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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cork bottled wine.. its too good to leave just half a bottle so it forces you to drink the entire thing as its too scrummy to waste...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod that get a screw top x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have vodka...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have vodka... "
since 7:40 am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have vodka... "

i quit i quit i surrender. Your stamina for alcohol consption bests mine

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I like vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck now my phone keypad is all moving around too haha

wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cork bottled wine.. its too good to leave just half a bottle so it forces you to drink the entire thing as its too scrummy to waste...

"

Invest in a Vacu-Vin - you'll never waste a drop again

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Someone once told me to freeze leftover wine in icecube trays for use in cooking....."leftover" wine....as if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's what u can do with the bottle after as well

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

use a sieve and some cheap kitchen towel to get the bits of cork out, or do you mean 'corked' as in it's gone off and not corked as in its got floaties in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... "
So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you..."
..yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me "

I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me

I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? "
...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me

I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo.. "

'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me

I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..

'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob "
well if you did have that good aim...then I'm hoping your names ann..or sue..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me

I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..

'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob well if you did have that good aim...then I'm hoping your names ann..or sue.. "

Close.....it's Angelina Susannah Fotheringay-Smythe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cider...around 5 gallons of it ..made it all up last year...don't think I,ll be drinking it all tonight thou... So sorry to interrupt - but you are wanted on the other thread - Blondie is after you.....yeah I know she wants to throw darts at me

I ll place myself between you and her and I ll catch the darts - any good? ...ahhh your too kind but I couldn't let u do that...well I could but what sorta man wud I be...tell you what if we get her to put some ink on them maybe she could give me a new tattoo..

'kin 'ell Lex, where should I aim.....you kinda look totally tatted to me and I ain't got that good an aim to get me name down your knob well if you did have that good aim...then I'm hoping your names ann..or sue..

Close.....it's Angelina Susannah Fotheringay-Smythe "
..better just go for a.s.f.s...then..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Will it stretch out??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it stretch out?????? "
..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like vodka"
vodka and puppies dont mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but vodka and pussy cats do

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s..."

Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...

Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago "
oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but vodka and pussy cats do"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...

Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time.. "

Tarquin, you complete cunt, you owe me 1800 years of maintenance......it comes to 20 shillings and thrupence you bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...

Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time..

Tarquin, you complete cunt, you owe me 1800 years of maintenance......it comes to 20 shillings and thrupence you bastard "
..how about I give you a bottle of cider and let you throw some darts at me and we,ll call it quits...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Will it stretch out?????? ..not that far it won't....I've been trying for years to stretch it out ..I guess we could go for small letters...if the initials were done big when it was erect it wouldn't look to good when it wasn't as I could well have a.s.s. on my cock rather than a.s.f.s...

Think I'm going to have to inspect said organ....have to say tho' that if you are the actual Devil, then I'm not allowed within 100m of you due to the restraining order you took out on me some years ago oh my god the ex wife you caught up with me after all this time..

Tarquin, you complete cunt, you owe me 1800 years of maintenance......it comes to 20 shillings and thrupence you bastard ..how about I give you a bottle of cider and let you throw some darts at me and we,ll call it quits... "

2 bottles and 9 darts.....keep outta the black and into the red, nothing in this game for 2 in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I. thourght at least 2 in a bed was the whole idea of this site..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I. thourght at least 2 in a bed was the whole idea of this site.. "

Really???? Isn't this mumsnet?????

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