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What the f*ck is in Amana’s shed

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders.

So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Lawnmowers

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Rusty Allen keys

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Roller boots

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Knackered old bbqs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders.

So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

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Depending on age. Some mummies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A croquet set

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Lawnmowers"

Surprisingly not!

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By *ubbyHedgehogCouple
over a year ago

colchester

A tent?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Traffic cone

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Rusty Allen keys"

Nope!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Roller boots "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rusty Allen keys"

Like Bette Davis eyes?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Knackered old bbqs"

Strangely not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything you have been searching g the house for the last 6 months!

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Some" bicycles.....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders.

So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

Depending on age. Some mummies?"

Sadly not, although that would be cool

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Books and toys from her childhood ?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A croquet set"

Maybe...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A tent? "

A gazebo, definitely

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A Traffic cone "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Fleming?

The Dad from Friday Night Dinner?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Rusty Allen keys

Like Bette Davis eyes? "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Rusty Allen keys

Like Bette Davis eyes? "

Dickie Davis

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Everything you have been searching g the house for the last 6 months! "

That’s definitely true

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Her entire Barbie collection

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


""Some" bicycles....."

That’s correct! But lots more to guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full set of golf clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shergar

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Books and toys from her childhood ? "

That’s in the attic. Don’t even get me started on that!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Bob Fleming?

The Dad from Friday Night Dinner? "

He could be, at the back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her entire Barbie collection "

Don’t forget Ken as well

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Rusty Allen keys

Like Bette Davis eyes?

Dickie Davis"

Again, he could be

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Her entire Barbie collection "

Nope!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Full set of golf clubs "

Sadly not

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Shergar"

Ridden by Lord Lucan

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A kayak, half a rowing machine and an old fridge.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Going from ours, random plastic plant pots, rusty tool box, bikes galore and an empty wasp nest

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

A shit load of half empty tubs of paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Amana?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Books and toys from her childhood ?

That’s in the attic. Don’t even get me started on that! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken garden planters.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Garden Chairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord lucan

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Step ladders.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed?

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A mixed collection of weights and gym stuff, plastic chairs, some mouldy lawn chair cushions, and a fold up table. Several almost empty tins of paint, an old washing machine or other appliance. Misc gardening tools including some blunt shears and rake with missing teeth, half a bag of compost, a box of books and musty papers. A bucket of random tools and screws, a leaking tin of cuprinol and a ball of string.....

How am I doing

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Exercise bike

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A kayak, half a rowing machine and an old fridge."

There’s a treadmill, so not far away

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Going from ours, random plastic plant pots, rusty tool box, bikes galore and an empty wasp nest"

Thousands of plant pots...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment. "

That’s exactly right!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A shit load of half empty tubs of paint "

Nope!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Who's Amana? "

The artist formerly known as Durtyav

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Broken garden planters. "

There are several garden planters, luckily not broken

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Garden Chairs"

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long lost pygmies of Amana's shed, once a mythical thought distinct tribe of head hunters, but discovered today, hidden behind the various assortment of unused and rusty garden n house wares

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Step ladders."

Nope! Although she does need them...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Lord lucan "

Potentially

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Paint tins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shergar"

Oh this made me laugh! Sorry

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bird feeders

Hose

Broom

Paint tins

Watering can

Mouse trap

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A kayak, half a rowing machine and an old fridge.

There’s a treadmill, so not far away"

Dammit.... I was torn between the two.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Is that a "roundtuit" at the back of the shed ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Secoutuers.... spokeshave....leaf blower.. lopper...dibber flowerpots

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Snails

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment.

That’s exactly right! "

You never know when you might need a broken potato ricer.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Boxes of old school trophies.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed? "

The normal size... multi dimensional, probably wormhole like...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Long lost pygmies of Amana's shed, once a mythical thought distinct tribe of head hunters, but discovered today, hidden behind the various assortment of unused and rusty garden n house wares "

Absolutely!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A mixed collection of weights and gym stuff, plastic chairs, some mouldy lawn chair cushions, and a fold up table. Several almost empty tins of paint, an old washing machine or other appliance. Misc gardening tools including some blunt shears and rake with missing teeth, half a bag of compost, a box of books and musty papers. A bucket of random tools and screws, a leaking tin of cuprinol and a ball of string.....

How am I doing"

That was awfully specific! Did you just list your sheds contents

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Long lost pygmies of Amana's shed, once a mythical thought distinct tribe of head hunters, but discovered today, hidden behind the various assortment of unused and rusty garden n house wares "

That’s just Amana...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Is the prize just shit from your shed? Isn't this just a cheap way of not getting a skip?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Bird feeders

Hose

Broom

Paint tins

Watering can

Mouse trap "

There is a broom...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Secoutuers.... spokeshave....leaf blower.. lopper...dibber flowerpots "

Flowerpots, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sledge, trampoline, broken chair, shelves, incomplete tool kit, scooter, box of old books

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Snails "

Surprisingly not!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A plastic tub full of old kitchen equipment.

That’s exactly right!

You never know when you might need a broken potato ricer."

Just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1980’s fiestas and penthouse mags and a few rodox vhs cassettes

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Step ladders.

Nope! Although she does need them..."

Rude...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Step ladders.

Nope! Although she does need them...

Rude..."

True

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'd like to say Tea is being over dramatic.. don't we all keep old tvs, treadmills and cat beds in our sheds?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Step ladders.

Nope! Although she does need them...

Rude...

True "

Ruuuuude!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I'd like to say Tea is being over dramatic.. don't we all keep old tvs, treadmills and cat beds in our sheds? "

Course! Mines tragic.. as is my downstairs bathroom. So not bothered

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Step ladders.

Nope! Although she does need them...

Rude...

True

Ruuuuude!!!"

Cute

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Aladdin's cave

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

An alpha male.

Oh wait, she's got one in you OP.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame"

They wouldn't be hiding..

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame

They wouldn't be hiding.. "

I think you might be disappointed, they don't perform when they gave to

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"The whole England rugby team, hiding in shame

They wouldn't be hiding..

I think you might be disappointed, they don't perform when they gave to"

Not on the field but I'd imagine in my bedroom they would do just fine

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed?

The normal size... multi dimensional, probably wormhole like..."

A bit like the Tardis you mean

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Boxes of old school trophies."

You’d think, given our physical prowess but alas, no

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

A rusty old swing ball pole

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is the prize just shit from your shed? Isn't this just a cheap way of not getting a skip? "

Dammit! Caught!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A sledge, trampoline, broken chair, shelves, incomplete tool kit, scooter, box of old books"

Did you peek?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

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The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A collection of 70s and 80s porn mags.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?"

Just their cold dead hearts NYC

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Just to give us some kind of idea, how big is this shed?

The normal size... multi dimensional, probably wormhole like...

A bit like the Tardis you mean "

Exactly like the tardis apparently!

Sadly, Karen Gillian isn’t hiding in there though

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A rusty old swing ball pole"

I believe that’s required by law...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?"

That’s why we moved the patio...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?

Just their cold dead hearts NYC "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"We’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

The collection of all her exes! Have you ever heard or seen any of them since?

That’s why we moved the patio..."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You should be thankful she only has a shed to fill with crap.

My lot have filled 3 rooms in my house with their crap, and I have no idea what's in my loft.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol"

No fish tank but there is a car door...

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door..."

You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"You should be thankful she only has a shed to fill with crap.

My lot have filled 3 rooms in my house with their crap, and I have no idea what's in my loft.

"

Yes you should be thankful tea!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!?"

But I do have a car door

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!?

But I do have a car door "

You building it piece by piece?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!?

But I do have a car door

You building it piece by piece?"

It's a kit car

Probably

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

You haven’t even got a car?!?!?!?

But I do have a car door

You building it piece by piece?

It's a kit car

Probably "

I’ve a spare smelly dangly tree thing if you want it for your build?

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

a bag of hard cement ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter "

Don't like a thread don't post on a thread

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter "

I back this as the best answer haha

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 20:06:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha"

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha"

Of course you do

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Of course you do "

Haha oi!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Of course you do

Haha oi!"

Not because you think it's the best answer though huh NYC?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"a bag of hard cement ????"

Isn’t that just a block of cement in a bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

Don't like a thread don't post on a thread "

I love the thread - It's awesome!

What is in your shed?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Of course you do

Haha oi!

Not because you think it's the best answer though huh NYC? "

This thing isn’t a parachute......

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By *ottoncandy42Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

An old singer sewing machine..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"You should be thankful she only has a shed to fill with crap.

My lot have filled 3 rooms in my house with their crap, and I have no idea what's in my loft.

Yes you should be thankful tea! "

Does he know about the storage drawers under your bed?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Of course you do

Haha oi!

Not because you think it's the best answer though huh NYC?

This thing isn’t a parachute......"

https://giphy.com/explore/this-parachute-is-a-knapsack

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha"

Aww you two are made for each other

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"An old singer sewing machine.."

Nope! Although there are assorted raffia mats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rusty Roses tin from the 1989 with a dusty old knackered rubber dildo squashed inside?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Aww you two are made for each other "

Alas, I can never be tamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door..."

Hahaha I wondered who stole mine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Aww you two are made for each other

Alas, I can never be tamed "

It can be a forum relationship

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"An old singer sewing machine..

Nope! Although there are assorted raffia mats..."

*Beach mats

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A pair of roller blades.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A broken tanning bed.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

Hahaha I wondered who stole mine "

It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Aww you two are made for each other

Alas, I can never take a hint"

True story

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 20:16:26]

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Aww you two are made for each other

Alas, I can never take a hint

True story"

A hint?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A broken tanning bed."

Nope! Although there is a cat bed

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Let me just check my give a fuck o meter

I back this as the best answer haha

Aww you two are made for each other

Alas, I can never be tamed

It can be a forum relationship "

It would have to be cause that would be the only way to speak to her after she blocked me

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A rusty Roses tin from the 1989 with a dusty old knackered rubber dildo squashed inside? "

That’s *very* specific...

are you saying what you have in your shed?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old rug, wallpaper and a huka hoop.. Oh and string

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"An old rug, wallpaper and a huka hoop.. Oh and string "

Actually, yes to all of those!

I have a feeling that some of these things actually come with sheds from the manufacturers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

Hahaha I wondered who stole mine

It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!"

well that is random to have in your shed

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

Hahaha I wondered who stole mine

It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!

well that is random to have in your shed "

Not really, I’m starting to believe that the shed is a nexus point for reality, which draws items of no use to it. Hence the fifteen pairs of gardening gloves (when the grass is fake)

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

But it wasnt always fake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rusty Roses tin from the 1989 with a dusty old knackered rubber dildo squashed inside?

That’s *very* specific...

are you saying what you have in your shed?! "

..... ..... maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

Hahaha I wondered who stole mine

It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!

well that is random to have in your shed

Not really, I’m starting to believe that the shed is a nexus point for reality, which draws items of no use to it. Hence the fifteen pairs of gardening gloves (when the grass is fake) "

Hahaha yes it sounds like that maybe _mana has a gardening glove fetish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old forumites

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"A sledge and a pair of step ladders oh and a old fish tank ... that’s just what’s in mine lol

No fish tank but there is a car door...

Hahaha I wondered who stole mine

It's a gold colour... is it yours? Wondered where it came from!

well that is random to have in your shed

Not really, I’m starting to believe that the shed is a nexus point for reality, which draws items of no use to it. Hence the fifteen pairs of gardening gloves (when the grass is fake)

Hahaha yes it sounds like that maybe _mana has a gardening glove fetish lol "

My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Old forumites "

It depends who...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Old forumites

It depends who..."

Genghis never really left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related "

Oh that is a shame ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related

Oh that is a shame ...."

Have you fell over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old forumites

It depends who...

Genghis never really left... "

Awwww..is he ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related

Oh that is a shame ....

Have you fell over again "

You’re hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related

Oh that is a shame ....

Have you fell over again

You’re hilarious "

You were on your back on the floor last week

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Old forumites

It depends who...

Genghis never really left...

Awwww..is he ok "

He's fine, I occasionally throw him sherbert lemons.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Old forumites

It depends who...

Genghis never really left...

Awwww..is he ok

He's fine, I occasionally throw him sherbert lemons."

The amount of time he’s been there he must oook like Dumbledore!!! Hang on!!! Now I understand the sherbet lemons.

Have you ever seen Dumbledore and Genghis in the same room together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fetish is definitely nothing gardening related

Oh that is a shame ....

Have you fell over again

You’re hilarious

You were on your back on the floor last week "

Grrrr people leaving banana peels around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cobwebs and massive dead spiders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old rug, wallpaper and a huka hoop.. Oh and string

Actually, yes to all of those!

I have a feeling that some of these things actually come with sheds from the manufacturers"

I feel like I'm in the lead! What do i win?!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Patio furniture

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders.

So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

"

Has anyone said a one man gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint.... gardening equipment.... a fridge, bicycles. Brushes, plant pots, swingball xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keepnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keepnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of old garden chairs

A tool box

A spade

A Dildo

Old porn collection

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

An antique alabaster bacon grinder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders big fat hairy ones

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Not close yet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What started out as a simple job; getting an extra stool out of the shed, has become an epic fight between man and (what appears to be) the sum collection of several lifetimes of hoarders.

So dear fabbers, we’re going to play a game of ‘What is in Amana’s shed?’, anyone who guesses the full set will win a prize!

Has anyone said a one man gang bang? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was _ea monkey 6 days ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A box of books

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