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What's the best thing you've seen in porn that turns out really shit when tried in real life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Something that you think 'woooooah I want to try that!' then it seems really impossible or just awkward in reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fixing the boiler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning a pool with a net. I never got invited over by the next door neighbour lying tanning himself in his garden

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

69 looks great, always disappointing. Just take turns it's much better x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Being greeted with a penis in a pizza box - it just resulted in a cheesy knob which surprisingly isn't that sexy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pizza delivery. Never seems to be a sexy lady in lingerie answering the door.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Being picked up it’s not a sexy primal moment of passion.

It’s more a struggle, a groan then pretending his back isn’t broken to save my feelings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cleaning a pool with a net. I never got invited over by the next door neighbour lying tanning himself in his garden "

Seriously?? That tool lost out I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being picked up it’s not a sexy primal moment of passion.

It’s more a struggle, a groan then pretending his back isn’t broken to save my feelings. "

Ha ha! Things are never aligned either right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Threesome "

Well you've just burst my bloody bubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of it, I'm not a porn star, just do what feels good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fixing the boiler. "

Heh heh heh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of it, I'm not a porn star, just do what feels good "

Too true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clit sucker.

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By *olly_AmberTV/TS
over a year ago

Live Sussex, Work London

Getting my washing machine fixed

It didn’t turn into sex at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning a pool with a net. I never got invited over by the next door neighbour lying tanning himself in his garden

Seriously?? That tool lost out I reckon"

There was no tanned male there, that was my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1980s haircuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being picked up it’s not a sexy primal moment of passion.

It’s more a struggle, a groan then pretending his back isn’t broken to save my feelings. "

This

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning swimming pools

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"69 looks great, always disappointing. Just take turns it's much better x"

CORRECT !

This man gets a balloon and a fish.....

So so true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking cool with a moustache

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