FabSwingers.com forum: It’s official

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Congratulations

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What initials do you get behind your name with that then?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know."

It's about time you caught up with me.

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

Congratulations

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Enjoy your harp and missionary....

DD - Debauched (with bonus crops and ropes “of course I can do you up the bum my dear”) Demon

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Welcome to the club

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

You’ve achieved the theory online. Now time to progress to some practical!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Were the tests gruelling??

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What initials do you get behind your name with that then? "

FAF.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

When will be the first flight

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Did you get a sticker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yay congratulations! i knew you'd get there eventually

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Bromley

How do I book the course??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get a certificate?

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Will you be holding workshops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yay congratulations! i knew you'd get there eventually

Px "

It took a lot of hard work and dedication but practice makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got word of my fab forum tosser of the month nomination yesterday.

I think i stand a good chance this month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get a certificate?"

I framed it and hung it above my bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get a certificate?

I framed it and hung it above my bed!"

Be careful when the bed is seeing some action that it don’t fall on your head.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ah bless you Frenchie

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"What initials do you get behind your name with that then? "
probably vd and a few others lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What initials do you get behind your name with that then? "

RISG MD

and I can add ‘by appointment to her Majesty the Queen’ in any correspondence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got word of my fab forum tosser of the month nomination yesterday.

I think i stand a good chance this month

Congrats! That’s an achievement, the competition is tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So were you just a beginner until now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So were you just a beginner until now?"

I started my apprenticeship a while ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So were you just a beginner until now?

I started my apprenticeship a while ago"

Nice comeback.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So were you just a beginner until now?

I started my apprenticeship a while ago

Nice comeback.

That’s my other talent!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You mean you're finally at the stage where you'd get your money back from a prostitute?

Well done C, I'm proud of you.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What initials do you get behind your name with that then?

RISG MD

and I can add ‘by appointment to her Majesty the Queen’ in any correspondence."

You’ve fucked the queen? The things people do for meets, eh?!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ah so modest!:

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Did you get a certificate?"

Oh I missed this one when I posted mine

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Even the cock hula?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you're finally at the stage where you'd get your money back from a prostitute?

Well done C, I'm proud of you."

Thanks. And I can get a discount on condoms too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felicidades

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah so modest!:

Well, who else is going to blow my trumpet?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Shiny badge and a t-shirt?

This is very good news for every lady everywhere

Congratulations!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

How long was the exam

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't you need a minimum PHD*?

*Pretty Huge ...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Admit it, you bought a certificate off one of those dodgy online Unis.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"How long was the exam

He'll say 8, but it will really be 6.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Which cockpit did you get strapped into?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Admit it, you bought a certificate off one of those dodgy online Unis."

Do you think I’ve been scammed? Even though I sent them all these videos of my performances?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Ah so modest!:

Well, who else is going to blow my trumpet? "

If you are a sex God then I'd imagine lots of women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo ! Tu vas baiser qui ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shiny badge and a t-shirt?

This is very good news for every lady everywhere

Congratulations! "

It is, isn’t it? Ladies already knew they were in for a treat and now they have the official stamp of approval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know."

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long was the exam

He'll say 8, but it will really be 6."

I’ll have you know that I only ever brag about the quality of the service, never about the equipment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bravo ! Tu vas baiser qui ? "

Je sais pas encore, mais à partir d’aujourd’hui je vais faire me courses à Waitrose plutôt qu’Aldi!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"How long was the exam

He'll say 8, but it will really be 6.

I’ll have you know that I only ever brag about the quality of the service, never about the equipment "

I was thinking more time or pages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful. "

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even the cock hula? "

You bet!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I feel congratulations are in order...Go you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

It's about time you caught up with me.

Sorry, I’m slow but got there in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?"

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I've prob got wrong end of stick here as usual but

what did you qualify in/as?

a risk assessment manager for sex therapy during covid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've prob got wrong end of stick here as usual but

what did you qualify in/as?

a risk assessment manager for sex therapy during covid?"

Yes, precisely that

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know."

I'd have to test drive to confirm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. "

It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after"

It might sting though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after

It might sting though. "

Oh! What a pity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after

It might sting though.

Oh! What a pity!

Aftercare not part of the tests then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

How many tests were there? Sounds like a lot. And you managed this in a pandemic,

I am impressed.

Now all you have to do is prove it!!! So many fakes on here on you know, we can't be too careful.

And are you willing to sacrifice yourself on behalf of the forums?

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

It’s very dirty but I have nothing against a bath or shower after

It might sting though.

Oh! What a pity!

Aftercare not part of the tests then? "

It is, very much so. But aftercare starts when I say unless you call your safe word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know."

Well done but you still can't go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I’m going to have to resit the tests

I’ve not been able to do much revision lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I passed all the tests with flying colours. As of today, I’m a fully qualified...

... sex god!

I thought you’d like to know.

Well done but you still can't go out "

Duly noted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I’m going to have to resit the tests

I’ve not been able to do much revision lately

You’re locked at home, isn’t it the best time to read books and study?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bravo ! Tu vas baiser qui ?

Je sais pas encore, mais à partir d’aujourd’hui je vais faire me courses à Waitrose plutôt qu’Aldi! "

Haha c'est la haut qu'il y a les meilleurs Spécimens ! Ils conduisent tous des faits !

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Well done you! Now to the serious stuff!

Do you compete?

Having achieved a bronze medal as a Olympic freestyle muff diver I felt that my career was cut short by a terrible crick in my neck. With skills like yours then surely your trophy cabinet needs padding out slightly.

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