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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.

Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You're NOT Christian Grey.... He's not real

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

we wish people would stop giving the dick heads tips

as it is its easy to spot them

if you help them it only makes it harder for all the good ones to shine through

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Aww come on, it's like shooting fish in a barrel otherwise

No pics in rugby shirts

Or holding a fish, the chicks don't dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Placing hand held remote controls, toilet rolls, small deodorant cans, fruit, dildo's and posting them to couples doesn't impress, it only amuses them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why give them hints? I thought all women liked getting 50 emails a day with 'Hey' as the subject line and 'fncy a shag innint?' in the message along with a cock pic.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool "

How will they be able to read what you've written?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool

How will they be able to read what you've written? "

Ask an adult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool

How will they be able to read what you've written?

Ask an adult "

On here???

You're joking!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Noone said it was easy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.

Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?"
Hopeless n clueless are negative terms, if you are referring to people who may need a bit of guidance, with little experience, or first time profile writers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank god I am a woman ............... there would be no hope if I had to write a lot on a profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you be well educated and 'descrete', it isn't in my dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you be well educated and 'descrete', it isn't in my dictionary."
maybe they meant "desecrated"?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"How can you be well educated and 'descrete', it isn't in my dictionary.maybe they meant "desecrated"? "

Desiccated?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"How can you be well educated and 'descrete', it isn't in my dictionary.maybe they meant "desecrated"?

Desiccated?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One line about how you can lick pussy for hours is enough surely oh and a cock pix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.

Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?Hopeless n clueless are negative terms, if you are referring to people who may need a bit of guidance, with little experience, or first time profile writers?

"

Nope, I meant the hopeless and clueless. Those who should know better but don't. Those who ask for advice then insult those who give good answers. The ones who already know everything but ask questions anyway and then get arsey, or claim it was just to wind us up, when told things they don't want to hear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One line about how you can lick pussy for hours is enough surely oh and a cock pix "

How about a second line saying I really can breathe through my ears? Please say you'd shag me then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One line about how you can lick pussy for hours is enough surely oh and a cock pix "

I tried licking my pussy for hours but I got a hairball and she went off to catch a mouse. Why would a pic of my rooster be of interest? Granted he is a lovely bantam but still.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"1. If you can't spell "professional", (or use a dictionary or spell checker), you probably aren't one.

Any tips you would like to give the hopeless and the clueless?Hopeless n clueless are negative terms, if you are referring to people who may need a bit of guidance, with little experience, or first time profile writers?

Nope, I meant the hopeless and clueless. Those who should know better but don't. Those who ask for advice then insult those who give good answers. The ones who already know everything but ask questions anyway and then get arsey, or claim it was just to wind us up, when told things they don't want to hear.

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ahhhhh i get ya, but arent good answers subjective? and with all due respect, some people are very easy to wind up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

True, but the guy who inspired this was another of the "it's still school holidays, right?" brigade!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"True, but the guy who inspired this was another of the "it's still school holidays, right?" brigade!"
think a lot of em have sussed out the forums tbh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

•Add a picture.....yes that may mean buying a camera or upgrading your nokia 3210.

•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)

•Dont picture your cock against a sky remote control.......that's so last week, try a bottle instead

Sit back and watch the messages pile in

Go get em champ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)"

Those were my glory years, darn you! I'm on meths now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)

Those were my glory years, darn you! I'm on meths now. "
classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't write 'If there is anything you need to know, just ask'. Because nobody ever will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"•Say a little about yourself..... (dont mention the messy divorce followed by 3 yrs in a rancid bedsit drinking cheap vodka)

Those were my glory years, darn you! I'm on meths now. classy bird "

Damned right!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Learn to read dont just look at the pictures this isnt playschool "

aha!! classic misdirection.

if there's words,and pictures,the words automatically become optional.

ps bring your own putty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of moaning about Sydney Uni - fuck em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may not be Christian Grey but you sure as hell ain't Anastasia Steele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't write 'If there is anything you need to know, just ask'. Because nobody ever will. "
damn it. I cant help being a pedant.

Just cos no one will ask doesnt mean its pointless to suggest that someone could ask.

I hope that made sence.... After a 3rd review im still not sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't write 'If there is anything you need to know, just ask'. Because nobody ever will. damn it. I cant help being a pedant.

Just cos no one will ask doesnt mean its pointless to suggest that someone could ask.

I hope that made sence.... After a 3rd review im still not sure..."

naaa yer right, it's nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send a message asking what you up to today, read the status and lets face it if they can't read that, there is no hope for them reading the profile is there

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Don't send messages with hi as the title and just a full stop as the message text and get annoyed when you get bye as s reply!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't assume that being new to swinging will initiate a flood of offers to break you in to things. Whilst honesty is the best policy, some things are better left unsaid, such as why 2 of your wives death's have left you held in custody for long periods. If you're using Fab from prison, telling us that you're away on a long vacation will excite us, imagining your wonderful tan, and the great times you must be having on that beach sipping cocktails - we'll wish we were with you for the next one. We won't give our address yet, so won't be expecting post cards that would bust your scam.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

god.....reading this thread makes me wonder why anyone would bother!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you feel the need to type the words 'why can't I get any meets?' - don't!!!!

Pause, take a quick check of your profile content - and seriously think about whether 'you' would want to meet 'you'?

And when the answer 'not in a million years!!!' jumps into your head - you've answered your original question!!

Oh - and get someone else to take your profile pics - holding your iPhone at 'that' angle really doesn't make your knob look bigger !!

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