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"What the Banana are you on about?" a banana is a herb | |||
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"This sounds like a great aubergine of a thread. " It has bean so far. | |||
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"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb " Oh whatever, parsnip face | |||
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"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb " That’s shallot Steve! | |||
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"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb Oh whatever, parsnip face " Romaine calm! | |||
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"This sounds like a great aubergine of a thread. It has bean so far." It definitely is very peas-ing. | |||
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"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb Oh whatever, parsnip face Romaine calm! " Pea-ce | |||
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"What that’s a fruit... sorry I’m a bit slaw tonight " Lettuce help you | |||
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"So what have you all got planned for tomato seeing as it’s the weekend " Top punnage cauliflower. | |||
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"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot. " he’s from Sweden. | |||
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"You need two to mango. That's a fruit thread killer. " Ah true. Slow brain today. | |||
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"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot. he’s from Sweden. " Not Brussels then | |||
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"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot. he’s from Sweden. " although he’s thinking of moving to Brussels. | |||
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"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot. he’s from Sweden. " That'll be a volvo then ..is it a runner bean? | |||
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"My friend Tom also has a rusty vehicle. He calls it car rot. he’s from Sweden. Not Brussels then " Ka-boom Tish | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!" Beets me. | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!" Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!" I think he’s still pumpkin his penis | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?! Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down " He might have a leek. | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?! I think he’s still pumpkin his penis " | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?! I think he’s still pumpkin his penis " Damn I should have said peanis | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?! Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down He might have a leek." A sit down wheat? | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?! Beets me. " beet root, indeed. | |||
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"You need two to mango. That's a fruit thread killer. Ah true. Slow brain today. " You're forgiven, once you've spanked yourself and posted a pic of your self disciplined bottom. | |||
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?! I think he’s still pumpkin his penis Damn I should have said peanis " Let’s not be radish! | |||
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"Don’t kale my vibe " Yams gotta be kidding | |||
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"I'm not really one for commenting on vegetable threads, so I'll make this one comment and that's shallot. " Only one comment! That doesn't salsify me. | |||
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"Some here are really dangling the carrot. " Yes, but I'm going to pars.Nip it in the bud, I say. | |||
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"This thread is radish-ing " I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already. | |||
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"Some here are really dangling the carrot. Yes, but I'm going to pars.Nip it in the bud, I say. " I'll leaf you to sort than one out | |||
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"This thread is radish-ing I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already." Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe | |||
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"This thread is radish-ing I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already. Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe " Fuck beet me to it. Vx | |||
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"This thread is radish-ing I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already. Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe Fuck beet me to it. Vx" Sorry, there are only so many vegetable puns in the garlics-y | |||
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"I'm not really one for commenting on vegetable threads, so I'll make this one comment and that's shallot. Only one comment! That doesn't salsify me. " Beets me how you are still reading this? Is he dangling a carrot? | |||
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"This is spouting up to be fun" Did I meet you in Brussels? | |||
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"What the Banana are you on about? a banana is a herb " On this thread banana can be a verb. | |||
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"This thread is radish-ing I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already. Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe Fuck beet me to it. Vx Sorry, there are only so many vegetable puns in the garlics-y " You called it flower V x | |||
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"Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked " I fig-ured you got a date! | |||
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"Hey spud! you're all not too mashed and getting a roasting tomorrow ...chips away ole boy..." Mmmm had my roast today with some jerseys couldn't wait till Sunday | |||
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"Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked I fig-ured you got a date!" Turnip up | |||
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"Just got asked if I like it up the plum..! Shocked I fig-ured you got a date!" I don’t think we would pair up to well both being man and all | |||
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"We’re both vegetarian, we like nothing more than dining on a firm young carrot apiece! We find the cauliflower infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, flowers are simply tarts! Prostitutes for the Beas! " Parklife! | |||
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"Say what you like in this thread, but the only rule is that you mention a vegetable somewhere at random, doesn’t have to make sense, in fact it’s better when it doesn’t, so any one can join in and is free to avocado! " I'm feeling meloncholy so I'm going to find Inner peas by being a couch potato if there's mush room with the dog on it. Maybe watch titanic, especially the bit where it hits the iceberg. That should lead to me feeling hap pea er | |||
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