FabSwingers.com forum: A Plague on Your House

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

In New South Wales which is in Oz there is a plague of literally millions of mice eating everything and even breaking into hospitals and eating patients in their beds. Could that happen here?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I never quite know when you're being serious or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the year we have had nothing would surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be gaurding the perimeters with a flame thrower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating patients? They must have cheesy feet over in Oz.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm more worried about the flooding going on in NSW atm.

Could, but obviously the relationship with nature is a bit different in Australia.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's all over the news. I don't make this nonsense up. The hospitals are taping up windows and doorframes.. they are everywhere.. literally millions if not billions..

They have been eating patients in their beds

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Didn’t this happen years ago. I seem to remember videos of farmers opening feed barns and literally thousands of mice running out.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I never quite know when you're being serious or not

This is deadly serious.. all of my posts are true or come true.. who was that idiot who made a prediction this time last year and got slated for it?

Wake Up Peoples !

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

They sound like evil buggers Tom.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Didn’t this happen years ago. I seem to remember videos of farmers opening feed barns and literally thousands of mice running out. "

Think that was in China. The mice were multiplying faster than the Chinese could eat them

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"They sound like evil buggers Tom.

Well they are eating people as they sleep

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Why do most of the animals in Australia want to eat people?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Didn’t this happen years ago. I seem to remember videos of farmers opening feed barns and literally thousands of mice running out.

Think that was in China. The mice were multiplying faster than the Chinese could eat them"

Nope. Was New South Wales in 1993.....apparently rodent infestation is a common thing down under.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"They sound like evil buggers Tom.

Well they are eating people as they sleep"

Can’t they just feed them to the sharks?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is this why diseases cross species. There is a reason that so many things in the Ossie Republic are so poisonous. From spiders to snakes it's the same old story. The good Lord put them as far away from civilisation as he could...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The video I have just seen on sky news is gross

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And supposing just one of these pregnant supermice stows away in an unsuspecting suitcase and makes it to Heathrow. Imagine the scenes of London plagued by these rodents.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this why diseases cross species. There is a reason that so many things in the Ossie Republic are so poisonous. From spiders to snakes it's the same old story. The good Lord put them as far away from civilisation as he could..."

And then we discovered modern travel

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Didn’t this happen years ago. I seem to remember videos of farmers opening feed barns and literally thousands of mice running out. "

Was just about to say that it happens over there .....

Not sure about patients being eaten though .... bit of a leap from a nibble at the cornflakes to a eating your grandads foot

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why do most of the animals in Australia want to eat people?!"

Sick n tired of wombat....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Didn’t this happen years ago. I seem to remember videos of farmers opening feed barns and literally thousands of mice running out.

Was just about to say that it happens over there .....

Not sure about patients being eaten though .... bit of a leap from a nibble at the cornflakes to a eating your grandads foot"

It's all over sky news granny.. three patients literally bitten by mice as they lay there helpless...

I sometimes wonder if in Ossie they have more regard for animal life than human life..

If it were a kangaroo bitten by mice there would be outraged..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tom, Tom, Tom....

You said EATEN..... now it's BITTEN.....

You are going to make me think that you are prone to exaggeration Tom .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom, Tom, Tom....

You said EATEN..... now it's BITTEN.....

You are going to make me think that you are prone to exaggeration Tom ..... "

I'm sure this was actually just a plot line on Home and Away.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tom, Tom, Tom....

You said EATEN..... now it's BITTEN.....

You are going to make me think that you are prone to exaggeration Tom ..... "

Eaten? Bitten? Chewed? Sucked?

Either way these evil buggers are attacking sick people asleep or ill in their beds ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And supposing just one of these pregnant supermice stows away in an unsuspecting suitcase and makes it to Heathrow. Imagine the scenes of London plagued by these rodents. "

Now they are Super mice!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If they are attacking people in their hospital beds then there can only one theory.. they smell the wounds and blood of the sick and infirm..

Vampire mice....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If they are attacking people in their hospital beds then there can only one theory.. they smell the wounds and blood of the sick and infirm..

Vampire mice...."

No Tom. Just a shortage of cereal.....

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