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"Well I am small "well a big gash is needed then apparently  | |||
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"Well I am small "A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer?  | |||
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"Amazonian Goddess here.  "You fine lady shall be our archery champion! Sharpen your quiver!  | |||
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"Amazonian Goddess here.
You fine lady shall be our archery champion! Sharpen your quiver! "Just did that  | |||
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"Well I am small
A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer? "I choose the Hammer of Ragnor...It shall gash a mighty Gash and smite any who comes between me and my Sausage Maiden... | |||
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"i will be a mage as ive never heard of one" Fair maiden you shall be our mage on our nodal quest. Take the shaft of my staff with both hands! | |||
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"Is there a wicked queen spot here? If so il send you my cv "There maybe on the dark side see the goblin leader | |||
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"Erm im a rogue, can I tag along and see what I can pick up?" you can pick up me arrows. There's a few stray ones over there. | |||
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"Is there a wicked queen spot here? If so il send you my cv
There maybe on the dark side see the goblin leader "well if they are gobbling i dont wanna disturb em | |||
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"Erm im a rogue, can I tag along and see what I can pick up?" A pickpocket from the land of scouse perchance? You are welcome to join the quest that may be gash that needs dealing with along the way. | |||
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"Well I am small
A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer?
I choose the Hammer of Ragnor...It shall gash a mighty Gash and smite any who comes between me and my Sausage Maiden..."A bold dwarf I see to protect the sausage Maiden I hail your valour. | |||
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"Erm im a rogue, can I tag along and see what I can pick up? you can pick up me arrows. There's a few stray ones over there." i was thinking of the shiny stuff, you know, the amazonians jeweled thong, I hear used undies go for a few bob down at the market..... . | |||
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"I know a midget,ill chuck him in for you" I meant dwarf! | |||
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"Well I am small
A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer?
I choose the Hammer of Ragnor...It shall gash a mighty Gash and smite any who comes between me and my Sausage Maiden...
A bold dwarf I see to protect the sausage Maiden I hail your valour. "You do me a great honour to hail my valour so I in turn hail your valour and bow to your chastity | |||
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"I know a midget,ill chuck him in for you I meant dwarf! "The addition of many dwarfs to a quest is always sort. They are noble and the friendliest of warriors never forsaking the soap and water. | |||
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"Ive got an auntie in America?" never mind, we all got our problems. | |||
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"Ive got an auntie in America?" Does she have the sceptre of light from beyond the waters? | |||
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"Well I am small
A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer?
I choose the Hammer of Ragnor...It shall gash a mighty Gash and smite any who comes between me and my Sausage Maiden...
A bold dwarf I see to protect the sausage Maiden I hail your valour.
You do me a great honour to hail my valour so I in turn hail your valour and bow to your chastity"Can you ride Sir dwarf? Are you accomplished with lance whilst in saddle? | |||
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"Well I am small
A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer?
I choose the Hammer of Ragnor...It shall gash a mighty Gash and smite any who comes between me and my Sausage Maiden...
A bold dwarf I see to protect the sausage Maiden I hail your valour.
You do me a great honour to hail my valour so I in turn hail your valour and bow to your chastity
Can you ride Sir dwarf? Are you accomplished with lance whilst in saddle? "My lance is never out of my hand whilst astride a steed...I have court orders to prove it... | |||
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"i shall be your dwarf(apparently if i was three inches shorter i would qualify)what say you mighty warrior, im not carrying your spare hose and codpiece though" We have saddles a plenty and behold many a lance and staff for your hand fine maiden. | |||
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"Well I am small
A dwarf you shall be then fine warrior do you choose axe for the gash or war hammer?
I choose the Hammer of Ragnor...It shall gash a mighty Gash and smite any who comes between me and my Sausage Maiden...
A bold dwarf I see to protect the sausage Maiden I hail your valour.
You do me a great honour to hail my valour so I in turn hail your valour and bow to your chastity
Can you ride Sir dwarf? Are you accomplished with lance whilst in saddle?
My lance is never out of my hand whilst astride a steed...I have court orders to prove it..."The court of Arthur is a fine establishment and I trust thee joined the line to deflower the fair Guinevere. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft?" Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within "Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows. (But you can call me 180 fer short) | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. " Then warrior thine shall be! Be prepared grab nearest shaft of power and ensure tools are fully charged for questing. | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. " can i duel laine,already my sabre of light is rising. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short) "oiy who you calling short,just cos im a dwarf | |||
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"good luck in your quest,brave elf. ps when the quest is over,and the natural balance,of earth and heaven, has been restored. any chance of a shag at the amazonian bird. "If thee slips ones rod of iron within the magic ring of power all is possible. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short) "Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal "so im just a short arse am i | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. can i duel laine,already my sabre of light is rising. "Have a care sir, I am wont to smite any shafts of power within an arm span of mine self. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short) oiy who you calling short,just cos im a dwarf"oh aye, the dwarves are getting rowdy already....typical beardies..... | |||
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"good luck in your quest,brave elf. ps when the quest is over,and the natural balance,of earth and heaven, has been restored. any chance of a shag at the amazonian bird. "Bring me my Bow of burning gold; Bring me my Arrows of desire: Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my Chariot of fire! I will not cease from Mental Fight, Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand: Till we have fucked the all of them, In England's green & pleasant Land | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal so im just a short arse am i"Err I only have one Amazonian Goddess outfit | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal "and verily have I sported with many a cunning stunt. | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. can i duel laine,already my sabre of light is rising.
Have a care sir, I am wont to smite any shafts of power within an arm span of mine self. "Be warned the shaft of Hummm that is powered by dark magic from the evil god Duracell is no match for the veined shaft of morning glory. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short) oiy who you calling short,just cos im a dwarfoh aye, the dwarves are getting rowdy already....typical beardies....."i will have you know sir that i have smote the whiskers from upon my chin only this evening,true they will be back before daylight but whats a poor wench to do when she has only a hazel switch,and no recourse to the magic brew that is called veet | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal
and verily have I sported with many a cunning stunt."Non your leather Goddess and thine strapon of destruction. | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. can i duel laine,already my sabre of light is rising.
Have a care sir, I am wont to smite any shafts of power within an arm span of mine self.
Be warned the shaft of Hummm that is powered by dark magic from the evil god Duracell is no match for the veined shaft of morning glory. "Not to worry my liege I have the power and might of the hitachi shaft. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal so im just a short arse am i
Err I only have one Amazonian Goddess outfit ""had" Georgy's just whipped it off me n purrit on ebay!  | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short) oiy who you calling short,just cos im a dwarfoh aye, the dwarves are getting rowdy already....typical beardies.....i will have you know sir that i have smote the whiskers from upon my chin only this evening,true they will be back before daylight but whats a poor wench to do when she has only a hazel switch,and no recourse to the magic brew that is called veet"Truly, thou art blind! Just use this "thread". | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short) oiy who you calling short,just cos im a dwarfoh aye, the dwarves are getting rowdy already....typical beardies.....i will have you know sir that i have smote the whiskers from upon my chin only this evening,true they will be back before daylight but whats a poor wench to do when she has only a hazel switch,and no recourse to the magic brew that is called veet
Truly, thou art blind! Just use this "thread"."what is this magic you talk of,i have heard of threading but thought it a myth | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. can i duel laine,already my sabre of light is rising.
Have a care sir, I am wont to smite any shafts of power within an arm span of mine self.
Be warned the shaft of Hummm that is powered by dark magic from the evil god Duracell is no match for the veined shaft of morning glory.
Not to worry my liege I have the power and might of the hitachi shaft."Jee bugger, nuffcheeks and hair of the daemon dragon of Dagenham it is a hard task to compete with the lightening shaft of hitachi! | |||
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"I'll be a warrior ... I'm a dab hand in a tussle. can i duel laine,already my sabre of light is rising.
Have a care sir, I am wont to smite any shafts of power within an arm span of mine self. "my prayer to thine lord of all that is just and mighty. please lord,smite laine once twice nay three times,with a shortness of arms. well in the least, shorter than my shaft of power. | |||
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"good luck in your quest,brave elf. ps when the quest is over,and the natural balance,of earth and heaven, has been restored. any chance of a shag at the amazonian bird.
Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!
I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have fucked the all of them,
In England's green & pleasant Land
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remove thine knickers,and prepare to receive,mine sabre thingy.
this wilst fulfill mine quest.
ps ist a gammy,a quest to far. | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal so im just a short arse am i
Err I only have one Amazonian Goddess outfit
"had" Georgy's just whipped it off me n purrit on ebay! "and didnt i make a pretty penny. Now then, what to do with your tupence..... | |||
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"anyone got a light shaft? Behold fair maiden we are strong of staff and long of reach take hold and feel the power within
Oi, what's with the maiden bit - for I am the Amazonian Goddess of the Arrows.
(But you can call me 180 fer short)
Many apologies Amazonian Goddess tine is far more stunning than a mere mortal so im just a short arse am i
Err I only have one Amazonian Goddess outfit
"had" Georgy's just whipped it off me n purrit on ebay! and didnt i make a pretty penny. Now then, what to do with your tupence....."praps you could just flick it and see if it comes heads or tails. | |||
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