ...chips away ole boy..."

Mmmm had my roast today with some jerseys couldn't wait till Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off potatoe

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By *pl83mfCouple
over a year ago

Montreal

"Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked

I fig-ured you got a date!"

Turnip up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a grape thread

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked

I fig-ured you got a date!"

I don’t think we would pair up to well both being man and all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We've di-lemongrassed a bit, I think

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I found 3 pieces of cheese.

I ate one piece and my pet ratatouille.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems this thread has plum-eted into a corny food based joke thread.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

We’re both vegetarian, we like nothing more than dining on a firm young carrot apiece! We find the cauliflower infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, flowers are simply tarts! Prostitutes for the Beas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’re both vegetarian, we like nothing more than dining on a firm young carrot apiece! We find the cauliflower infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, flowers are simply tarts! Prostitutes for the Beas! "

Parklife!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I've got a lovely pair of coconuts..

oh shit.. that's a fruit...

I'm a rebel without a carrot!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Butter my parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I di-cress. If I could per-swede you all to stay off the beet-en track pease!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Say what you like in this thread, but the only rule is that you mention a vegetable somewhere at random, doesn’t have to make sense, in fact it’s better when it doesn’t, so any one can join in and is free to avocado! "

I'm feeling meloncholy so I'm going to find Inner peas by being a couch potato if there's mush room with the dog on it.

Maybe watch titanic, especially the bit where it hits the iceberg.

That should lead to me feeling hap pea er

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