FabSwingers.com forum: Do Aliens Wank?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondered. Space travel must get quite boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not with all that probing surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon they don’t wank as they probably can self suck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, we do it constantly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon they don’t wank as they probably can self suck. "

Mr Spock looks like he’d probably had a go at it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No. Why do you think they abduct us in the first place

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star trekking across the universe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the film he was dripping all over the spaceship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are hermaphroditic. They can go and fuck themselves.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Why do people assume that all aliens like the same things. Obviously some will and some won't, they all have their own preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To start with, though ive blended in now. So only once an hour. Sometimes every two hours. Depends on how long my latest world domination scheme takes to chalk up.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I aspect they stop off for a pit stop and smash one out over Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wank into infinity and beyond

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I aspect they stop off for a pit stop and smash one out over Uranus "

I expect their autocorrect is more advanced than ours too!!

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