FabSwingers.com forum: Fab quotes that famous people could have said

By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Morning everyone,

After seeing F&B's thread on 'Famous quotes that forums users could have said', I couldn't help but think of this idea reversed. So pick a common Fab quote/message and assign it to a famous person. All just a bit of fun, for example...

"Its the size of a sky remote" Mahatma Gandhi

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’ll get the popcorn - Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

Trump

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can't meet at the drop of a hat - Charlie Chaplin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't meet at the drop of a hat - Charlie Chaplin "

Chapeau

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sucks like a Dyson- every vacuum manufacturer apart from Dyson, coz ya KNOW she ain't picking up those digestive crumbs from the carpet no matter how hard she tries.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Looking for a unicorn - Fred & Rose West

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Looking for a unicorn - Fred & Rose West "

Will fill in later

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Age is just a number- Benjamin Button

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Looking for a unicorn - Fred & Rose West

Will fill in later"

Oh god

I thought mine was dark but that topped it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pineapple on a pizza ? - Prince Andrew

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Looking for a unicorn - Fred & Rose West

Will fill in later

Oh god

I thought mine was dark but that topped it. "

Yours was my inspiration

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

We are professionals - Bodie & Doyle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Been here before, know how it works - Tom Cruise (Edge of tomorrow)

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Feel like this taking a bit of a turn haha. Some of these are hilarious

Completely single and normal guy just looking for fun - Henry VIII

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Been here before, know how it works - Tom Cruise (Edge of tomorrow)"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Treat them with respect - Aretha Franklin

*badoom tish*

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Looking for a unicorn - Fred & Rose West "

Hahahahaha!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can't Accommodate - Inkeeper @ Bethlehem

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Been here before

Comeback Kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Been here before, know how it works - Tom Cruise (Edge of tomorrow)"

Guy Pearce (Memento)

Forgotten how it works though!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you prefer cut or uncut ? - Vidal Sassoon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"why are there so many rude people who don't reply" H.M.R.C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't meet at the drop of a hat - Charlie Chaplin "

This made me roar

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Manners cost nothing - Raine Spencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lied.. This entire thread has me rolling

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't let them get away! Cressida Dick

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"what can I / we do to make our profile better" Donald Trump

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can't travel, can't accomodate"

- Anne Frank

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

Magnus Magnusson

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not here to shag the whole site - Billy Butlin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Who likes it rough? - R Kelly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

""Can't travel, can't accomodate"

- Anne Frank

LvM"

Fuck sake I nearly inhaled my peanut butter on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can't travel, can't accomodate"

- Anne Frank

LvM"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

""Can't travel, can't accomodate"

- Anne Frank

LvM

Fuck sake I nearly inhaled my peanut butter on toast

I did have to double check with K if I should post that one

LvM

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Discretion assured - Josef Fritzel

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

This thread is genuinely better than I imagined lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is genuinely better than I imagined lol"

It’s hilarious

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Discuss - Melvin Bragg

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who likes it rough? - R Kelly "

Oooooh close to the bone

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I struggle to even have a conversation, let alone a meet - Gareth Gates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I struggle to even have a conversation, let alone a meet - Gareth Gates"

Omg you’re killing me peach

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not another Cock pic!

Sly Stallone in Chicken run

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Shaven or hairy - Sinead O'Connor/Britney Spears

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Effort in = reward out - Mo Farrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your wife know you have a profile on here? - Monica Lewinsky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples who can’t get a meet - Tom Hanks & Wilson

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Single guy looking for local meets only - Robinson Crusoe

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Phone chat? - Liam Neeson

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Looking for no strings fun - Pinocchio

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Looking for no strings fun - Pinocchio"

where you getting these from . My boss is giving me funny looks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 11:47:09]

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Looking for no strings fun - Pinocchio

where you getting these from . My boss is giving me funny looks

I must have had a decent sleep last night coz my brain is quite alert even if my body isn't

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

""Can't travel, can't accomodate"

- Anne Frank

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll have to write from now on, I had to delete all online accounts - Julian Assange

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Discreet ..... Lord Lucan

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Trying to decide where we're drawing the line here before posting one or two haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to decide where we're drawing the line here before posting one or two haha"

There is no line

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Trying to decide where we're drawing the line here before posting one or two haha

There is no line

I don't know. I feel bad about one I've got in mind

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Looking for BBW - Buffalo Bill

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Good at giving head - Monsieur Guillotine

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Looks unimportant - Stevie Wonder

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

How far would you travel? - The Proclaimers

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Strap-on Mistress looking for subs - Peggy Sue

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Looking for dogging locations North East - Rin Tin Tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for women to star in videos/movies - Harvey Weinstein

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Foot fetish - Heather Mills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far would you travel? - The Proclaimers "

Think you are single-handedly bringing me out of my foul mood Peach!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I can get out of that no trouble. Houdini

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"How far would you travel? - The Proclaimers

Think you are single-handedly bringing me out of my foul mood Peach!

I'd best keep going then eh

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Looking for 3 guys for new adventures - Dorothy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far would you travel? - The Proclaimers

Think you are single-handedly bringing me out of my foul mood Peach!

I'd best keep going then eh

Aye please do!

telling my OH to come read this thread, and he's said the same thing about you

They're all fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into ropes and knots - Terry Waite

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Looking for BBW - Hugh Grant

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Eureka ! All welcome join me in the hot tub - Archimedes

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Looking for someone to swallow - Bill Clinton

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Heavy Cummer - Eddie "the beast" Hall

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can Accommodate- Norman Bates

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd never let another man fuck my wife - John Lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hosting a party tonight - Charles Manson

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I want to taste you - Jeffrey Dahmer

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Go and turn me on - Margaret Thatcher

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

I am a hot woman ready to be tied up - Joan of Arc

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Show me your beautiful pussy - James Heriott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can all my friends get in touch, I've had to delete all emails and accounts - Hillary Clinton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

You my lovely lady are a literary genius.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I want to ruin you - Meghan Markle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a unicorn - Fred & Rose West "

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chemistry is essential - Marie Curie

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

So you think she is Hot to Trot?

Lester Piggot

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Wow, you really are hung like a Horse!

Sea-Biscuit

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

New Balls please!

John Bobbit

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

No cock pics please

Elton john

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Foot fetish - Heather Mills"

Yours have got me absolutely roaring with laughter!! Utterly brilliant! Freya

What a great thread!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Morning everyone,

"Its the size of a sky remote" Mahatma Gandhi"

This is the Thread of the Year. Thank you

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Prefer cut cocks" Lorena Bobbit

"Looking for a Cut Cock" John Bobbit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"We're all adults here" cast of Bugsy Malone

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Looking to forfill gang bang fantasies with my legion whilst visiting Britain, particulary looking for a redheads & mum & daughter/s to join us - roman legion

Looking for outdoor fun, must be discreet - rob roy

Away from home & looking for some local talent - Chris columbus

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Looking for someone who can go all night long - Lionel Richie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I like my playmates freshly showered - Adolf Hitler

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Who wants to feel the motion of the ocean? - Captain Edward Smith, Titanic.

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Anyone want to break lockdown rules for a meet - Dominic Cummings

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I like my playmates freshly showered - Adolf Hitler "

Peach. You are on fucking fire today

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Looking for cougars into needle play - Dr Harold Shipman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on a pizza ? - Prince Andrew"

Brutal

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Private party invites welcome - Michael Barrymore

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Private party invites welcome - Michael Barrymore "

Ok you’ve given me the bollocks to go close to the bone:

Alone and horny in my hotel room, anyone fancy hanging out? - Michael Hutchence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel meets only- Jack Nicholson

(The Shining)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roleplay wanted- Actor/Director-

Harvey Weinstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello - Lionel Ritchie

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

No glove? No love - O J Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback only- Black Beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a gun in your pocket, or..bang!-Oscar Pestorious's missus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet Fun? - Oscar Pistorius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy roleplay- Boris

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Prefer cut cocks" Lorena Bobbit

"Looking for a Cut Cock" John Bobbit"

Outstanding

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Private party invites welcome - Michael Barrymore

Ok you’ve given me the bollocks to go close to the bone:

Alone and horny in my hotel room, anyone fancy hanging out? - Michael Hutchence"

Ouch! I loved him. But, funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 15:00:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion a must- Harry and Meg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make you tremble - Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New playroom just installed - Joseph Fritzel

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mrs wants VWE only for DVP

Richard Madeley

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

An old thread from years ago...

I really want to give my sister-in-law anel - Ryan Giggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“OK, yeah, I did have sex with that woman” Bill Clinton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now empty your cream inside

Marry Berry x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

NHS

Narrator

Harold

Shipman?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Goes like a steam train - Michael Portillo

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm great at fingering" - Edward Scissorhands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

You my lovely lady are a literary genius.

I am, I might write you your own poem one day

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

You my lovely lady are a literary genius.

I am, I might write you your own poem one day

Speaking of poems...

"Hey. How are you? I'd love to split you in two" - William Shakespeare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

You my lovely lady are a literary genius.

I am, I might write you your own poem one day

Speaking of poems...

"Hey. How are you? I'd love to split you in two" - William Shakespeare"

That's smooth that

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

You my lovely lady are a literary genius.

I am, I might write you your own poem one day

Speaking of poems...

"Hey. How are you? I'd love to split you in two" - William Shakespeare

That's smooth that

What else would you expect from the man himself. He didn't write all those sonnets for nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry - Albert Einstein

I'm hungry - Ghandi

I'm hungry - Maya Angelou

I'm hungry - Gordon the Gopher

Who'd of guessed

I know, such an inspiration

You my lovely lady are a literary genius.

I am, I might write you your own poem one day

Speaking of poems...

"Hey. How are you? I'd love to split you in two" - William Shakespeare

That's smooth that

What else would you expect from the man himself. He didn't write all those sonnets for nothing lol"

Good old Billybob Wobbledagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Those cock’s ruined my grand slam party’

Alun wyn Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is brilliant

"Red flag alert" - Karl Marx

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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"This thread is brilliant

"Red flag alert" - Karl Marx

Think the line might have been crossed once or twice earlier but it's been a right laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Take your hand out of my arse’ - Any of the muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is brilliant

"Red flag alert" - Karl Marx

Think the line might have been crossed once or twice earlier but it's been a right laugh lol"

True, the Adolf H. one was kind of hard to assimilate but lets not antagonize on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m clean shaven all over, I expect you to be too - Gillette Razors

Not looking for a one off - Donald Tumps election campaign

420 friendly - Bob Marley

Not after friend requests - Mark Zuckerberg

Well hung guy - guy fawkes

Only meeting at clubs - tiger woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a deal breaker - Brexit negotiation teams

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Pool party at mine, bring a bottle. M. Barrymore

Make up ? I prefer women to just wear foundation Fred west

Spit or swallow ? Monica lewinsky

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You want to sleepover? OK, but I want to be on top.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Been here before...know the score

Bruce Forsyth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’ve got thick thighs - Bernard Mathews

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed

Bullseye.

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