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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......"

I'll be in space watching the planet burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxidermy

Going to haunt someone from the corner of their living room

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't mind as long as there's a party to celebrate my life. Maybe cremate me and everyone smoke my ashes

R

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I won't really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wont matter.

be to dead to worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up in smoke with Disco inferno playing as the curtains close

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If it were an option I really couldn't care less if I were put in a bin bag and taken to the tip and have told my family so, it's the living me that matters not the dead one.

Of the options available though I suspect cremation will be it

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Taxidermy

Going to haunt someone from the corner of their living room "

Love this as long as everyone has have a shot at me scaring the shit out of them haha

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be melted into plastic and 3D printed into little articulated actions figures of myself, to be handed out to my friends and family.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

One of ma ex bosses said that he would like to be buried and an oak tree sapling planted on his grave so that all his energy and charisma would be absorbed as the tree grew. I said that's a good idea, all the dogs can cock their leg up against you then and tell you what they think

It's a good job we got on well, as I got a promotion a couple of weeks later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......

I'll be in space watching the planet burn "

In the restaurant at the end of the universe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a tree planted over some symbolically spread ashes. A silver birch.

Interiors donated, whatever is of use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......

I'll be in space watching the planet burn "

In the dim and distant future we all will.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up in smoke

Have you seen the price of burial plots?

Although the cat might eat a fair chunk of me before i'm found

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Burnt then a tree to grow from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burnt then a tree to grow from me. "

Snap. Have you seen those special pods?

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I’ll be stoking the boilers below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......"

So I have any other choices?

Death better come prepared for me, cause I’ll be Challenging him to “best 3out of 5”. I am not going quietly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be cremated and then mixed in a pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be cremated and then mixed in a pie."

There’s that ‘myth’ about Bob Marley isn’t there. ?

Had his ashes put in a joint and passed amongst his friends. Or something similar.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Burnt then a tree to grow from me.

Snap. Have you seen those special pods?"
I saw a cardboard coffin for £300 and I thought ‘it’s a bloody cardboard box!’ (Old Gittery at work)

Maybe just the garden and au naturelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......

I'll be in space watching the planet burn

In the restaurant at the end of the universe?"
exactly. I think it's a KFC.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Been Greek Orthodox our churches believe that cremation is wrong in the eyes of god and some may refuse to carry out the service.As I am not overly religious I leave it for those who are left to decide.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Burnt and scattered for me. I don’t want any final resting place that anyone feels obliged to visit or maintain.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"So will you be going up in smoke or in a deep hole in the ground......

I'll be in space watching the planet burn

In the dim and distant future we all will.

Mr"

If the clever people in glasses have got their maths right you should have that to look forward to in around 4 trillion years time.....

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My family think I'm joking but I am going to have my skeleton preserved and delivered to them. I'll arrange a supply of outfits to dress my bones in, Mrs Santa for Xmas, Easter bunny, you know, the usual. Personally I think it's an awesome idea...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m going to be donated to science so big titted students can study my magical tally whacker

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"My family think I'm joking but I am going to have my skeleton preserved and delivered to them. I'll arrange a supply of outfits to dress my bones in, Mrs Santa for Xmas, Easter bunny, you know, the usual. Personally I think it's an awesome idea... "

In theory sounds great till the family dog starts burying parts of you here there and everywhere

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