FabSwingers.com forum: Haiku corner...

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

OK time to engage brain cells... Haiku 17 syllables 5/7/5...

Her pussy is shaved

His penis explodes inside

She comes with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont even understand the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muddy Duck 10/4

She sat on a rock

Sucking a cock

Leaving her cares behind her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont even understand the question

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

An art form that's lost

Amongst the sycophancy

Next time ask cock size.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Heels stockings and skirt

Legs that go on for ever

Stir a man's desire

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ole Granny knew best

His vest of grey stank like sauce

She showed him the door

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I know of a place

We cannot be spied upon

Let us be filthy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I dont even understand the question

A line with five sounds

A second line with seven

Then back to five sounds

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I dont even understand the question

A line with five sounds

A second line with seven

Then back to five sounds"
bloody show off!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You see what I did?

I am so fucking clever

Blushing I am not

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I dont even understand the question

A line with five sounds

A second line with seven

Then back to five sounds bloody show off! "

A show off I am

When Brighton Steve comes to call

I show him it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did a haiku

It's not like doing a poo

To himself he's true

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That Granny Crumpet

She's one hell of a strumpet

Waving her tits around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont even understand the question

A line with five sounds

A second line with seven

Then back to five sounds"

Right Granny Crumpet

Thank you for explaining it

I'll sleep easy now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I dont even understand the question

A line with five sounds

A second line with seven

Then back to five sounds bloody show off!

A show off I am

When Brighton Steve comes to call

I show him it all"

I am leaking now

Like a watering can

Reading your haiku

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Haiku Corner

I thought it was a yoghurt

I am most upset

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

She ain’t that ugly

Gravity takes its toll

Age before beauty

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Granny crumpet

Always stuck on the toilet

Hence, no Haiku now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Granny crumpet

Always stuck on the toilet

Hence, no Haiku now "

Damn!!! It’s my southern drawl extended the sounds

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny crumpet

Always stuck on the toilet

Hence, no Haiku now

Damn!!! It’s my southern drawl extended the sounds

Excuses he made

This work is not his best yet

Room to improve then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That Granny Crumpet

She's one hell of a strumpet

Waving her tits around

I have but one tit

People travel to see it

It sits on my head

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By *osieburnsTV/TS
over a year ago

DIDCOT

I love jam on toast

I also love peanut butter on toast

Then I get all sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haikus are the best

They don't need to rhyme much

Cheese is nice on bread

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Haikus are the best

They don't need to rhyme much

Cheese is nice on bread

Kaizer do you see?

People cannot count it seems

You n me can though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh shit kaizer no

Your second line is a fuck

Only I can count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haikus are the best

They don't need to rhyme much

Cheese is nice on bread

Kaizer do you see?

People cannot count it seems

You n me can though"

It's not rocket science

An abacus would help them

But they do not care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh shit kaizer no

Your second line is a fuck

Only I can count"

Shit you are correct

Taxi for Kaizer the dope

Cheese still rocks baybay

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Garth that was a haiku!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh shit kaizer no

Your second line is a fuck

Only I can count"

Erm Granny you're wrong

My prose above was on it

Five, seven, five done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turnips make good stew

Not to be confused with Swedes

Which grow in winter

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Turnips make good stew

Not to be confused with Swedes

Which grow in winter

Swedes are also blond

They make furniture and cars

And they have fjords

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Friday night is here

Better enjoy the moment

Fancy a quickie

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Writing a poem

With just fourteen syllables

Can be quite diffic-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugs on a space ship

Clinging on or chillin out

Moon lets out a sigh

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Bugs on a space ship

Clinging on or chillin out

Moon lets out a sigh"

Black and white photos

A cheeky derrier shows

Seeks a loyal man

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By *osieburnsTV/TS
over a year ago

DIDCOT

Peter Piper picked a pepper

If Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper

What did Peter Piper pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transvestite I am,

Dressed as Mutton dressed as lamb,

I convince no-one

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Transvestite I am,

Dressed as Mutton dressed as lamb,

I convince no-one "

And we have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transvestite I am,

Dressed as Mutton dressed as lamb,

I convince no-one

And we have a winner! "

I think Granny's were better x

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

She asked for anal

We were in the fruit aisle

It didn't go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single night

I dream of you, masturbate

Solo sex routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you my kryptonite

you re fucking dynamite

fucking femme fatale

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Morning glory rises

All dressed and nowhere to go

Another self serve

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Blossom spirals in the breeze

From black doggie nose to pink

Lead holder giggles

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm lying in my bed

Curtains closed and covers up

Can I go to sleep?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Youthful beauty shines

Maturity looks inside

Aged wisdom shows heart

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Toe tips tingling

Trainers beside me waiting

Yet there is coffee...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wondered lonely

In a thread of haiku rhyme

Where the fuck are they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered lonely

In a thread of haiku rhyme

Where the fuck are they ?"

Seek and you shall find

Granny wise and wonderful.

Or don't, up to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Saturday

You magnificent fucker

Time to chill the beans

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die"

You're a word play genius!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

You're a word play genius! "

Can you do it in Latin though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to move it

Move it. I like to move it

You like to move it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understanding this

Is inexplicably bliss,

The maths that rules this.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

You're a word play genius!

Can you do it in Latin though

Osculum mihi Solis

Vultus sidera efficit calidus rubor

Carpe diem vel mori

Nihil

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

Please don’t steal our pics

Sydney University

You Aussie bastards.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Fifteen men in white

Between two sets of posts stood

And clapped them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock goes the door

Who could it be at this hour

A woman with food

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

You're a word play genius!

Can you do it in Latin though

Osculum mihi Solis

Vultus sidera efficit calidus rubor

Carpe diem vel mori

Nihil

*standing ovation*

Superb. Absolutely suberb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

You're a word play genius!

Can you do it in Latin though

Osculum mihi Solis

Vultus sidera efficit calidus rubor

Carpe diem vel mori

Nihil

*standing ovation*

Superb. Absolutely suberb.

Nah, wrong number of syllables!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizz flies from my cock

Another hot face covered

Dripping in the glaze

.... Have I unlocked a new headband?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's how it's done peeps

Sweet like riding a cycle

Thriller like Michael

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

You're a word play genius!

Can you do it in Latin though

Osculum mihi Solis

Vultus sidera efficit calidus rubor

Carpe diem vel mori

Nihil

*standing ovation*

Superb. Absolutely suberb.

Nah, wrong number of syllables! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Suess Haiku

So says me and so says you

So say us we two

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

In and out in and

Out in and out in and out

Oops sorry too soon?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The sun shone and warmed

Her legs all the way to her

Cotton cloaked treasure

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

There once was a man

From cork who got limericks

And haikus confused

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sunlight kisses me

Skyward gazing brings warm cheeks

Carpe Diem or die

You're a word play genius!

Can you do it in Latin though

Osculum mihi Solis

Vultus sidera efficit calidus rubor

Carpe diem vel mori

Nihil

*standing ovation*

Superb. Absolutely suberb.

Nah, wrong number of syllables! "

Nihil = NO.....

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