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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

.....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably yours.

Your left leg had been created to be humped by men disguised in dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None..yawn

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Probably yours.

Your left leg had been created to be humped by men disguised in dogs"

To be fair I’ve had my fair share of lipsticks on my left leg

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Probably yours.

Your left leg had been created to be humped by men disguised in dogs"

^ His . I'd be near those gorgeous feet of his

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"were*"

where?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"None..yawn

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably yours.

Your left leg had been created to be humped by men disguised in dogs

^ His . I'd be near those gorgeous feet of his

They are pretty aren't they ?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Probably yours.

Your left leg had been created to be humped by men disguised in dogs

^ His . I'd be near those gorgeous feet of his

Would you piss on his shoes though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"were*"

This

. Especially after his comment earlier!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm a lady

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"were*

This

. Especially after his comment earlier!

Answer the question woman

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

If I was a dog the first thing I’d do is lick my own knackers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm a lady "

Ok, who’s leg would you rub your fanny on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"were*

This

. Especially after his comment earlier!

Answer the question woman

I’ve no idea. It’s a daft question

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a lady

Ok, who’s leg would you rub your fanny on?

Yours

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Estragon's, 'cos it's right near him bum

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Read in the tune of Beyoncé and it sounded far nicer...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"were*

This

. Especially after his comment earlier!

Answer the question woman

I’ve no idea. It’s a daft question

Ok, let’s put it another way. Who’s collar would you smudge with your ‘lipstick’?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Read in the tune of Beyoncé and it sounded far nicer... "

Put your ring on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"were*

This

. Especially after his comment earlier!

Answer the question woman

I’ve no idea. It’s a daft question

Ok, let’s put it another way. Who’s collar would you smudge with your ‘lipstick’?

It’s confidential information sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sjcurious

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Read in the tune of Beyoncé and it sounded far nicer...

Put your ring on it

leave my ring out of this.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Read in the tune of Beyoncé and it sounded far nicer...

Put your ring on it

leave my ring out of this. "

Let’s face it, your ring is never out of anything...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

I humped yours earlier!!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

I humped yours earlier!!!"

I thought you were trying to climb up to get the cookies?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sjcurious

The male half obviously?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

I humped yours earlier!!!

I thought you were trying to climb up to get the cookies?!"

rude!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Read in the tune of Beyoncé and it sounded far nicer...

Put your ring on it

leave my ring out of this. "

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

Not at all, we both love the humping

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

You can have my other leg

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

True story. Although the OP is looking pretty hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

True story. Although the OP is looking pretty hot..."

He is?

Ahem.

I mean, He is!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

OP looks like you are the humpee!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

True story. Although the OP is looking pretty hot...

He is?

Ahem.

I mean, He is!

I’d rub my bum on your leg like I’ve got worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

True story. Although the OP is looking pretty hot...

He is?

Ahem.

I mean, He is!

I’d rub my bum on your leg like I’ve got worms

Ski across the carpet!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OP looks like you are the humpee!

My leg will look like a decorator’s radio when everyone’s finished

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

".....then which forumites leg would you dry hump?

Love and Peace

Yours OP

I’m sitting right next to you!!

Maybe the grass is greener!

True story. Although the OP is looking pretty hot...

He is?

Ahem.

I mean, He is!

I’d rub my bum on your leg like I’ve got worms

Ski across the carpet!

Yes

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"OP looks like you are the humpee!

My leg will look like a decorator’s radio when everyone’s finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrmm....let me think about this OP and I’ll get back to you in 2035

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Errrrrrmm....let me think about this OP and I’ll get back to you in 2035

Nora’s surely?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd be a Newfoundland so i hope she's strong.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m excitable like a little terrier puppy, I’m all over the place

Lex

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Should have dropped this one on St Patrick’s day mush to go with your white dog shit avatar

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m excitable like a little terrier puppy, I’m all over the place

Lex "

Do I need to put some newspaper down for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrrrmm....let me think about this OP and I’ll get back to you in 2035

Nora’s surely?

She might not let me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Should have dropped this one on St Patrick’s day mush to go with your white dog shit avatar

Would you like me to frot your leg with it?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Should have dropped this one on St Patrick’s day mush to go with your white dog shit avatar

Would you like me to frot your leg with it?

Yes!

I want to feel that lipstick frotting against my knee cap

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