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I think it's bananas!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.

If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.

There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.

What gives you windy-pops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most things to be honest

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 26/03/21 11:40:39]

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Most things to be honest "

It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Most things to be honest

It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! "

You are so refreshingly honest Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your better using a tuba than a trombone. less back pressure through the pipe work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you aren't actually from Tooting, it's too perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaxholes

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Most things to be honest

It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! "

WOW

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Boiled eggs and orange juice, not a good combination, so I do avoid the two together

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anything I haven't eaten before or for ages. It's like my belly protesting!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What are yellow fingers btw?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"What are yellow fingers btw? "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You know, you’re meant to eat bananas?

Polishing starfish isn’t the intended use

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What are yellow fingers btw? "

Bananas

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

They make my tortoise constipated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my meds

They don't even smell, it is literally just wind

I can't fart in public cos they aren't quiet

In work, I have to clench my cheeks and do a waddle run to the loos

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"What are yellow fingers btw?

Bananas "

Ahhhhhhh, never heard them called that before! Maybe they were a bit over ripe for your delicate self x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They make my tortoise constipated. "

Hmmmm, I think it's been a few days since I dropped the kids off at the pool. Maybe I'm half tortoise

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"One of my meds

They don't even smell, it is literally just wind

I can't fart in public cos they aren't quiet

In work, I have to clench my cheeks and do a waddle run to the loos "

The Bottom episode "gas man" should have had a different storyline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas are well known for blocking you up!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"They make my tortoise constipated.

Hmmmm, I think it's been a few days since I dropped the kids off at the pool. Maybe I'm half tortoise "

Possibly. I put the tort in a warm bath and gently brush him with a toothbrush, that seems to do the trick. I can pop round and do that for you if you like.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They make my tortoise constipated.

Hmmmm, I think it's been a few days since I dropped the kids off at the pool. Maybe I'm half tortoise

Possibly. I put the tort in a warm bath and gently brush him with a toothbrush, that seems to do the trick. I can pop round and do that for you if you like. "

May need to opt for a back strubby brush rather than a toothbrush. My water would get cold by the time you got past my crab ladder

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Chickpeas. A bowl of those or a falafel wrap and it's a case of batten down the hatches for the locals.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Bread badly bloats me which is a shame because I love it but I do fruity pops so it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most things to be honest

It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! "

Ale gives the best ones though peereyeeewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.

If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.

There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.

What gives you windy-pops?"

I’m not a windy popper but it’s onion if anything does trigger me.

More so if it’s that specific time in the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.

If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.

There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.

What gives you windy-pops?"

Nothing. I never pass wind.

My poos smell of roses too

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Baked beans are very reliable? Had them for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.

If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.

There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.

What gives you windy-pops?

I’m not a windy popper but it’s onion if anything does trigger me.

More so if it’s that specific time in the month "

Yeah right lady muck!

Your Dutch ovens could roast a large mammal.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A proper Sunday lunch with all the trimmings give me some proper wizz popers the day after

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"A proper Sunday lunch with all the trimmings give me some proper wizz popers the day after "
(wouldn't let me do a double p for some reason )

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.

If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.

There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.

What gives you windy-pops?

I’m not a windy popper but it’s onion if anything does trigger me.

More so if it’s that specific time in the month

Yeah right lady muck!

Your Dutch ovens could roast a large mammal."

Heston Blumenthal could do with a new tv show

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