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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.

1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.

3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.

1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)

1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.

Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size

12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)

Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.

1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.

7 Long stands - Various lengths.

If any items are of interest please let me know

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You don’t have any tins of fresh air do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.

1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.

3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.

1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)

1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.

Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size

12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)

Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.

1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.

7 Long stands - Various lengths.

If any items are of interest please let me know

Hey. Do you know what capacity the long stand is?

I’m expecting a delivery of a big weight. Not sure when it will get here as it’s been quite a while since I ordered it. Hoping the two will go well together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any of the glass hammers going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don’t have any tins of fresh air do you. "

Sorry sold the last one last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm upset you don't sell fork handles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.

1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.

3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.

1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)

1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.

Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size

12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)

Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.

1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.

7 Long stands - Various lengths.

If any items are of interest please let me know

Hey. Do you know what capacity the long stand is?

I’m expecting a delivery of a big weight. Not sure when it will get here as it’s been quite a while since I ordered it. Hoping the two will go well together."

I have

2 off 1hr,

1 off 3.5hr

3 off 4hr

and

1off 27hr versions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm upset you don't sell fork handles"

THe wax melts to easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any of the glass hammers going? "

They are on back order.

due in some time in April

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Omg, we got one of the apprentice plumbers years ago with one of these types.

We sent him down to get a list of made up crap with a long wait being one of them.

He gave the list to the bloke behind the counter.

Promptly stood there for well over an hour before questioning the guy if his stuff was ready even tho he'd stood and watched him serve loads of guy's.

Came back fuming and threw a hissy fit,so I glued his boots to the floor so next morning they where stuck on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any of the glass hammers going?

They are on back order.

due in some time in April"

Throw me in some jelly nails and you can have all my rocking horse poop

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Any bubbles for spirit levels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any of the glass hammers going?

They are on back order.

due in some time in April

Throw me in some jelly nails and you can have all my rocking horse poop"

i have plenty of that in stock already.

what length of nails do you need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any bubbles for spirit levels"

green or yellow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any of the glass hammers going? "

Glass hammers do exist....so do bubbles for.spirit levels, set of tyres for challenger tank, even left handed trowels as well...

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

"Any bubbles for spirit levels

green or yellow?"
green please

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I'm after some powdered water, 350g bag. Got any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm after some powdered water, 350g bag. Got any?"

Only have the 1kg bags at the moment

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Anyone got any hens teeth going spare, devil of a job to get them, tried everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got any hens teeth going spare, devil of a job to get them, tried everywhere. "

Have you tried under their pillow in the hen house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any left handed screwdrivers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any left handed screwdrivers"

Various. What end do you require?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

I have some holes for sale - perfect for garden locations - ranging from small divot to swimming pool. 2 for 1 on selected sizes. Courier service available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any left handed screwdrivers

Various. What end do you require?"

Star end please

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

More in the market for rockin horse shit wonko

Getting harder to come by these days!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

First morning on site as an apprentice I got sent to the builders merchant for a long weight..... I just took the day off and went home, came back the next day and the foreman was furious.... I just stood there and told him that every shop made me wait for hours and at the end of the day none of them had stock, so I had to go home....... nothing he could do, and he never fucked me around like that again.....

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

If there's any photographers interested I've got a two legged tripod going cheep

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you have any marbles?

I seem to have lost mine.

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I'm upset you don't sell fork handles"

Or any 'O's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.

1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.

3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.

1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)

1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.

Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size

12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)

Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.

1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.

7 Long stands - Various lengths.

If any items are of interest please let me know

What I'm really needing is a bubble for a spirit level, mine needs replacing cant find one anywhere

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Ive got a slinky for sale...

Think its broken though, it doesnt work in my bungalow...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What about tartan paint??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What about tartan paint??"

Which clan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere I can buy a waterproof teabag and a bucket full of steam

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"What about tartan paint??"

Some body has already got some for sale further up thread

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By *imBanksMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

I could do with a skirting board ladder and some fallopian tubing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bottomless cups, as I love copious volumes of hot drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this post OP.

First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.

While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bubble for my level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a long wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg, we got one of the apprentice plumbers years ago with one of these types.

We sent him down to get a list of made up crap with a long wait being one of them.

He gave the list to the bloke behind the counter.

Promptly stood there for well over an hour before questioning the guy if his stuff was ready even tho he'd stood and watched him serve loads of guy's.

Came back fuming and threw a hissy fit,so I glued his boots to the floor so next morning they where stuck on the floor.

My old boss used to do this on interviews in a DIY store. He'd send them to find sky hooks on the shop floor. We used to have to hide so we didn't get seen laughing

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Got any Pumps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this post OP.

First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.

While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some."

I dont have silver i have light gray and i could add some glitter to them to make them sparkle if thats any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anywhere I can buy a waterproof teabag and a bucket full of steam "

Unfortunatly all the steam we have in stock has gone cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do with a skirting board ladder and some fallopian tubing

I have 4 6 and 8 mill options on the tubing.

The ladders come in 1 2 or 3" lenghts.

Let me know which sizes you require

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this post OP.

First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.

While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some.

I dont have silver i have light gray and i could add some glitter to them to make them sparkle if thats any good"

OK that's a blessing in disguise because you are on the ball. Silver means I need to go back to the drawing board but I won't cut any corners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this post OP.

First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.

While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some.

I dont have silver i have light gray and i could add some glitter to them to make them sparkle if thats any good

OK that's a blessing in disguise because you are on the ball. Silver means I need to go back to the drawing board but I won't cut any corners.

I have spare corners in stock if you need them.

and lead free pencils to aid any design drawing you require to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New in stock

Safety scissors with removable guards

Knifes made from butter

Tuneless Forks

Pineapple flavoured eddible panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New in stock

Safety scissors with removable guards

Knifes made from butter

Tuneless Forks

Pineapple flavoured eddible panties

Any glass hammers in at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New in stock

Safety scissors with removable guards

Knifes made from butter

Tuneless Forks

Pineapple flavoured eddible panties

Any glass hammers in at the moment "

frozen or room temperature?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any marbles?

I seem to have lost mine.

Wonky should included them as purchase gifts with every order. His are clearly not where they should be (and going spare) and we all need some I think. "

This is what happened to mine. Its why I dont have any left to send out

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Do you have any marbles?

I seem to have lost mine.

Wonko should included them as purchase gifts with every order. His are clearly not where they should be (and going spare) and we all need some I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have been told that the new delivery of flame proof matches will be due in about 2pm along with the waterproof towels

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I need a pilot light for my microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a pilot light for my microwave

I dont have any at the moment but i do have fridge/freezer lightbulb operation test units

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I've got some emperor's clothes (only worn once), I'm happy to swap them for a rabbit hole guard - I keep going down them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got some emperor's clothes (only worn once), I'm happy to swap them for a rabbit hole guard - I keep going down them

Galv or Stainless steel? both in stock in various sizes

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh you're spoiling me with the shiny option. Yes, go for for that please - it'll match some of my other *ahem* tools and accessories.

I can send a cuckoo to collect. It's got a screw loose though - can you recommend an appropriate sized tool?

I have toffee hammers in stock. just be carefull it doesnt get stuck to it

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I've got some emperor's clothes (only worn once), I'm happy to swap them for a rabbit hole guard - I keep going down them

Galv or Stainless steel? both in stock in various sizes"

Ooh you're spoiling me with the shiny option. Yes, go for for that please - it'll match some of my other *ahem* tools and accessories.

I can send a cuckoo to collect. It's got a screw loose though - can you recommend an appropriate sized tool?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you ever get any 'thingi-me-jigs' ill take 2.

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.

1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.

3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.

1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)

1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.

Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size

12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)

Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.

1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.

7 Long stands - Various lengths.

If any items are of interest please let me know

Google the Framley Examiner, look at the free-ads.

No need to thank me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you ever get any 'thingi-me-jigs' ill take 2. "

I have 'whatsitcalled's in stock if they can be of use

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If you ever get any 'thingi-me-jigs' ill take 2.

I have 'whatsitcalled's in stock if they can be of use"

They don't fit, but thanks.

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By *exycouple.xCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Actually convinced a guy that tartan paint existed as the used the Same technique as toothpaste with a special brush that only picked up certain ions out of the paint pot , but I am a sales rep ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As its Poets day.

The shop is now closed till I can be bothered re opening it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its Poets day.

The shop is now closed till I can be bothered re opening it

Gosh darnit. Ive got an outfit design from the Emperor's tailor i was hoping you could supply the material for my new clothes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you ever get any 'thingi-me-jigs' ill take 2.

I have 'whatsitcalled's in stock if they can be of use

They don't fit, but thanks.

I have thingy ma bobbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As its Poets day.

The shop is now closed till I can be bothered re opening it

Gosh darnit. Ive got an outfit design from the Emperor's tailor i was hoping you could supply the material for my new clothes! "

I did buy the material for his new clothes but I cant find it anymore

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Long weight would be good......

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