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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have decided 46 days before my 45th birthday to retire me cock.

I am planning to have it and the attached balls removed, stuffed and then mounted on a board so I can hang them on my living room wall (a bit like a deer's head) to reminde me of the fun times we had over the past 24 and a bit years.

Fair well cock you have served me well.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Will it be mounted erect or flaccid ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it be mounted erect or flaccid ?"

It depends on how excited i get while its being removed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you considered donating it to a charity auction ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you considered donating it to a charity auction ?"

I doubt it would fetch much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are we having a funeral for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are we having a funeral for it? "

nope. restrictions dont allow for that

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