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"Any one fancy meeting up tonight lots of fun  xx"thought you was going to pleasures? | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol" oh i see | |||
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"We're u from babe xx" hell!  | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol" Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all "There is just no keeping you still, is there? | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?"I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain  | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain "This way, Madam, you are not getting better quickly - having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!  | |||
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"We're u from babe xxhell! "You lie we've never seen you there 
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l- | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain This way, Madam, you are not getting better quickly - having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke! "Well I'm here with a fem-freshed fanny, but unfortunately all the local guys are relatives or married to relatives or prefer sheep.....looks like it's the butternut squash and parsnip before I make my soup for supper  | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain This way, Madam, you are not getting better quickly - having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
Well I'm here with a fem-freshed fanny, but unfortunately all the local guys are relatives or married to relatives or prefer sheep.....looks like it's the butternut squash and parsnip before I make my soup for supper "I ll never be able to look at said soups in the same light again Would you like me to send you some male company? | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke! "not 3 days after a vasectomy its not...  | |||
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"We're u from babe xxhell! You lie we've never seen you there
* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-"It's a big place, | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... "There is another skill I could apply to help? | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?"its fine now thanks... was 21 yr ago.. more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol  | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
"Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-) | |||
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" It's a big place, "You clearly know? | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain This way, Madam, you are not getting better quickly - having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
Well I'm here with a fem-freshed fanny, but unfortunately all the local guys are relatives or married to relatives or prefer sheep.....looks like it's the butternut squash and parsnip before I make my soup for supper I ll never be able to look at said soups in the same light again Would you like me to send you some male company?"Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?"Been there, done that, pissed on the coals | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain This way, Madam, you are not getting better quickly - having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
Well I'm here with a fem-freshed fanny, but unfortunately all the local guys are relatives or married to relatives or prefer sheep.....looks like it's the butternut squash and parsnip before I make my soup for supper I ll never be able to look at said soups in the same light again Would you like me to send you some male company?
Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet "You put a new meaning to the term "vegetarian" | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all "tut lol | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)"whisper what it is.. no one is listening | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals "I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
"Has to be demonstrated!! | |||
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"Yer but no one fancied it do just looking for meet now lol Oi! I said I'd come if you came picked me up......sure it should only take you about 6 hours to get here.....
Bloody timewasters, I've just wiped me fanny an'all There is just no keeping you still, is there?
I figured by the time he got here from Maidstone the valium, wine, voltarol and co-codamol would have kicked in and I'd be feeling no pain This way, Madam, you are not getting better quickly - having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
Well I'm here with a fem-freshed fanny, but unfortunately all the local guys are relatives or married to relatives or prefer sheep.....looks like it's the butternut squash and parsnip before I make my soup for supper I ll never be able to look at said soups in the same light again Would you like me to send you some male company?
Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet You put a new meaning to the term "vegetarian" "Only veggie cos Tesco* had no ham hocks tonight.... *other supermarkets are available | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!"Was rather hoping you would say that.. | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there "Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... | |||
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" Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet You put a new meaning to the term "vegetarian" "Do veggies swallow? Something I always wanted to know | |||
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" Ooh yes please, it's too late for the butternut squash, but haven't managed to DP with the parsnip yet You put a new meaning to the term "vegetarian"
Do veggies swallow?
Something I always wanted to know"This veggie does, and I've got a Swallow charm on my bracelet to prove it.....always fun explaining my charm bracelet to vanillas | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... "Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. "Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride"you called me young!! loves you allready..
stirrups and saddle all shined up and glistening.. | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him"Yeah, it was me persistently trying to get him and various succubi and incubbi into my bed got him to take me to court.....all I got now is Lexicon Devil's avatar to drool over | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him"You both talking about me? | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride
you called me young!!
loves you allready..
stirrups and saddle all shined up and glistening.."LMAO - I was not going to dom you - but hey if thats what you fancy we can include a wee bit of that | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?"Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-) | |||
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" having said that good sex can be a very effective pain relief. No joke!
not 3 days after a vasectomy its not... There is another skill I could apply to help?
its fine now thanks...
was 21 yr ago..
more than happy for you to assist in solidarity lol
Well even better then - fully functioning... I can apply said skills?;-)
whisper what it is..
no one is listening
Has to be demonstrated!!
Was rather hoping you would say that.. Get ready, young man - prepare for the ride
you called me young!!
loves you allready..
stirrups and saddle all shined up and glistening..LMAO - I was not going to dom you - but hey if thats what you fancy we can include a wee bit of that"bit of switching now and then is good for the soul.. | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)"You should both know by now, I don't do subtle  | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle "And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle | |||
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" bit of switching now and then is good for the soul.." Errr... I was more referring to the physical matters but if your soul is involved.... well...;-) | |||
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"Oi oi lol U r both gorgeous would love both of you in my bed" Are you talking to Pablo? | |||
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" bit of switching now and then is good for the soul.. Errr... I was more referring to the physical matters but if your soul is involved.... well...;-)" | |||
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"Oi oi lol U r both gorgeous would love both of you in my bedAre you talking to Pablo? "kin hope so, too young for me ty.. | |||
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"What's your youngest then xx"not really comfortable being winked at ty.. | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle"Call me quality street I'm made for sharing | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle
Call me quality street
I'm made for sharing "That d be a good profile name I reckon... | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle"Look Pablo, me and Aphrodite have virtual arm-wrestled over you, we've had a space invader game (I'm a bit behind with this technology malarkey) and we've tossed................ a coin.....yep we're up for a mff but you need to come to us......if you set off now, you'll get Aphrodite in maybe 3 hours then it's only another 3 and a bit to mine.....I've only got one fem fresh left and me curtains are a bit stiff, but I'm sure I can beat some flexibility into them, so text me when you're half an hour away......laters babe | |||
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"Oi oi lol U r both gorgeous would love both of you in my bed" If you're talking to me, I offered ages ago and you set off another half a dozen threads I do have my pride you know | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle
Look Pablo, me and Aphrodite have virtual arm-wrestled over you, we've had a space invader game (I'm a bit behind with this technology malarkey) and we've tossed................
a coin.....yep we're up for a mff but you need to come to us......if you set off now, you'll get Aphrodite in maybe 3 hours then it's only another 3 and a bit to mine.....I've only got one fem fresh left and me curtains are a bit stiff, but I'm sure I can beat some flexibility into them, so text me when you're half an hour away......laters babe"Reckon Pablo is up to all that? Femfresh and stuff? | |||
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" It's a big place, You clearly know?
Been there, done that, pissed on the coals I always maintained that I wanted to go to hell one day - most of my friends would join me there
Loads of folk say I'll never get to heaven, but that arsewipe Satan has had a restraining order against me for fecking years.... Come on, you and I know that we both fancy him
You both talking about me?
Jeeze how long does it take for a man to notice that two women are fighting over him....;-)
You should both know by now, I don't do subtle And you should know that neither of us WANT subtle
Look Pablo, me and Aphrodite have virtual arm-wrestled over you, we've had a space invader game (I'm a bit behind with this technology malarkey) and we've tossed................
a coin.....yep we're up for a mff but you need to come to us......if you set off now, you'll get Aphrodite in maybe 3 hours then it's only another 3 and a bit to mine.....I've only got one fem fresh left and me curtains are a bit stiff, but I'm sure I can beat some flexibility into them, so text me when you're half an hour away......laters babe"On my way, put the kettle on and the champagne on ice | |||
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" On my way, put the kettle on and the champagne on ice" Champagne....is that the same as the Nebuchadnezzer of Lambrini that I've got????? | |||
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another fine thread.
I came here because of the op's other threads and I have to say, never before have I laughed so so much @ a hijacked thread, where the op flits-in with a corker of a post (unknowingly of course).
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