FabSwingers.com forum: I must be a proper swinger.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only If I can pop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been swinging 14 years.

I STILL don't have a hot tub.

This is unfair.

I'll be round presently

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Only If I can pop it

Bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only If I can pop it

Bad girl

I like the sound of the air whizzing out

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Only If I can pop it

Bad girl

I like the sound of the air whizzing out

Pervert

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Only If I can pop it

How very dare you. You can sit in it with your norks bobbing on the surface

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've been swinging 14 years.

I STILL don't have a hot tub.

This is unfair.

I'll be round presently

That would be spot on.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Only If I can pop it

Bad girl

I like the sound of the air whizzing out

Pervert

Don’t encourage her

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

I'm a 'sexy beauty', so can i join in?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m a crap swinger...... I’d still like to get in your hot tub though

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Ooh I love a little hot tub action

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

I'm a 'sexy beauty', so can i join in?

By definition of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Nice fantasy but its not going to happen tho is it.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

No hot tub here and no plans to get one. Also not a single frond of pampas grass to be seen. Guess that means we aren't proper swingers and should give up now

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Nice fantasy but its not going to happen tho is it."

Lots of friendships and meetings are generated from forum interactions.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m a crap swinger...... I’d still like to get in your hot tub though

We can learn and improve together

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Nice fantasy but its not going to happen tho is it."

Very true, however there’s a lot of bubbles to try and burst.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No hot tub here and no plans to get one. Also not a single frond of pampas grass to be seen. Guess that means we aren't proper swingers and should give up now

Don’t be hasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a foot spa count?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Nice fantasy but its not going to happen tho is it.

Lots of friendships and meetings are generated from forum interactions."

I know fancy a fun flight of fancy generating some light hearted fun and chat. It’ll never catch on will it.

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

We got a tub 5 yrs ago love it ...house rules naked lol... da law ..

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Does a foot spa count? "

Haha. Do you put those little fish in it

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Can't beat a good hot tub

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've been swinging 14 years.

I STILL don't have a hot tub.

This is unfair.

I'll be round presently

Do you have pampas grass ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as yet no, I need to upgrade maybe

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Who got free lap for my little bottom

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Not as yet no, I need to upgrade maybe "

Click 'reply and quote' so we know who you are replying to

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who got free lap for my little bottom

(Cough). Ill keep you steady with a firm grip of your ass too.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Who got free lap for my little bottom

(Cough). Ill keep you steady with a firm grip of your ass too. "

You don't want me sliding off

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Who got free lap for my little bottom

(Cough). Ill keep you steady with a firm grip of your ass too.

You don't want me sliding off

Hell no,the bubbles will go up your nose

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who got free lap for my little bottom

(Cough). Ill keep you steady with a firm grip of your ass too.

You don't want me sliding off

You'll be sliding on something.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Who got free lap for my little bottom

(Cough). Ill keep you steady with a firm grip of your ass too.

You don't want me sliding off

Hell no,the bubbles will go up your nose

I might slip something pop in my mouth

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We have a hot tub. A freebie as my dad bought a proper one. Ours has been unused since September I think

. We have work to do in garden so it will be emptied, cleaned & re-filled...

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come and sit by the jets!

or um... on them.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as yet no, I need to upgrade maybe

Click 'reply and quote' so we know who you are replying to

Will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs a froth of cum and pubes to be a proper Swingers hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Is it framed by Pampas grass??

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"It needs a froth of cum and pubes to be a proper Swingers hot tub.

Oh god. I gagged on my rice cake then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It needs a froth of cum and pubes to be a proper Swingers hot tub.

Oh god. I gagged on my rice cake then

Rice cakes aren't edible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Won’t your Nan’s carpet get wet with all the splashing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It needs a froth of cum and pubes to be a proper Swingers hot tub.

Yes! Reason why I never use them at a party or spa.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Won’t your Nan’s carpet get wet with all the splashing?

It’s ok I put the rubber sheets down. Jump in.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Is it framed by Pampas grass??

Just planted it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It needs a froth of cum and pubes to be a proper Swingers hot tub.

You get special tablets for the cum froth.

Not for the hot tub. You swallow them and it stops the gag reflex.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I come and sit by the jets!

or um... on them."

You can even sit on me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who got free lap for my little bottom

I certainly do.

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Me!

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Are hot tubs the new pampas grass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve bought a hot tub.

It’s bloody marvellous.

Now I just need a bevy of sexy beauties to join me in it.

Won’t your Nan’s carpet get wet with all the splashing?

It’s ok I put the rubber sheets down. Jump in.

If I jumped in you would have a tsunami Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dread to consider the heating costs, so don't have 1.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me! "

Hello there. Will you be wanting a lifeguard on duty at all

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm in!"

I think you’ll find there’s a spot here for you. Do you have a blue cozzie although you won’t need it for long.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I join ? "

Of course, although you have to wear a swimming cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you plant a pampus grass in your front garden?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I dread to consider the heating costs, so don't have 1. "

I think it will soon warm up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you got a film cum scum on it yet?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Have you got a film cum scum on it yet? "

3 inch deep

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in!

I think you’ll find there’s a spot here for you. Do you have a blue cozzie although you won’t need it for long.

Um.... I don't

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It needs a froth of cum and pubes to be a proper Swingers hot tub.

If I provide the cum, you're gonna have to chuck in a few pubes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I dread to consider the heating costs, so don't have 1. "

She's a tight arse ^

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