FabSwingers.com forum: They say/ they mean

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Reading between the lines. What they say/what is really communicated. Obviously there can be a fair bit of discrepancy.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can’t accommodate/ can’t travel - can’t be arsed to meet YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi fancy a fuck

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Well endowed = small average

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just ask = still won't have anything interesting or positive to say

Never had any complaints = nobody bothers to stay around or repeat meet. Wouldn't listen in all likelihood either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very busy = don't have time for you

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Stop messaging me or I will block you = please send me some pictures of you cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yeah = I just want to kill this conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the best looking woman on this website!! But what I really mean is I've sent this message to every female I like the look of and I hope you think I mean it so I can put my meat between your legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

multiple repeater = I am going to splat once and run

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By *llez WorldWoman
over a year ago

SE London

"Just ask = still won't have anything interesting or positive to say "

OMG this is soooo accurate

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Just ask = still won't have anything interesting or positive to say

OMG this is soooo accurate

Sadly! It should be a given with these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not racist but... = I am actually racist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no preferences = I fuck anything and everything or I just want to look very inclusive when actually I am not.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Will try anything = will try anything except the things you want me to try you filthy minded pervert how very dare you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into fuck and go = how much time do I have to stay after I cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will try anything = will try anything except the things you want me to try you filthy minded pervert how very dare you!!"

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Not looking to fuck everyone on the site. But I would if I got the chance.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Chilled out = drama llama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here all the time= Am on other sites too that are more interesting

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By *onnieSoak79Man
over a year ago

Gillingham

Ooo like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live, laugh, love - I haven't had any of these in so long

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

No complaints = No meets,or no-one spoke to me afterwards

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Fancy some fun?? = Are you up for a fuck?

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

new to this, be gentle with me = fantatist with no intention of meeting

looking to make new friends = no intention of meeting anyone.

wife is shy = i havent told her i am on here.

Hubby doesnt know = yes he does

love dogging = never tried it.

Shame you dont live closer = no intention of meeting anyone.

dont cut amd paste be original = will ignore it anyway.

ok so a bit naughty but just having a laugh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This place holds no interest = I'm not getting what I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving Fab, it's terrible = Back next week with new profile

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do your research = go away with your logic and reason, it's scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest to put this warning on your profile = I am a follower

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By *ottoncandy42Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Leaving Fab, it's terrible = Back next week with new profile "

Ha ha that’s so true, or have several profile at one time

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Looking for long term =

- So little contact I am gonna cling like a limpet

- You have pulse and you like sex, you are perfect

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hate drama = I'm the epicentre of drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double lockdown birthday = it is my birthday today

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

New to this = been round the block and caught multiple times, so deleted the profiles. Ideally looking for a gullible victim, thinking I'm fresh meat and not embittered

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Quality not quantity

Any quality at any quantity

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Here to meet women or possibly mf couples

Need to shag a woman under almost all conditions, as long as other men don't shame me with their superior sexual mastery

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Hi fancy a fuck

Had anyone ever said... "yeah OK then.. Your place or mine?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for fun on the forums. - I love stirring things up....

*its a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very busy = don't have time for you

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't know what to put here, never good with these things

I'm really clueless online and in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving Fab, it's terrible = Back next week with new profile "

Please message me to ask why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi fancy a fuck

Had anyone ever said... "yeah OK then.. Your place or mine?" "

Yea I do for the craic sometimes, when I'm bored

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sex for me is always about my partner's needs

I only look at profile pics. Don't even consider that I'll read the wordy bit.

I'm desperate for sex with anyone who's stupid enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question = I don't really have a question, I'm just chancing my arm for a reply

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll insist that you cum first

I'll have taken viagra and jackhammer you until you're bored

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Haha love this, these are so true, tickled my Thursday

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

= I don’t have anything to actually say

I’m very picky = I’m not, no one will meet me

I’d love to go someone to go to a club with = I’m too scared to go on my own but as soon as you get me in cheaper, I’ll ditch you

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Love the older ladies

I want someone who'll be sympathetic when I cum in 30 seconds

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Hi fancy a fuck

Had anyone ever said... "yeah OK then.. Your place or mine?"

Yea I do for the craic sometimes, when I'm bored

And do they realise its a ruse? Or take it seriously..

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Back again, been on the scene for a long time. Verify me if you remember me please

I was the one that was infamous for pestering people and was hard to shake off. I have no friends. But I'm a good zombie wanker and am still desperate for bukkake or join a gangbang

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sidney university = I can't even copy and paste right

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can a cock be too big? = look at my profile

Do women like... = I have no idea about women and see them as a homogeneous group

What’s the tallest/oldest/etc, that you’ve met? = I’m tall/old/etc, and want attention

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Always look and smell good

I've been known to wash my knob and will do if you insist. Bought Lynx on BOGOF offer, will spray myself with it, until almost embalmed. I use multi-flavoured vapes, I hope it makes me smell exotic

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I like lots of teasing and flirting

I'm desperate for any positive signs of attention

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oh you cynics!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Always look and smell good

I've been known to wash my knob and will do if you insist. Bought Lynx on BOGOF offer, will spray myself with it, until almost embalmed. I use multi-flavoured vapes, I hope it makes me smell exotic "

Congratulate me, I know how to bathe like an adult! I need a ticker tape parade for being functional!

See also 'old fashioned values' "

Bit of a control freak, like women in their place, think I'm different (might even say so) but am part of the same cookie cutter mould.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No boundaries = no imagination

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thinking about adding pegging to my long list of interests

I'm desperate for any woman, so will use anything to try to pull you in

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Push each others' boundaries

Do what I want

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Fill in later = can't even be arsed to do the bare minimum but hoping someone will suck me off in my car without charging for it.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I appreciate someone who makes a lot of effort with her appearance

I expect you to satisfy me and make more effort than I ever will

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Professional blablabla Seeking businessman types for encounters.. blablabla

Hmmm

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm fussy and love to be spoilt- I'm poor and looking for gifts and cash

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I'm fussy and love to be spoilt- I'm poor and looking for gifts and cash

I enjoy the finer things in life...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.

Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later

Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I appreciate someone who makes a lot of effort with her appearance

I expect you to satisfy me and make more effort than I ever will "

You'd better be hairless except for brows which are to my exact feelings on brow fashion, and have a perfect catwalk ready head of hair, freshly manicured and pedicured, makeup I approve of (exactly on the line between I can't tell and too much), exquisite taste in clothing and jewellery, skin perfect, looking ten years younger than you are.

I'll wipe my arse and if I like you might put on some Lynx.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Too many fakes here

People are more intelligent and discerning than I expect. I went to a couples' place a few times and got sucked off in the dark but they refused to meet for a full shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog won't take driving lessons,so no,I won't be lending him the car

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.

Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later

Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "

you have such a way with words . You should publish of Peachisms

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.

Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later

Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Anyone know any good dogging spots? = I'm too cheap to pay entry to a club but I'm willing to try anything to catch the faint whiff of minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.

Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later

Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "

@ recognising the bathroom tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.

Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later

Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Erotic massage = I haven't touched a human in forever and trying to find some way, any way that I might manage to get one naked and touch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erotic massage = I haven't touched a human in forever and trying to find some way, any way that I might manage to get one naked and touch it. "

Or alternatively...

"I am clueless about message, but will gladly spend 5 minutes putting your spine out of line before I slip a finger between your arse cheeks"

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Willing to travel =

- blocked by everyone local

- when you move house I will follow you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can play straight = will make a grab for hubby first chance I get

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By *eordie kel 13Woman
over a year ago

bolton

No pics can’t risk the mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

best laugh I’ve had in a while. Thank you xx

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By *ifi-01Woman
over a year ago

north west

Fill in later= cannot be arsed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles

Honestly this is epic.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Willing to experiment =

I don't know how, I doubt if I can, but if it gives me a meet then I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ask = got no idea why I’m on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what you into? = Lazy fuckers who don’t care to read profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God! I've said some of these!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, what you into? = Lazy fuckers who don’t care to read profile.

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that one always makes me laugh we get it loads of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both straight, not interested in Bi orTV’s.......”Hi Viv and Abby,love your profile, we’d be up for some fun if you are”

So often

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"Stop messaging me or I will block you = please send me some pictures of you cock

Thats explains it

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By *.S.17Woman
over a year ago

Midlands

My skills are so good you absolutely won’t be disappointed I can guarantee it = the art of persuasion may work on the grounds I have guaranteed my performance in a virtual message - with no pics or veri’s I’m clutching at straws but if I copy and paste it enough surely someone has to reply

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!

Aaaaaand breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy Professional -due to my work I need to be discreet and will show face pics upon request.

I’m married, my wife doesn’t known, I’d love to drop by mid week lunchtime for a quick 15 min shag.

I wear a suit, when I go to weddings, as evidenced by the pic of me in a suit with my arm around my wife with her face blacked out.

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"So, what you into? = Lazy fuckers who don’t care to read profile.

that one always makes me laugh we get it loads of time"

Yep

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Heavy Cummer =

I faint after orgasm so its best you go on top

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!

Aaaaaand breathe "

Very calm today peach has the diazopam kicked in?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I read your profile" = that stud who's actually met a real woman off Fab (five years ago) told me that was a good thing to say.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Aaaaaand breathe

Very calm today peach has the diazopam kicked in? "

Sleep eluded me. Does it show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaaand breathe "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Aaaaaand breathe "

are you having a bad day ??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Courteous and polite = on your knees bitch and suck my dick you fat slag

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Courteous and polite = on your knees bitch and suck my dick you fat slag "

Who morphed into Ray winstone.... Or John thaw!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Travel with work = it's fucking awesome, the wife doesn't hassle coz she thinks I'm on an overnighter somewhere I REALLY don't wanna be and I get to live a double life. Stupid cow even cooks me my favourite meal when I get home after emptying my nuts in someone else coz she's so grateful of the effort I go to to keep a roof over our heads hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Courteous and polite = on your knees bitch and suck my dick you fat slag "

Thanks Peachie, you've brightened my setting pff over a torturous route of road closures

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I know how to treat a lady right = well I do, but you ain't ladies, you're sluts so you don't count.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Often travelling for work, could be near you soon

Hookers avoid me. I will be in your area if there's any hint of interest

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Outdoor fun = no fixed abode and a David Bellamy obsession

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What aftershave do women love? = I have zero confidence so I'm praying Doris at the Delhi drops her knickers whilst handing over the change from my pork sandwich once she catches a whiff of Au De Studmuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how to treat a lady right = well I do, but you ain't ladies, you're sluts so you don't count."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Woman: I'm more than happy, no, I encourage my male friends to go have fun with other women = *puts on FBI baseball cap* I will burn that bitch for so much as looking at him.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm fussy and love to be spoilt- I'm poor and looking for gifts and cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere near you = I haven’t got a clue where I am or where you are and couldn’t find you with a satnav because I live 100s miles away and got no fucking intention of even trying

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have more luck on Tinder = if I say that people might think I'm all cool and in demand and wonder what they're missing out on.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can hold an intelligent conversation = got a BTEC

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well maintained = cannot pass a mirror without checking myself out.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Can hold an intelligent conversation = got a BTEC "

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I'm fussy and love to be spoilt- I'm poor and looking for gifts and cash

Ditto I like to be spoilt.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What aftershave do women love? = I have zero confidence so I'm praying Doris at the Delhi drops her knickers whilst handing over the change from my pork sandwich once she catches a whiff of Au De Studmuffin "

All women are the same and all men suit the same thing

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By *ungdrawnandquarteredMan
over a year ago

Redbourn

7.5inch = 5inch

No limits = No limitS except this shopping list of thing's im not into

I'm shocked people are meeting during lockdown = ill be on tomorrow to forget i was shocked previously.

I volunteer and provide admin services to a non charity website as a hobby = Chance to be inconsistent, biased and hand out punishments to get my fix.

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By *ungdrawnandquarteredMan
over a year ago

Redbourn

Cant accommodate, daytime meets = I wear a tag

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Cant accommodate, daytime meets = I wear a tag"

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

You are the sexiest woman on here , wot they mean I have copy and paste the same message to every woman on here , maybe I get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved your profile = I haven’t read it but your pics made me horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex only - but I will try to BB you in private

I'm clean - I've never seen the inside of a GUM Clinic

Single - this may well come as a surprise to my girlfriend

Bisexual - this may come as a bigger surprise to her

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Adventurous = tried raspberry jam once coz the shop had no strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adventurous = tried raspberry jam once coz the shop had no strawberry "

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Safe sex only - but I will try to BB you in private

I'm clean - I've never seen the inside of a GUM Clinic

Single - this may well come as a surprise to my girlfriend

Bisexual - this may come as a bigger surprise to her"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Adventurous = tried raspberry jam once coz the shop had no strawberry "

Male or female raspberries? Not that adventurous.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can't meet at the drop of a hat = has to sort an alibi/has life/needs 3 weeks to find some motivation coz it's efforrrrrrrt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi fancy a fuck

Had anyone ever said... "yeah OK then.. Your place or mine?"

Yea I do for the craic sometimes, when I'm bored

And do they realise its a ruse? Or take it seriously.. "

I usually make it fairly obvious that I'm being sarcastic haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sidney university = I can't even copy and paste right"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing to try anything = I have only had a wank even though my interests say I have done it all

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

I know what I am doing =

You will have no idea what I am doing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Know my way around a womans body = used to play with my sisters Barbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to get to know you"

I have a chart

Profile names down the side

Yarns spun across the top

I tick it when I've used that line on you

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

""I like to get to know you"

I have a chart

Profile names down the side

Yarns spun across the top

I tick it when I've used that line on you

Ditto

Chart of excuses for standing you and others up, in the rare chance that someone falls for any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't respond straight away because I have a life = I actually spend all my time on here but I just want you to think I actually do have a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't respond straight away because I have a life = I actually spend all my time on here but I just want you to think I actually do have a life "

I won't respond straight away because I have a life = I won't respond straight away because I have a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

Ask me anything = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

Would love to chat = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

You’re hot = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

Bit of a pattern...

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I find all you ladies beautiful

I'm desperate and would shag anyone, nobody in the real world will

Looking for someone to show me the ropes

Utterly clueless

I'm a very kinky guy looking for other very kinky people

I'm desperate, anyone will do for anything. Expect you to watch and reenact the depraved porn I like, whilst you ride me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

Ask me anything = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

Would love to chat = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

You’re hot = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap

Bit of a pattern...

Are we playing fab bingo again???

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