FabSwingers.com forum: Stick to the thread...

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It seems that no one can read the OP or stick to a thread without deviation (I guess we’re all deviants at heart, so that’s understandable), so here’s a thread for folks to just amble through their stream of consciousness, splash in the pool of reflection and swim in the sea of thought

Post away idlings...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My dogs on my knee and I’m really comfy but I need to pee.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I should get something to eat

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My dogs on my knee and I’m really comfy but I need to pee. "

My OP won’t have helped that...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I should get something to eat"

I’ve just eaten. None for me thanks

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am missing a cuddle as I watch crap on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finshed some public raceing trying hard not to attempt the mythical 7.691 as I can’t be bothered loseing the next 4-5 days off my life 15 hours a day and not get it once again

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Watching Top Gear, now want a Alpine Sunbeam

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm going to run myself a hot Radox and have a wallow while I listen to music.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Weather looks promising for next week. Bring on the sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some can read the OP. The basic reading comprehension is quite low though.

Reminds me of pissed up people talking shit. And a few sober people trying to have an intelligent conversation but the pissed ones butting in and thinking they are hilarious.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Might paint the fence tomorrow

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I just put the heating on and now i'm sat in my living room listening Joe Coker and it feels cosy and relaxing with ambience light on only

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I really should hide the apple tart, but it’s too good, crunchy apples still with a hint of sour and the lightest pastry

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I can’t remember if I’ve taken my tablet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banannas arent really bananna's they were all wiped out during a plague called the panama plague. the bananna flavour used in most things is derived from a type of bananna calles the gros michell modern bananna's are a crossbreed of a completely different bananna resistant to the disease called a cavendish genetically resistant to what is known as the panama plague.

its the most random bit of knowledge i know and i dont even know where i learned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost really was a good show.... I’m enjoying watching it again. Gets too much hate

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Some can read the OP. The basic reading comprehension is quite low though.

Reminds me of pissed up people talking shit. And a few sober people trying to have an intelligent conversation but the pissed ones butting in and thinking they are hilarious."

Around about Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds lush

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Banannas arent really bananna's they were all wiped out during a plague called the panama plague. the bananna flavour used in most things is derived from a type of bananna calles the gros michell modern bananna's are a crossbreed of a completely different bananna resistant to the disease called a cavendish genetically resistant to what is known as the panama plague.

its the most random bit of knowledge i know and i dont even know where i learned it"

All bananas are clones and don’t contain seeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just collected 8 flowers 4 balls of string 4 logs of cherry wood and 4 flax plants and just going to hand hand in for my quest rewards at the spring festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the most random bit of knowledge i know and i dont even know where i learned it"

Well, I did not know this!I've now learned two things today, that and how to spell bannana, banaana, ba.....FUCK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems that no one can read the OP or stick to a thread without deviation (I guess we’re all deviants at heart, so that’s understandable), so here’s a thread for folks to just amble through their stream of consciousness, splash in the pool of reflection and swim in the sea of thought

Post away idlings..."

To deep for me , in out

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

One more glass of wine before bed.....shall I, shouldn’t I?

Ah sod it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a week off and loads of ideas on good shit to do. Usually I wake up on the first day and can't think of a single thing as my mind goes blank. Then I feel unsatisfied and unfulfilled.

So tonight I'm going tom relax, get a bit squiffy and write a to do list and weekly plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having cravings for pineapple juice but only have orange. What to do.

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

Just remembered I bought a box of Maltesers, unfortunately I can’t remember where I put them. Fab isn’t helping the search

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm having cravings for pineapple juice but only have orange. What to do. "

Play club Tropicana by wham whilst drinking orange juice and I swear on pain or death it’ll taste like pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im exhausted, but scared to go to sleep again because nightmares.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Bath water needs topping up. Need a sub to turn on the taps and bring me a drink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be Deirdre now Lorraine has gone

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"im exhausted, but scared to go to sleep again because nightmares.

Px "

Come here, let me stroke your hair little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im exhausted, but scared to go to sleep again because nightmares.

Come here, let me stroke your hair little one

yes please.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not to self don't drink prosecco on a school night.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I've got a headache.

I want to eat my kids easter egg.

Do penguins have knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a wanker I'm a wanker I'm a wanker yes I am

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Why do I keep reading threads on here when I've got more important thing to do?

Why is everyone banging on about Line of Duty? Is it really that good? Never seen it..

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Waiting for my washing machine to finish

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Trying to work up the enthusiasm to switch the TV off and go to bed (recording Line of Duty and trying to get through Midsomer Murders)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having cravings for pineapple juice but only have orange. What to do.

Play club Tropicana by wham whilst drinking orange juice and I swear on pain or death it’ll taste like pineapple juice

I am doing this and SO holding you to this!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've just finished the work I should have finished on Friday but didn't finish because I kept being asked to do things to solve other people's cock ups. I'm listening to 50s/60s rock n roll and chilling in vest and knickers now

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

You

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

You

You make everything about me you rampant perve

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

But if people post their idle thoughts that means they've read the OP...

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"But if people post their idle thoughts that means they've read the OP...

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

Ducks

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

Ducks"

Penguins knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should really stop biting my nails

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"But if people post their idle thoughts that means they've read the OP...

Paradox. The fact that you’ve asked that proves that you’ve not answered the OP correctly, thereby proving my post in which case, you can’t answer the post correctly...

Or the number green

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

Ducks

Penguins knees"

If you’d just look at the diagrams, I can answer that comprehensively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- 'country file' is on the television... the remote control is out of leaning reach,

Country file it is.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Anyone fancy massaging my aching legs?

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"- 'country file' is on the television... the remote control is out of leaning reach,

Country file it is.

Hey, it was useful today. I learned there's a bunch of places you can hire off-road scooters for those of us who can't trek up hill and down dale. I had no idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to slow down when cornering n not hit the kerb n blow a tyre lesson for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- 'country file' is on the television... the remote control is out of leaning reach,

Country file it is.

Hey, it was useful today. I learned there's a bunch of places you can hire off-road scooters for those of us who can't trek up hill and down dale. I had no idea!"

Haha this is about canal wildlife... i think its a old one

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I just took some pics of my bum and now I'm sad.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Anyone fancy massaging my aching legs?

Mrs"

You do my shoulders, I'll do your legs.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Yeah but what is the thread about OP, I'm confused

Ducks

Penguins knees

If you’d just look at the diagrams, I can answer that comprehensively"

Stop ruining my life!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"- 'country file' is on the television... the remote control is out of leaning reach,

Country file it is.

Hey, it was useful today. I learned there's a bunch of places you can hire off-road scooters for those of us who can't trek up hill and down dale. I had no idea!

Haha this is about canal wildlife... i think its a old one"

I caught part of the one on BBC1 earlier. No lie, it was a revelation! I'm going out and hiring an off-road scooty thing ASAP so we can go up on the hills and stuff. I'm good with my manual chair off-road, but only on flat, reasonably dry ground. I'll deign to scoot instead

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"Lost really was a good show.... I’m enjoying watching it again. Gets too much hate"

I think the last series ruined it for most people. I still like it though.

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