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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

shitting on me own doorstep......just had a friend around who's married to a school friend but in a non sexual relationship.....in my defence, was horny as hell and a bit pissed (shite defence, I know), but both had fun and did a bit of marriage guidance.....not gonna meet again unless he's single (and to be fair, I've been refusing him and advising him for months)......horniness, wine, valium, amitriptylene and cocodamol are a bad combination.....I'm gonna knock the wine on the head for a day or two

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Aye, get some Special Brew down ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ya honnnnnour hic......well i ...hic....what could i do..hic.....

Heres some very strong coffee ,now off to ya room young lady to do your lines......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And ya honnnnnour hic......well i ...hic....what could i do..hic.....

Heres some very strong coffee ,now off to ya room young lady to do your lines...... "

Hens teeth...!!

Shes got enough trouble wi alcohol... She dont need cocaine as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And ya honnnnnour hic......well i ...hic....what could i do..hic.....

Heres some very strong coffee ,now off to ya room young lady to do your lines......

Hens teeth...!!

Shes got enough trouble wi alcohol... She dont need cocaine as well... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shitting on me own doorstep......just had a friend around who's married to a school friend but in a non sexual relationship.....in my defence, was horny as hell and a bit pissed (shite defence, I know), but both had fun and did a bit of marriage guidance.....not gonna meet again unless he's single (and to be fair, I've been refusing him and advising him for months)......horniness, wine, valium, amitriptylene and cocodamol are a bad combination.....I'm gonna knock the wine on the head for a day or two "
..there I was offering you cider as well...your not one of the people that was slagging this devil bloke off last night was ya..lol...u must a been well gone last night you wanted to tattoo your name on me with a dart....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Yeah but I was sober enough to come up with a really long name!!!!! And it seems to be the only bit of you not tattood......reckon I probably couldn't have hit a barn door with a dart, so unless you're ma-hoo-sively endowed, you'da been safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male..."

yup

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male..."

i agree.

i would have been calling him all sorts of names for getting d*unk on wine! lol.

i think the important thing to remember was that marriage guidance was offered while she was doing it.

no man would have done that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male...

i agree.

i would have been calling him all sorts of names for getting d*unk on wine! lol.

i think the important thing to remember was that marriage guidance was offered while she was doing it.

no man would have done that lol"

Yeah they would!

Probably something like - "Ditch the bastard, join Fab and have as much fun as you like! Now bend over!!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"The cynic in me thinks that this thread would have been very different had the OP been male..."

Yet the optimist in you would have taken the opportunity ?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

as long as you enjoyed yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you done him a veri ?

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