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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Maybe.

I think my stupidity is quite well documented....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe.

I think my stupidity is quite well documented.... "

Have you ever glued something to you though ....

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

No but I did glue my fingers together and my neighbour had to cut them apart with a stanley. Was very painful

R

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No but I did glue my fingers together and my neighbour had to cut them apart with a stanley. Was very painful

R"

Didn't you try acetone first?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Maybe.

I think my stupidity is quite well documented....

Have you ever glued something to you though ...."

I glued a penis to my knee today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I did glue my fingers together and my neighbour had to cut them apart with a stanley. Was very painful

R"

Ow !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe.

I think my stupidity is quite well documented....

Have you ever glued something to you though ....

I glued a penis to my knee today"

It’s one way of not letting them leave

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.

It was embarrassing at work the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t mind supergluing my self to you tho lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the American Pie glue scene

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

One time when I was d*unk I thought it would be a good idea to do a run and jump from the hall into the kitchen forgetting it was lower and ended up horizontal when my head hit the wall before crashing to the ground

Also put a garden fork through my foot trying to get a football off shed roof and had no shoes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.

It was embarrassing at work the next day. "

Haha! What did you really do though, don’t give us the ‘work safe’ story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I did chop my thumb open with a pair of scissors when trying to open a bale of shavings.

Oh and I broke a toe when I stumped my foot on my bed!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No but I superglued my earring to my finger...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.

It was embarrassing at work the next day.

Haha! What did you really do though, don’t give us the ‘work safe’ story "

It wasn’t a rubber cock! Honestly tsk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I did chop my thumb open with a pair of scissors when trying to open a bale of shavings.

Oh and I broke a toe when I stumped my foot on my bed!"

Been there my friend, with both

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Maybe.

I think my stupidity is quite well documented....

Have you ever glued something to you though ....

I glued a penis to my knee today

It’s one way of not letting them leave "

Wooden penis. I left that word off. Oops.

The one I showed you lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I put the electric kettle on the gas hob to boil and wondered why flames were appearing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I superglued my earring to my finger... "

Some of us clearly can’t be trusted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put the electric kettle on the gas hob to boil and wondered why flames were appearing."

Oops, that’s quite a big mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’ve mentioned before in forums that I tried running through a patio door that was shut when I wasn’t looking

Smashed the glass and had shards of glass in my knee, forehead & nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sawn through my finger before, cutting a bit of wood and the saw bounced out sliced it to the bone. Let’s just say passing out was the only option

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time when younger and still living at mums came in from a night at the pub. On the way home my “expensive” zippo lighter ran out of gas, so decided, in my wisdom to fill it my self at home.

No prob, opened, poured in liquid, refitted. Simple.

Struck the lighter to made sure it worked. It worked alright. It lit the wick and fuel... and the fuel on the outside of the lighter that had split... and and fuel on my right hand where I’d spilt it... and part of the 2 month old carpet when I dropped it... lucky it wasn’t a big part!!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I managed to superglue my eye lashes together, and was lucky the glue didn't go into my eye itself.

Otherwise its just glueing fingers together.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid "

You never did..... did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.

It was embarrassing at work the next day. "
The cutest thing I've heard in a long time

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I was once sewing on my lap late at night and managed to sew the garment to my leggings. It was a university project and I genuinely contemplated cutting the leggings to free it so I didn't have to resew it.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of these are genuinely, painfully funny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K"

Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted .

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K"

Well that's one way to circumcise your little soldier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once glued a dress to my leg

Got a led light strip for going out clubbing and thought It would be cool to glue it on to the underside off the dress so I had like a under lighting offect

Glue sort off over glue and went out and there was some on the inside off the dress end up stuck to my leg

Had to pull it off my leg witch ripped the dress and had to sit the rest off the night with a hole on the side off my dress and a little patch off dress on my leg

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!"

Never knew this!? Brilliant!

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

I super glued a dildo to my hand a few years ago.

I write and produce adult pantomimes, i was making a drilldo and it was one of the ugly slags in Cinderella tie, i drilled at the middle of a dildo, filled it with glue and stuck a metal rod down the hole, not thinking the glue had to go somewhere, well it came out over the sides and stuck the dildo to my hand.

It really hurt getting it unstuck!!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!

Never knew this!? Brilliant! "

I know, there is genuine homespun wisdom to be tapped into in this place

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid

You never did..... did you? "

Maybe I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t honestly say I have ..

I’ve been stuck in a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid "

I was doing a degree in Creative Events and we had to make a lot of things during the course - I often superglued my fingers together and had to rub oil on them to de-stick them. Hot glue guns were another accident waiting to happen but you soon learnt after the first few burns to take great care.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"No but I did glue my fingers together and my neighbour had to cut them apart with a stanley. Was very painful

R

Didn't you try acetone first?!"

No didn't have any. I tried driving to Tesco but didn't get out the drive

R

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K

Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted . "

my cock winced then!

I was trying to think of a decent excuse if I had to go to hospital and couldn’t

K

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K

Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted .

my cock winced then!

I was trying to think of a decent excuse if I had to go to hospital and couldn’t

K"

Well if it ever happens again, feel free to steal that story

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!

Never knew this!? Brilliant! "

Warm soapy water also dissolves superglue, just need to make continuous small rubbing movements to help break the glue bond

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I super glued a dildo to my hand a few years ago.

I write and produce adult pantomimes, i was making a drilldo and it was one of the ugly slags in Cinderella tie, i drilled at the middle of a dildo, filled it with glue and stuck a metal rod down the hole, not thinking the glue had to go somewhere, well it came out over the sides and stuck the dildo to my hand.

It really hurt getting it unstuck!!"

Wow, Shakespeare was right: there really are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t honestly say I have ..

I’ve been stuck in a lift "

Ooo stuck in a lift with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel better about gluing my glasses to my nose now, these are way worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t honestly say I have ..

I’ve been stuck in a lift

Ooo stuck in a lift with you "

It was shocking and the language that came out my mouth to the lift engineer was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K

Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted . "

When I was a teenager I got up to no good with a guy one night round the back of a warehouse on the way home. He was very tall and lanky and had very tight crushed velvet trousers on. He wasn't wearing any pants and pulled the zip up very quickly - trapping the top of his penis in the metal zip. It bled profusely and we were panicking as it wasn't an obvious unzip to make. He was in great pain and we had to go to the local hospital. They had to cut his trousers off of him and give several stitches to his battered cock. They also had to lend him a pair of scrubs to go home in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...

You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....

Next time C’s cooking

K

Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted .

When I was a teenager I got up to no good with a guy one night round the back of a warehouse on the way home. He was very tall and lanky and had very tight crushed velvet trousers on. He wasn't wearing any pants and pulled the zip up very quickly - trapping the top of his penis in the metal zip. It bled profusely and we were panicking as it wasn't an obvious unzip to make. He was in great pain and we had to go to the local hospital. They had to cut his trousers off of him and give several stitches to his battered cock. They also had to lend him a pair of scrubs to go home in. "

That actually made me cringe a bit

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid

You never did..... did you?

Maybe I did "

But you won’t do it again I’m thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid

You never did..... did you?

Maybe I did

But you won’t do it again I’m thinking "

If I’m honest, I can’t guarantee that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....

obviously I would never be that stupid

You never did..... did you?

Maybe I did

But you won’t do it again I’m thinking

If I’m honest, I can’t guarantee that "

Lol

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