In the words of my mother...

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By *adame 2Swords OP Woman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

... Mervyn, I can't swallow fucking saliva, let alone a pint of water!!

Mom got stupidly pissed on a happy hour and threw up. Dad was 'trying' to be helpful.

Cheers me up when she starts on at me.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

So she wasn’t a swallower then?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In the words of my Mother...

Covis! Covis this, Covis that

Also the Strictly judge Bruno Bottachelli

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In the words of my mother Feb 2020.

"I'm worried about this Coca-Cola virus"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mum "do you watch the alligators?"

Me " what ?"

Mum

" The alligators,on Saturday night when they fight and wrestle in tight shorts"

" Huh!!! Wtf...Oh the gladiators? Yes mum I watch that"

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