FabSwingers.com forum: Human penises are shrinking... Shock

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Omg.. You size Queens need to move fast....

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing the challenges facing human reproduction.

Soon we won't be needed at all!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I thought it’s just because it’s cold out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't stop them waving their man sausage at random people in messages...

Unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the ‘copters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh....I blame the environment

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I thought it was the vaccine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell Carrick, he'll be devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't tell Carrick, he'll be devastated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the ‘copters

The boings will be nothing more than pings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I am ahead of the game!

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Yes! I am ahead of the game! "

Good for you! Rather a leader than a follower

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Now I have a scientific excuse......yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one thing is shrinking usually something else grows to compensate...balance the nature. What that would be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I am ahead of the game!

Good for you! Rather a leader than a follower "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this on Sky News. Bit scary. What else will shrink? I hope my belly will be next. Please please!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

If I live to 150, my average penis could be the biggest on the planet... Making pornos at 150, now there's a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the ‘copters

The boings will be nothing more than pings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep seen this, damn pollution. And I've been blaming my Genes.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I saw this on Sky News. Bit scary. What else will shrink? I hope my belly will be next. Please please! "

Condoms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually thought they were getting bigger tbh so this surprised me.

I havn't ever been with a well hung man over 50, but plenty of big dicks from 21-40 I have sampled

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Dicks are getting smaller but ball bags are getting bigger

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Yep seen this, damn pollution. And I've been blaming my Genes.

If anythings going to save us polluting the planet its surely the thought that if we keep doing it our cocks will fall off

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I saw this on Sky News. Bit scary. What else will shrink? I hope my belly will be next. Please please!

Condoms? "

Exhaust pipes are staying the same size though?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That's what happens when ya don't listen to Greta banging on about the environment, she's put a curse on thee.

Humans = victims of their own success. Always wanting more. Wealth, tech, you name it they want it. Never fucking satisfied and always pushing for more no matter what it destroys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the ‘copters

Soon to become microlites.....

I’m ahead of the game.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"suffering from some environmental damage" a phrase to appear on men's profiles above the Sydney uni one anytime soon.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Good mine keeps poking out the bottom of my shorts I could do with some shrinkage.

Or is that my balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Stuff them all in me, I will keep them safe.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Oh no! Stuff them all in me, I will keep them safe. "

Good idea. A safety deposit box.

What are your opening hours?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do you know if it's a worldwide problem or in specific countries?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wonder what it's doing to female reproductive organs.

Is it just affecting size, or ability to reproduce?

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By *outhendguy30Man
over a year ago

Clacton / southend

"Omg.. You size Queens need to move fast....

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing the challenges facing human reproduction.

Soon we won't be needed at all! "

Poppy cock ive never had an issue and every women / couple ive been with always have to double take look at tye size its big but to me its just normal size as ive groqn up with it but after seeing some cocks in meets and partys i must say i am over avarage

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Omg.. You size Queens need to move fast....

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing the challenges facing human reproduction.

Soon we won't be needed at all!

We're talking about future generations, now who has a big cock now.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Omg.. You size Queens need to move fast....

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing the challenges facing human reproduction.

Soon we won't be needed at all!

I don't think it means right now, as in you're gonna see yours shrivel, but more a "through the generations" thing. Same as when our intestines shrank and brains grew bigger. Evolution due to environment factors.

I might be talking shit though.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I wonder what it's doing to female reproductive organs.

Is it just affecting size, or ability to reproduce?

Well on a serious note... The article was on sky news.... And its already affecting sperm count and motility... And did say human genitals not just penissesssss.... So presumably arses as well (that's where it goes to get pregnant right?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no! Stuff them all in me, I will keep them safe.

Good idea. A safety deposit box.

What are your opening hours? "

Think it will have to be a 24 hr thing. Open all hours! Save the penis.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Oh no! Stuff them all in me, I will keep them safe.

Good idea. A safety deposit box.

What are your opening hours?

Think it will have to be a 24 hr thing. Open all hours! Save the penis. "

I think you will have much support...with many deposits. Possibly overflowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is okay women seem to know their ways around a clit !

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I guess it just means the the phrase just a little prick, you won't feel a thing, is coming to be

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Save the penis.! Drive electric.. Teslas new slogan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male fertility is incredibly compromised as well, though they haven't pin pointed exactly why yet but environmental ... 50% since the 1950s and declining year on year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male fertility is incredibly compromised as well, though they haven't pin pointed exactly why yet but environmental ... 50% since the 1950s and declining year on year "

Proven fab breeders will be in real demand one day then. Lucky them

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Male fertility is incredibly compromised as well, though they haven't pin pointed exactly why yet but environmental ... 50% since the 1950s and declining year on year

Proven fab breeders will be in real demand one day then. Lucky them

Only if they save with the bank of SantAlder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this on Sky News. Bit scary. What else will shrink? I hope my belly will be next. Please please!

Condoms? "

Oh yeah. Poor blokes will end up having to use those finger ones that the Post Office used to use. Am I THAT old???

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I saw this on Sky News. Bit scary. What else will shrink? I hope my belly will be next. Please please!

Condoms?

Oh yeah. Poor blokes will end up having to use those finger ones that the Post Office used to use. Am I THAT old???

What's a post office?

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