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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have been reliably informed that you cannot sneeze with your eyes open, anyone disagree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard this

I tried this

I did this

But it bloody hurt like hell lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored by any chance??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes soz not much on telly x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

It seems to be the case that if you know you're about to sneeze you can make a conscious effort to keep your eyes open but if it sneaks up on you your eyes will close automatically to control the pressure placed on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol"

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes soz not much on telly x"

A few speks of dust on mine lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

I could put something else in my mouth without chewing it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!"

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

I could put something else in my mouth without chewing it

Hehe makes 2 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

Pervert!!!

Dont play with your food!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

Grrrrrrrrrr bloody eye i mean roll

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol"

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

Pervert!!!

Dont play with your food!!!"

Yes one of them statements is true

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

Do I get to choose which one?

Pervert!!!

Dont play with your food!!!

Yes one of them statements is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

Do I get to choose which one?

Pervert!!!

Dont play with your food!!!

Yes one of them statements is true

Eh, what happened there?

I said "can I pick which one?"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it

Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!

I am on a roll today!!!

Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role

Do I get to choose which one?

Pervert!!!

Dont play with your food!!!

Yes one of them statements is true

Eh, what happened there?

I said "can I pick which one?""

Try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!! "

mmmmm jaffa cakes

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

mmmmmm caramac's now your tlking , haven't tried caramac popcprn theough but i bet it would be right nice

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

Err! nothing

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

Err! nothing

I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

impossible to do...

you would lose ya eyeballs

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"impossible to do...

you would lose ya eyeballs

Nope, but it took some practice!!!

Lol, I sometimes get sneezing fits that go on for five mins, result of an over sensitive nose from having it busted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

Err! nothing

I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol

I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

Err! nothing

I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol

I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap

yup, thats all you did with me.....

but i wasnt the only one there!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

Err! nothing

I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol

I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap

yup, thats all you did with me.....

but i wasnt the only one there!!!!

Oh you shouldn't listen to all you hear .... if you wanna know the true story about why we left pm me and I'll tell you

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!

This I have to see lol

Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?

Didn't hear a thing

now I'll bring the pepper

And that leather thingy?

Didn't get it after .... long story lol

Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!

Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time

Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....

anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!

mmmmm jaffa cakes

mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!

Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?

Yup, what else would we be talking about?

Err! nothing

I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol

I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap

yup, thats all you did with me.....

but i wasnt the only one there!!!!

Oh you shouldn't listen to all you hear .... if you wanna know the true story about why we left pm me and I'll tell you

You have mail hun xxx

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