FabSwingers.com forum: Discrete signs you’re a swingerrrr

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What discrete way would you show you're part of the lifestyle? We know the obvious ones like pampas grass and various jewellery items but how could you discretely signal to others you like a swing without arousing the suspicions of those that like a slide?!

Im going for blue stocks and a lavender scented candle in the bathroom window

What do you reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt there something about pineapples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt there something about pineapples? "

And pen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing one red sock

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The password.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Chameleon sticker on the back of the car?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

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Just out of curiosity, which woods?

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I’d use the secret handshake like the Freemasons, not quite sure what it is though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of joining a swingers website.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Thumbs up, jazz hands style. Anybody looks at you gone off just pretend you’re a hitch hiker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

Those damn muddy knees give you away every time.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A miniature swing ornament in your front garden.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm thinking of joining a swingers website. "

Ooh, I've heard "things" about those places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thumbs up, jazz hands style. Anybody looks at you gone off just pretend you’re a hitch hiker."

That avatar is soooooo sexy!

Good picturing La Luna.

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By *heeky wiggles2020Man
over a year ago

near the seaside

Just wear a custom made T shirt that says

Have a fab day

Most people will just think it’s an oddly chirpy T shirt

But some ... those special few

Will recognise the double meaning .... which may lead to double penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing a special badge that says 'theres no clique' on it

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

A Pandora charm

or saying i watch Quest channel

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Thumbs up, jazz hands style. Anybody looks at you gone off just pretend you’re a hitch hiker.

That avatar is soooooo sexy!

Good picturing La Luna."

Thanks Sam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wearing a special badge that says 'theres no clique' on it "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Suck on the fab ice lolly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoo of a swing set

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Colour coded nail varnish

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Say you look fab a lot and wear a black ring

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Colour coded nail varnish "
red..white and dark brown with sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

This

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By *hrobinsonMan
over a year ago

Bridgnorth

I use the word fab at lot at work, especially when talking to the mums...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve got a fab T shirt, ankle chain, lizard sticker on the car...

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck."

That's vial.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck.

That's vial. "
FFS!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Blue stocks?! Can people throw rotten tomatoes at us too?

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham

is Rick Stein a swinger he is always saying fab ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Isnt there something about pineapples?

And pen ? "

And Watermelon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

"Isnt there something about pineapples?

And pen ? "

Agh that song!!

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

When your invited round for a cuppa and spy a bowl on the table full of keys

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck.

That's vial. FFS!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A unicorn logo with a cock-like horn, in full rainbow colours as a badge, scarf etc. Scarf doubles as a skirt and you wear no knickers under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write fabswingers.com across my husband's forehead before we go out in bubble writing

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

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now that's a good one.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The secret signal.

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By *unover40Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

My wifes outrageous flirting....

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Walk everywhere with a sky remote, you never know when it’s needed

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

"A Chameleon sticker on the back of the car?"

Haha. We’ve got one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wifes outrageous flirting...."

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Shine light up in the sky like the bat signal only change to a giant cock

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