Favourite “dad joke”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big fan of both of the below:

What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho! Cheese!

Why’d the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

Because he was a fun-gai

Anyone got a favourite joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

Love this

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have elephants got Big Ears?

Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom

Took me years to actually get this joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the Cannibal say after eating the Clown?

He tasted a bit funny

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I recently sold my vacuum cleaner, It was just gathering dust.

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