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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Its the fault of frozen pizza.

They stack in the freezer too well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its the fault of frozen pizza.

They stack in the freezer too well.

I agree.

The corner shop being the only outing too.

Don't need anything?

SNACK RUN!

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Its the fault of frozen pizza.

They stack in the freezer too well.

I agree.

The corner shop being the only outing too.

Don't need anything?

SNACK RUN!"

Please Grab me a twix

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

And when some of your joys are held back for the moment they can still be a lot of enjoyment in taste and food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its the fault of frozen pizza.

They stack in the freezer too well.

I agree.

The corner shop being the only outing too.

Don't need anything?

SNACK RUN!

Please Grab me a twix

No problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And when some of your joys are held back for the moment they can still be a lot of enjoyment in taste and food."

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

It's because you said "you eat"

I will forgive you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

How the fook would you know why a person gains weight?

A poor diet isn't the only reason people have fat on their bodies

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm fat because i only have one digestive system.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fat because i only have one digestive system.

I would say my body is too short for my weight but I don't think that would wash with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Haha glad you got there first. Almost made the same comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

You durty bartard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Haha glad you got there first. Almost made the same comment "

Happy to help

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!"

Totally heard this in the Maury voice

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Ivy, do you know how much disappointment you would case if you told people you meet at a club to stop eating out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me."

Right in the feels.

Can't waste good baking

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

They are in the bin

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Strawberry and orange choccies are the best ones though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

You durty bartard

I love it when you talk to me like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me."

and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you

who would have known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

They are in the bin

Best place for them!

I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.

and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you

who would have known

It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

They are in the bin

Best place for them!

I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts

Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ivy, do you know how much disappointment you would case if you told people you meet at a club to stop eating out? "

I nearly ch*ked on my water then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.

and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you

who would have known

It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way"

plus we are helping to keep our local food outlets and deliveroo drivers afloat during covid , my weight gain is selfless really

eating the delicious food is a sacrifice i am willing to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

They are in the bin

Best place for them!

I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts

Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres

I still think I'd rather eat them than fuck them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.

and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you

who would have known

It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way

plus we are helping to keep our local food outlets and deliveroo drivers afloat during covid , my weight gain is selfless really

eating the delicious food is a sacrifice i am willing to make "

A true lockdown here

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

They are in the bin

Best place for them!

I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts

Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres

I still think I'd rather eat them than fuck them

They would go in my foof before I'd put them in my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.

and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you

who would have known

It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way

plus we are helping to keep our local food outlets and deliveroo drivers afloat during covid , my weight gain is selfless really

eating the delicious food is a sacrifice i am willing to make

A true lockdown here

i totally re-read my own post in the voice of lord farquad

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!"

No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.

Moderation is the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now

Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray

you can keep them

They are in the bin

Best place for them!

I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts

Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres

I still think I'd rather eat them than fuck them

They would go in my foof before I'd put them in my mouth lol

I've been known to mix things up similarly myself

It's still foreplay if you only use the tip, right?

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!

No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.

Moderation is the key

In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Come feed me and stroke my hair please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!

No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.

Moderation is the key

In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some.

convenience is my downfall, if i had todo that i would be lucky if i ate maybe 4 meals in an entire week , snacks wouldn’t even get a look in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!

No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.

Moderation is the key

In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some.

Sounds horrific

I will stick to my chubb and live happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come feed me and stroke my hair please

Stroke your hair you say?

*runs....no power walks...fuck it, TAXI!*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Come feed me and stroke my hair please

Stroke your hair you say?

*runs....no power walks...fuck it, TAXI!*"

Pick me up on your way past please.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gormandising is glorious! Stuff thyselves and be merry everyone say I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating less is never the key

When you eat less you body will burn muscles to feed its self

The key is to eat more but cleaner

You eat more to compensate for the more energy you use

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Come feed me and stroke my hair please

Stroke your hair you say?

*runs....no power walks...fuck it, TAXI!*

Pick me up on your way past please.

Just make sure you leave the pralines and caramels for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

I’ll fight you for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer is my enemy not food I love it too much

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

In or out, I just like food too much

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

I’ll fight you for them

Me too

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I never cook chocolate at home, I've been eating it straight from the packet.

If you cook it, does it make you slimmer? Ahh if only someone had said earlier! Maybe I will try this - for Sydney Uni purposes only, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

I’ll fight you for them

Me too

Oh, I can see I’m going to have to fight dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider

As a mid lunch-dinner snack

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider

As a mid lunch-dinner snack

Marriage material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found if i jump up and down and wiggle at the same time and don't bend down i can still get into my leggings

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.

Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more

It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider

As a mid lunch-dinner snack

Marriage material!

^ What he said ×2

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

I’ll fight you for them

Me too

Oh, I can see I’m going to have to fight dirty

Mud wrestling it is then

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over a year ago

"I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider

As a mid lunch-dinner snack

Marriage material!

^ What he said ×2

I knew what you guys are after... my snacks

get yer own!

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over a year ago

"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat

It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.

Lighten up

Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray

Blimey - even the coffee one????

There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box

My favourites. I'll have 'em

I’ll fight you for them

Me too

Oh, I can see I’m going to have to fight dirty

Mud wrestling it is then

Orrr, melted chocolate wrestling

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider

As a mid lunch-dinner snack

Marriage material!

^ What he said ×2

I knew what you guys are after... my snacks

get yer own! "

Yes I’m keen to snack on something of yours

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

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over a year ago

"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

your chocolate does that too!

I thought it was just mine

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over a year ago

"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

your chocolate does that too!

I thought it was just mine

Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

your chocolate does that too!

I thought it was just mine

All the time. It’s hard being me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the correct weight for my hight.

It's just I'm two foot shorter than the hight I really should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.

Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more

It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do "

You can show me how it is done.

Is it.....you lay down and I do some pelvic thrusts?

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over a year ago

"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

your chocolate does that too!

I thought it was just mine

Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy "

Another victim of the diving chocolate here. Really, we are heroes for saving it from the floor

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Chocolate is exempt from the three second rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

your chocolate does that too!

I thought it was just mine

Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy

Another victim of the diving chocolate here. Really, we are heroes for saving it from the floor"

We are, we should reward ourselves, with chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating less is never the key

When you eat less you body will burn muscles to feed its self

The key is to eat more but cleaner

You eat more to compensate for the more energy you use

I never liked term clean eating. It immediately makes me think that other food is dirty (

?!) And it would ruin it for me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone else suffering from Nutella tsunamis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth

your chocolate does that too!

I thought it was just mine

Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy

Another victim of the diving chocolate here. Really, we are heroes for saving it from the floor

We are, we should reward ourselves, with chocolate

Off to the pantry for a kitkat!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I blame Tesco - why is 4 pieces of asparagus £1.50 , strawberries £2 but an ester egg 75p

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.

Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more

It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do "

If it was that simple it wouldn’t be a multi billion piling industry, one of the most searched terms on Google and Amazon and for most people , dieting is something they try to do their whole adult life and never succeed. The moment you eat less and lose weight you miss the food rush, then you eat more and feel bad about your weight, you become a yo-yo and the diet instructions has you hooked for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating less is never the key

When you eat less you body will burn muscles to feed its self

The key is to eat more but cleaner

You eat more to compensate for the more energy you use

That's only true in certain circumstances.

People who take up these stupid MRP shake diets at 800 calories a day dropping from 2000 calories plus will lose a lot of muscle and look like shit, they then gain all the weight back and some in a lot of cases.

If you drop gradually 200 calories a day for a few weeks at a time, include resistance training you can hold onto most of your muscle, you'll lose a little but not a lot.

Eating more but cleaner won't lose weight, the body cant distinguish between good food and bad food in terms of energy content. You have to eat less to lose weight.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.

Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more

It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do

the science of it is that simple, its the psychology of it that makes it so difficult for most (including myself)

if we were able to see food only as fuel we wouldn’t struggle just like you wouldn’t keep filling your petrol tank when it was overflowing

what complicates it is the serotonin we get from food and how that builds our relationship with food be that comfort eating, reward eating and everything in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger. Now I want to fill my mouth with more crap...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

I've considered having my left leg cut off, but for different reasons

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

I've considered having my left leg cut off, but for different reasons

Sorry, i wasn't trying to be insensitive. X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

I've considered having my left leg cut off, but for different reasons

Sorry, i wasn't trying to be insensitive. X"

You weren't, don't worry!! I have genuinely thought about it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

I've considered having my left leg cut off, but for different reasons

Sorry, i wasn't trying to be insensitive. X

You weren't, don't worry!! I have genuinely thought about it

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

Don't forget about your cock! You'll be as light as a feather once that bad boy is removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since being stuck at home Archie has perfected several dishes. He now cooks smoked bbq food,wood fired pizza and now he doing outstanding curries all at home. So don't need to go out now. He even been cooking for other fabbers stuck in lockdown.

It makes eating good so difficult

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.

Don't forget about your cock! You'll be as light as a feather once that bad boy is removed.

But then I'd have nothing to play with apart from your fantastic boobs and amazing ass.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Well your not supposed to eat out so got to accommodate lol

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!

No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.

Moderation is the key

In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some.

Sounds horrific

I will stick to my chubb and live happy

Its just living & i can choose how much chocolate or buttercream & how big the cake is, I'll happily munch my way through a red velvet cake or have breaded fish & chips.

We dont stop eating things we just home cook instead and yes chocolate is in powder form so you do need to cook that too

I don't do leggings, because they stretch, jeans keep you aware of your eating habits.

I do live happy, without the chubb though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a tasty cunt to eat out right now.mmmmm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Id love a tasty cunt to eat out right now.mmmmm"

Are they low calorie?!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Id love a tasty cunt to eat out right now.mmmmm

Are they low calorie?!"

Depends how thick the Nutella is spread on one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good eating out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a good eating out

I’m not sure but I think you might be hinting that you love having oral sex performed on you.

Am I correct?

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By *edonistic Bi.Man
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

"Its the fault of frozen pizza.

They stack in the freezer too well.

I agree.

The corner shop being the only outing too.

Don't need anything?

SNACK RUN!"

Like youbread my mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the fault of frozen pizza.

They stack in the freezer too well.

I agree.

The corner shop being the only outing too.

Don't need anything?

SNACK RUN!

Like youbread my mind..

I’ll raise a toast to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a good eating out

I’m not sure but I think you might be hinting that you love having oral sex performed on you.

Am I correct?"

It’s possible

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By *uriousVoyeur2000Man
over a year ago

near enough

"cook at home and you will lose weight"

Quarantine determined this was a LIE!"

Very different from the thread I was expecting from the subject! CVx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've always home cooked, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway.

It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.

It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter

Love your style

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.

It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter

Love your style "

You wait.

One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.

It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter

Love your style

You wait.

One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off."

Sounds inviting !

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.

It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter

Love your style

You wait.

One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off.

Sounds more inviting than my watermelon ! "

I'll suck like you've never been sucked before, and ruin you for every other woman thereafter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.

It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter

Love your style

You wait.

One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off.

Sounds more inviting than my watermelon !

I'll suck like you've never been sucked before, and ruin you for every other woman thereafter.

Hahah

love the confidence ! Can I take my Dyson to compare ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Love a good eating out

I’m not sure but I think you might be hinting that you love having oral sex performed on you.

Am I correct?"

What witchcraft is this "oral sex" of which you speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true. I'm a stone heavier than I was at the start of lockdown a year ago. Ffs lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've not eaten out for ages... really missing it

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