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over a year ago

Stupid/Pointless/Random for no reason what so ever x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Pumpernickel

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Cannock has a Chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go go gadget penis

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By *atenaWoman
over a year ago

Hyde

Something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the EU worth it all

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I measured my roots this morning, they are two inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cold potatoes ain't hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Electric chair was invented by a dentist

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Oxymoronic

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It doesn’t matter

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Pink fairy armadillo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sponge Bob is a berk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leeds Castle is in Kent. Kent Castle is a pub in Swindon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have so much to do this eve, but Fab is so addictive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move the brake bias to the rear and up tyre pressure by 4 on the front and 3 on the rear when driving the Porsche 911 in acc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eggs were invented by max branning x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ugh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say something, say something - anything.

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Tigglewank

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What wont Meatloaf do for love ??

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

Or the updated version is died, died, died, died, died and died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re all beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked out turkey , semi stretched necked ostrich going yeahhhhhhhhhhhg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word gullible is not listed in the Oxford English dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COVID

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Antidisestablishmentarism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"COVID "

Great now this will be moved to the virus forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking toes for the fun of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discombobulated, I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........"I'm giving up on you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaming Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"COVID

Great now this will be moved to the virus forum "

We need tipex now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Flugelbinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for positivity xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K C

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By *lueEyedNaturistMan
over a year ago

Cirencester

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By *lueEyedNaturistMan
over a year ago

Cirencester

"........"I'm giving up on you""

Beautiful song... it's all my mind can hear now, not complaining though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all sexy in your own way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit down wee sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeseeeeeeeee gromit

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whispering eye

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good eeeeeeevening you wonderful lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot patootie bless my soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck, arse, drink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old man wasn’t a dustman

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

WILLLLSONNNN , IM SORRY WILSON !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"K C

xx "

Dont you dare lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's dark in my dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armadillo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eggnog x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello from the other sideeeeeee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skadoosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sponge bob Square pants

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cockwomble "

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wings are made from a shield of steel!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Trombones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My wings are made from a shield of steel!"

Batfink

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Crackerjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunglecunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thunderfuck

I feel better now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loose lips sink ships I'm getting to grips with what you said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mackrell skys and meres tails make tall ships shorten sails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GAZEBO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holygrockomoly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say something, say something - anything. "

I was gonna say this

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By *uper SaiyanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Something stupid/pointless/random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwomble

You called

McNugget

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Big tasty with bacon, large fries, strawberry milkshake and a mcflurry.....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Rumplestiltskin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Waffles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy peas

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I like stretching my toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got yoghurts

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Stupid/Pointless/Random for no reason what so ever x "

I'm horny.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Bello do you bell bungalows?

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

She sells seashells on the seashore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buns.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"She sells seashells on the seashore "

Arrrrrh - But are the seashells she sells from the seashore????

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I can no longer eat squid or octopus, they are too smart.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Is it called sand because its between the sea and the land?

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Get up on outta here with my eyeholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost in this fucked up world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizzlecum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slingshot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said something. ^

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

So did he but he never shuts up^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot play old cassette tapes in a CD player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot play old cassette tapes in a CD player. "

Have you tried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot play old cassette tapes in a CD player.

Have you tried?"

Well according to how he uses cream, he may have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot play old cassette tapes in a CD player.

Have you tried?

Well according to how he uses cream, he may have "

He looks like a squirter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot play old cassette tapes in a CD player.

Have you tried?"

Yes. I can assure you, you will feel silly if you try to prove this to be wrong.

Also, you cannot play old video cassettes in a DVD/blue ray player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot play old cassette tapes in a CD player.

Have you tried?

Yes. I can assure you, you will feel silly if you try to prove this to be wrong.

Also, you cannot play old video cassettes in a DVD/blue ray player.

I can only admire you for the way you follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s wrong to be single ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are being presented with a choice: evolve or remain. If you choose to remain unchanged, you will be presented with the same challenges, the same routine, the same storms, the same situations, until you learn from them, until you love yourself enough to say “no more”, until you choose change. If you choose to evolve, you will connect with the strength within you, you will explore what lies outside the comfort zone, you will awaken to love, you will become, you will be. You have everything you need. Choose to evolve. Choose love."

Something random from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a wee and a cup of tea but getting off the sofa is proving difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually really hungry right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pearl necklace.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Floccinaucinihilipilification

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Turtles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turtles "

I like turtles

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turtles "

Toast

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

norwich

BLM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well slap my thigh and kiss my ass!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Stupid/Pointless/Random for no reason what so ever x "

There's enough people creating new pointless threads every day. If only they were confined to this one.....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Broken pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to see my Mrs go but love to watch her leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss my place in heaven

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Fuck it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mumpsimus

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Smelly fart

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Umbongomalongo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mawashi-geri

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Ass eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tunnocks Tea Cake

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Rah, Rah, Rasputin

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

England 4 Ukraine 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squiddly tiddly bobbidy bopp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Khun ba ling (if I've got it right hope so say it to my children "you crazy monkey" in Thai)

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Crumple pump sock toss

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Anyone actually reading this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the farmer pump your tyre up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blossoming blueberries

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

Twatybollockswithacherryontop - hold the pimentos!

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

CUNT!

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

The clown has no penis

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

How many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Pizza

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I should be asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be asleep "

No point. Its nearly time to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I should be asleep "
which means that you will of course as when we point that out to people it has the effect like a gallon of horlicks on a d*unk narcoleptic 80 year old

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

It's dark out...

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Cock Womble

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Cock Womble

"
Wellington Willie? Orinoco Organ, Tomsk Tool?

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Bello do you bell bungalows

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By *ewismixedbbcMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Who’s awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride my face

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Dogs can't look up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who likes Frazzles?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes are evil

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By *lut and sirCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

superfluous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple monkey dishwater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mumpsimus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat earthers... Listen. Laugh. Repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangover yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a custard lampost... licked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red oranges

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

The cries of the circling hawk are drowning out those of the seagulls and the wheat is growing splendidly on my balcony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can still cum when I'm feeling ill

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I needed my granny to open a jar of pickles for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wobble xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pendigestatory interludicule.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Balls!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

They're all the same, some of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had some cashews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga fucked me up last night. I’m feeling everything today *ugly cries*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These trainers are rubbing my heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got tomato moth caterpillars on my tomato plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my cat a party hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who likes Frazzles?"

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I embarrassed an idiot on a power trip who was trying to make my daughter feel shit. You fucking try. I'll come after ya.

Random enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estragon isn't a fan of Hot Chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exceptionally exquisite crumpet

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I embarrassed an idiot on a power trip who was trying to make my daughter feel shit. You fucking try. I'll come after ya.

Random enough?

Mess with my babies, this lions gonna roar!! Good on you chick

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A swan once broke my wing with its arm

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