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My juice blender blew up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s Tuesday morning got up rolled myself into kitchen to make a protein / muscle gain shake .

Mixed it all up put the lid on it and hit that magical green button ... it’s spinning well and i am getting excited at the thought of drinking this in a nice chilled pint glass , then bang

The darn bottle explodes and I am covered in half a litre of the mix. Ffs looks like I have been in one of those Japanese superb bukakke movies

What are you having for breakfast ? I have decided to Goto gregs now instead after 9 while I am out buying a new bottle thing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Was it glass ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it glass ?"

No some rather thin plastic type bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dis you take the time to take a picture for rab for the comedy value

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"It’s Tuesday morning got up rolled myself into kitchen to make a protein / muscle gain shake .

Mixed it all up put the lid on it and hit that magical green button ... it’s spinning well and i am getting excited at the thought of drinking this in a nice chilled pint glass , then bang

The darn bottle explodes and I am covered in half a litre of the mix. Ffs looks like I have been in one of those Japanese superb bukakke movies

What are you having for breakfast ? I have decided to Goto gregs now instead after 9 while I am out buying a new bottle thing "

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dis you take the time to take a picture for rab for the comedy value "

Let’s just say the kitchen is a mess currently and my hair is just coated in mix

I could probably face time my folks for comedy value , my flat mate is dying on couch currently for last 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dis you take the time to take a picture for rab for the comedy value

Let’s just say the kitchen is a mess currently and my hair is just coated in mix

I could probably face time my folks for comedy value , my flat mate is dying on couch currently for last 5 minutes "
u need to take a picture it belongs on fab lol x

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By *ellytransvTV/TS
over a year ago

Doncaster

Serves you right for being healthy in this lockdown year. Its the world telling you to be unhealthy like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife: I regret buying you that blender!

Me drinking liquid toast: Why ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Oats and orange juice was mine, I like it because it doesn't explode I can only imagine how much of a pain that is first thing in the morning OP

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS

See - this is why healthy shakes aren't good for you

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sounds like you need a bacon sandwich

Do you think kitchen appliances are making an attempt to take over? K was doing a spot of naked cooking the other day and the blade from the food processor fell out and cut his manhood

Fortunately nothing missing, though he was holding his breath in a moment of panic!

C

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

What blender was it?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I had toast with butter and marmite

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"I had toast with butter and marmite "
Of all the things I've heard and have seen in my life, that is just wrong.

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