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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In this thread we will doff our hats Metaphorically speaking of course to all the things that need doffing.

First doff goes to the inventor of cats eyes, without him how would we know where the middle of the road is when it’s dark, thank you sir.

John Logie Television for inventing the beard, without him there would be no F&B and men would have cold chins.

The first person to invent ‘years’, so we can sell calendars, probably against incredible peer pressure. ‘This is my 24th Winter !’ ‘No one gives a fuck Philip just keep picking berries, while us women get the woolly mammoth in for tea!’

The Inventor of Minty shower gels for the tingly sensation on my plums, thank you sir/ madam.

The inventor of the teabag, so when you keep dunking it in your brew, you can yell ‘Tell me everything you know, where are the codes and who sent you!’

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must disagree on the mint shower gel comment. First time I used that on my lady region I nearly jumped out of my skin... It burned!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


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This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up."

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The Inventor if the internet, god bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Inventor if the internet, god bless him"

Bernie Winters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up.

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Bye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up."

People don’t like to think Meli, I’ve accepted this in the lounge, but my threads are here for future generations to see, I know they won’t be appreciated in my lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I must disagree on the mint shower gel comment. First time I used that on my lady region I nearly jumped out of my skin... It burned!"

Sorry to here that, maybe try some hummus to ease the stinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up.

People don’t like to think Meli, I’ve accepted this in the lounge, but my threads are here for future generations to see, I know they won’t be appreciated in my lifetime. "

I appreciate you

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Whoever invented inventions deserves the most thanks.

Without him or her nothing would ever have been invented.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

There I was thinking it was going to be a pic challenge having to wear a hat ! I already had a hat in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up.

People don’t like to think Meli, I’ve accepted this in the lounge, but my threads are here for future generations to see, I know they won’t be appreciated in my lifetime.

I appreciate you "

Thank you

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'd like to nominate Dr Thomas Midgley Jr under the Darwin Awards catagory. 1921 - invented leaded petrol. 1921 through 1925 - illness through lead poisoning from his work in inventing and promoting leaded petrol. In the years since, up to the banning of leaded petrol in most countries during the 1980's, responsible for premature death of millions due to lead poisoning.

Late 1920's through 1930's - worked on development of new coolant gases for use in refrigeration, resulting in invention of CFC's. These subsequently widely used in aerosol sprays etc resulting in invention of the ozone hole and millions of skin cancer cases.

1944 - after becoming disabled due to polio, invented a hoist system to be able to lift himself out of bed. November 2nd 1944, got tangled in the ropes of the hoist system and died of strangulation.

So hats off to Dr Midgley, whose third great invention saved the world from any possibility of his fourth or fifth inventions...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I appreciated whoever invented bras. Quick Google says Herminie Cadolle. Without her scaffolding know how my knees would be perma-bruised from my boobs hitting them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up.

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He invented the Hokey Cokey ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to nominate Dr Thomas Midgley Jr under the Darwin Awards catagory. 1921 - invented leaded petrol. 1921 through 1925 - illness through lead poisoning from his work in inventing and promoting leaded petrol. In the years since, up to the banning of leaded petrol in most countries during the 1980's, responsible for premature death of millions due to lead poisoning.

Late 1920's through 1930's - worked on development of new coolant gases for use in refrigeration, resulting in invention of CFC's. These subsequently widely used in aerosol sprays etc resulting in invention of the ozone hole and millions of skin cancer cases.

1944 - after becoming disabled due to polio, invented a hoist system to be able to lift himself out of bed. November 2nd 1944, got tangled in the ropes of the hoist system and died of strangulation.

So hats off to Dr Midgley, whose third great invention saved the world from any possibility of his fourth or fifth inventions..."

Thank you, very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I appreciated whoever invented bras. Quick Google says Herminie Cadolle. Without her scaffolding know how my knees would be perma-bruised from my boobs hitting them.

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Some men wouldn’t be thanking her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say Alexander Fleming helped us all out a great deal too. Although ironically, he (and all the other inventors who improved our chances of survival) contributed to the overpopulation of our planet too, which isn't necessarily a good thing.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"The Inventor if the internet, god bless him

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Bernie Winters "

I remember Bernie Winters & his dog schnawbits.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Inventor if the internet, god bless him

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Bernie Winters

I remember Bernie Winters & his dog schnawbits.

Cal"

Amazingly talented man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Inventor if the internet, god bless him

----

Bernie Winters

I remember Bernie Winters & his dog schnawbits.

Cal

Amazingly talented man."

Just a shame he had to murder his brother before he was noticed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Doffing of il capello to the person who invented punctuation!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Doffing of il capello to the person who invented punctuation!"

Giving many a Fab educator hours of fun, correcting people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joseph Fry. The creater of chocolate as we know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person who invented flip flops..

The freeness of being barefoot without the pain that can be caused by walking barefoot across gravel or hot sand..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I never did spy interrogation with tea bags. But now I will.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


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This is the sort of comment every thread not about sycophancy needs. It's so noble of you Sigma, well done for stepping up.

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Shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joseph Fry. The creater of chocolate as we know it. "

Did you know that Fry's Turkish Delight was named after his lover from Constantinople?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never did spy interrogation with tea bags. But now I will. "

You should, it’s got me through 3 lockdowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doff my cap to the Cyanide process. Invented around 1913 it's the process of extracting gold from mined ore. Apparently responsible for the exponential growth in international trade?

Admittedly this led to super powers and cataclysmic events, but omelettes, eggs and all that.....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I doff my cap to Joseph Childs (1792 - 1843) the inventor of children. Without which the human race would become extinct and coffee farmers, manufacturers and shops would go out of business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever invented custard doughnuts deserves a knighthood

Honestly, putting custard inside is genius.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"The Inventor if the internet, god bless him

Bernie Winters "

Tim Berners Lee, and his dog Schnorbitz.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"First doff goes to the inventor of cats eyes, without him how would we know where the middle of the road is when it’s dark, thank you sir. "

The guy who invented cats eyes was inspired by driving at night once and his headlights shone into the eyes of a cat and it gave him that wonderful idea.

If the cat had been facing the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I never did spy interrogation with tea bags. But now I will.

You should, it’s got me through 3 lockdowns "
no, mr brook bond, I expect you to die

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never did spy interrogation with tea bags. But now I will.

You should, it’s got me through 3 lockdowns no, mr brook bond, I expect you to die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appreciate the person who invented kinder Bueno !

If you are reading that matey, I appreciate you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate the person who invented kinder Bueno !

If you are reading that matey, I appreciate you xx"

You're welcome xx

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

ooeva fort up schpel chekker, ey duff me cap two yoo

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