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By *hhhh1990 OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

You cut my hair.

Your turn........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If open yours legs wide

#seem legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will give me a whole body massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop chop

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By *hoslWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

If you make me a cup of tea lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

If you do my cleaning. Or ironing. Family of 4...

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will trim my bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, really could do with a gardener

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do my plumbing on my renovation, can’t find one with availability for love nor money atm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week "

No animal facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You explain the ending of The Sopranos

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Clean my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week "

‘Plump up my bank account’ is a euphemism OP

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week "

I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Supply and fit us a new kitchen and do the building work that needs doing first

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week

I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair

Oh K

There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.

I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.

Now about those sexual favours.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint and decorate my house

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week

I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair

Oh K

There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.

I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.

Now about those sexual favours.....

Woowoo was a cocktail (purple in colour) that my friends and I used to quaff on nights out, generally before it was permissible to consume intoxicating liquor on licensed premises

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Cut my hair and give me a cuddle

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

You paint the hall, stairs and landing

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Paint and decorate my house"

Any particular colour

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By *awandBareWoman
over a year ago

Oxford

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week "

This

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle "

Oh! I can actually do those things

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle

Oh! I can actually do those things

Yay

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Say ello and cheer up a lockdown suffering guy !

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Say ello and cheer up a lockdown suffering guy !"

I would return the favour

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle

Oh! I can actually do those things

Yay"

We have hair clippers and scissors

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cut my hair

Give me a manicure and pedicure

Thank you

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle

Oh! I can actually do those things

Yay

We have hair clippers and scissors

Oh I would definitely love a hair cut now haha possibly a nude hair cut

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

I've become pretty good at cutting my own hair... So sure, give it a go.

DR x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a plumber

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle

Oh! I can actually do those things

Yay

We have hair clippers and scissors

Oh I would definitely love a hair cut now haha possibly a nude hair cut

Ooooooooft, go on then, who's being naked? You, me or both?

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Cut my hair and give me a cuddle

Oh! I can actually do those things

Yay

We have hair clippers and scissors

Oh I would definitely love a hair cut now haha possibly a nude hair cut

Ooooooooft, go on then, who's being naked? You, me or both?

Both haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need a plumber

Meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cut my hair.

Your turn........"

Haircut and highlights

Manicure

Pedicure

Massage

Cup coffee xx

Pretty shallow.....

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week

I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair

Oh K

There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.

I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.

Now about those sexual favours.....

I might need to wait for my hair to grow for a while as I am smooth at the moment

what shape are you sporting at the moment?

What kind of favours do you have in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do some DIY jobs to get my house a home...

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"If you make me a cup of tea lol "

How do you take it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Build me a house, plump up my bank account, make peppermint tea and say the words ‘shall we just get a Chinese?’ At least once a week

I will pay you in sexual favours if you teach me how to create a perfect heart on my vag by shaving off my pubic hair

Oh K

There’s a hair removal cream called Woowoo that’s designed to be gentle on the vag and not do too much chaos to the pH balance.

I cut out a stencil then woowoo around it.

Now about those sexual favours.....

Woowoo was a cocktail (purple in colour) that my friends and I used to quaff on nights out, generally before it was permissible to consume intoxicating liquor on licensed premises

Same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage would be heaven right now!

Come and clean my house and feed me chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cut my hair.

Your turn........"

Agreed.

Hell, I'd even pay them in money, if they'd only cut my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make my ex wife go away and leave me in fuckin peace !!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"A massage would be heaven right now!

Come and clean my house and feed me chocolate "

I could do that haha maybe feeding you some grapes as well

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If You cook breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me lots of food, gibe me a massage and stroke my hair

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You make me lots of food, gibe me a massage and stroke my hair

I'll do the other 2, but can we have take-out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint and decorate my house

Any particular colour"

White of course

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Paint and decorate my house

Any particular colour

White of course

Haha

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'll pay you in sexual favours if you give me sexual favours!

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By *----BJ Queen-----Woman
over a year ago

Yelverton

Fix my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly

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By *rJay1878Man
over a year ago

koh Phangan

Knit me a Willie warmer ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked house work ? I'll be wearing just a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly"

Isn't that what true love is

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I used to own carpet shops, but I can still lay more than just carpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly

Isn't that what true love is

Not necessarily true love...

Maybe it's a servant I want... But he'll be sexually rewarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly

Isn't that what true love is

Not necessarily true love...

Maybe it's a servant I want... But he'll be sexually rewarded"

I meant a lot a people think it is true love to look after their partners.

But do I correctly sense a feminist tangent there? I have no qualms being a house husband...lol its such a leisurely life...I wouldn't know what the fuss is about. Somebodys got to make money and somebodys got to run the family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim me pubes

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Make me breakfast in bed

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

A hair cut would be good right now...anybody local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need a plumber

Meeeeee

Oh yeah this could work for sure

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Men never use sex to get what they want, sex is what they want" Frasier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be at my sink daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold me tight and say you love me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If you cook me a super healthy highly nutritious dinner every single day... ooooooohhh and clean my house twice weekly

Isn't that what true love is

Not necessarily true love...

Maybe it's a servant I want... But he'll be sexually rewarded

I meant a lot a people think it is true love to look after their partners.

It's definitely possible for both to do a little from column A, a little from column B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bring me coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need a plumber

Meeeeee

Oh yeah this could work for sure

You’re it bit far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring a cake

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Plasterer my utility room, decorate my house and paint my garden fences please

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