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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists have found three new species of bacteria clinging to the space station which have never been seen before.. not sure what's going on here guys

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Bacteria can survive in the most inhospitable areas of planet Earth. It's not a massive leap to the cold hard vacuum of space.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim."

Tom

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim.

Tom "

Ground control to Major Tim... Oh crap, try again...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim.

Tom

Ground control to Major Tim... Oh crap, try again..."

I was thinking of Tim Peake. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


" I was thinking of Tim Peake. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it "

It was prob Tim having a wank and shooting his beans thru the wee batch... Jizz mixed with space creates new bacteria

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim.

Tom

Ground control to Major Tim... Oh crap, try again...

I was thinking of Tim Peake. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it "

Tim Peake - what a guy, he even had time to read a CBeebies bedtime story (for the children, obviously...)

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

*hatch not batch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim."

you beat me to it Jim

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But what if it seeps onto earth when they return

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim."

It’s life Tom but not as we know it

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is all over the news guys. I don't make this nonsense up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"But what if it seeps onto earth when they return"

Then we'll soon find out, or maybe it'll take years before the babies start being born with 3 eyes and xray vision.

It's greed Tom, whether that be monetary or knowledge. The human "success" will be the human demise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be no good for me. its bad enough now that women float away from me.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am against space travel for this very reason and sending out signals to locate aliens is just stupid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it can survive re-entry (fnarr) then good fucking luck to it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I saw that piece of news and thought "This is it, this is how it begins".

I'm praying they don't experiment on them and accidentally bring down an alien bacteria that infects us all with a mutant gene or something.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"But what if it seeps onto earth when they return"

It will infect the lungs of the astronauts and mutate them.

Once they come back to Earth they will cough it over everyone else.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"But what if it seeps onto earth when they return

It will infect the lungs of the astronauts and mutate them.

Once they come back to Earth they will cough it over everyone else.

"

You have a point although you make light of it...this could kill us all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am against space travel for this very reason and sending out signals to locate aliens is just stupid.. "

ET I suppose there are sufficient aliens ?? on FAB?

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By *ack Genuine BullMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

What they really mean is........

Send us Scientists lots more money so that we can play with really really expensive toys, and never mind that half the Worlds population cannot feed themselves or get fresh drinking water.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Scientists have found three new species of bacteria clinging to the space station which have never been seen before.. not sure what's going on here guys"

Someone call Will Smith!!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

NOW THIS IS MY KINDA FORUM THREAD.

*dances around in excitement*

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It's covid, it's mutated into an interplanetary lifeform!

It's tryna best Elon musk to Mars!

We can't let it win!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

My take is this.. why attract attention to ourselves on this planet.. keep sending out radio waves and sometime someone will respond.. and it won't be pretty

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space pets. How sweet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"NOW THIS IS MY KINDA FORUM THREAD.

*dances around in excitement*"

Hmmmmm. Don't get TOO excited

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This sinuster unknown organism x 3 is growing on the space station. And of it merges..

This space station should never return to earth...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"But what if it seeps onto earth when they return

It will infect the lungs of the astronauts and mutate them.

Once they come back to Earth they will cough it over everyone else.

You have a point although you make light of it...this could kill us all.. "

I'm deadly bloody serious.

The alien lifeforms infest our bodies and alter our immune system so we become severely allergic to everything.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"But what if it seeps onto earth when they return

It will infect the lungs of the astronauts and mutate them.

Once they come back to Earth they will cough it over everyone else.

You have a point although you make light of it...this could kill us all..

I'm deadly bloody serious.

The alien lifeforms infest our bodies and alter our immune system so we become severely allergic to everything. "

Who knows what the effects could be.. we have enough germs atm with Corona..

Don't bring any more..

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The Drake Equation addressed the issue of life forms beyond the Earth; the reality is that we will never encounter intelligent life forms from other worlds, because the distances are simply too vast.

Light travels at 186,500 miles per second and light from the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, takes over four years to reach us.

Light from the nearest galaxy, Andromeda aka M31 takes over 2,000,000 years.

Life forms on exoplanets are statistically bound to exist, but life can vary from single cell bacteria to life forms as complex as human beings.

The likelihood is that we will have become extinct before we ever receive a radio communication from another intelligent life form.

We are completely alone in our area of The Milky Way, our galaxy.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"NOW THIS IS MY KINDA FORUM THREAD.

*dances around in excitement*

Hmmmmm. Don't get TOO excited "

SCCCIIIIEEEEEENNNCCCCEEEE

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The Drake Equation addressed the issue of life forms beyond the Earth; the reality is that we will never encounter intelligent life forms from other worlds, because the distances are simply too vast.

Light travels at 186,500 miles per second and light from the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, takes over four years to reach us.

Light from the nearest galaxy, Andromeda aka M31 takes over 2,000,000 years.

Life forms on exoplanets are statistically bound to exist, but life can vary from single cell bacteria to life forms as complex as human beings.

The likelihood is that we will have become extinct before we ever receive a radio communication from another intelligent life form.

We are completely alone in our area of The Milky Way, our galaxy."

That's what you think.. closed mind.. where did this new alien life form come from?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

They're Earth bacteria that have survived in space: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/mar/18/new-bacteria-lurking-on-iss-no-space-oddity-says-scientist

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

So Covid might have come from otter space and not the chinese fish market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Drake Equation addressed the issue of life forms beyond the Earth; the reality is that we will never encounter intelligent life forms from other worlds, because the distances are simply too vast.

Light travels at 186,500 miles per second and light from the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, takes over four years to reach us.

Light from the nearest galaxy, Andromeda aka M31 takes over 2,000,000 years.

Life forms on exoplanets are statistically bound to exist, but life can vary from single cell bacteria to life forms as complex as human beings.

The likelihood is that we will have become extinct before we ever receive a radio communication from another intelligent life form.

We are completely alone in our area of The Milky Way, our galaxy.

That's what you think.. closed mind.. where did this new alien life form come from?

"

Why can’t they go on a space walk with the karcher some domestos and give the outside a good wash?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The Drake Equation addressed the issue of life forms beyond the Earth; the reality is that we will never encounter intelligent life forms from other worlds, because the distances are simply too vast.

Light travels at 186,500 miles per second and light from the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, takes over four years to reach us.

Light from the nearest galaxy, Andromeda aka M31 takes over 2,000,000 years.

Life forms on exoplanets are statistically bound to exist, but life can vary from single cell bacteria to life forms as complex as human beings.

The likelihood is that we will have become extinct before we ever receive a radio communication from another intelligent life form.

We are completely alone in our area of The Milky Way, our galaxy.

That's what you think.. closed mind.. where did this new alien life form come from?

Why can’t they go on a space walk with the karcher some domestos and give the outside a good wash?"

That's what it bloody needs...they are coming back covered in space interestial bacteria, germs and viruses..

No wonder Covid has taken hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep picturing 3 minions clinging on, on the way back, wearing Biggles helmet’s, googles and scarfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Drake Equation addressed the issue of life forms beyond the Earth; the reality is that we will never encounter intelligent life forms from other worlds, because the distances are simply too vast.

Light travels at 186,500 miles per second and light from the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, takes over four years to reach us.

Light from the nearest galaxy, Andromeda aka M31 takes over 2,000,000 years.

Life forms on exoplanets are statistically bound to exist, but life can vary from single cell bacteria to life forms as complex as human beings.

The likelihood is that we will have become extinct before we ever receive a radio communication from another intelligent life form.

We are completely alone in our area of The Milky Way, our galaxy.

That's what you think.. closed mind.. where did this new alien life form come from?

Why can’t they go on a space walk with the karcher some domestos and give the outside a good wash?"

Noooo someone always has to touch it then put their finger in their mouth. Damn curious humans and their lovely warm hosting bodies.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Ban all space travel...

Stop sending out radio signals to colonies that we don't understand..

Just chill and stop pretending that aliens and space monsters are a good thing

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By *liXbigMan
over a year ago

Wellington


"My take is this.. why attract attention to ourselves on this planet.. keep sending out radio waves and sometime someone will respond.. and it won't be pretty

. "

You would have to shut down all TV channels, radio communications, cell phones etc.

All this seeps out and advertises our presence...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"My take is this.. why attract attention to ourselves on this planet.. keep sending out radio waves and sometime someone will respond.. and it won't be pretty

.

You would have to shut down all TV channels, radio communications, cell phones etc.

All this seeps out and advertises our presence... "

Some but not all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently tardigrades (some not all) can survive the vacuum of space.. there was also a shuttle containing loads of tardigrades that crashed into the moon.. so tardigrades are the only thing populating the moon right now.. maybe? ... odd little creatures but awesome.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" he said

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Scientists have found three new species of bacteria clinging to the space station which have never been seen before.. not sure what's going on here guys"

.

It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I've been saying this from day 1,

Von Braun who went to America post WWII eventually ends up helping NASA go to the moon. He advised that the Astronauts be put in an isolation chamber on returning to earth in case they picked up bugs, bear in mind their suits were covered in moon crap.

If you watch the movie First men on the moon with Lionel Jefferies the space ship looks like the corona virus cell.

The Chinese have been probing the moon in the last 5 years and bringing back moon samples which probably went to a lab in Wuhan then ended up in the food chain or passed from a lab technician to the public accidentally on purpose.

They don't want to raise this alarm because they intend mining the moon and need everyone on earth immune to the virus making it easier to bring back matierial and process here on earth without constant quarantine.

Is it a good idea? Who knows until it all goes horribly wrong.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"But what if it seeps onto earth when they return"

The sequel to 2020's Covid Carnage...now we bring you 2021's Bacterial Armageddon from Outer Space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ban all space travel...

Stop sending out radio signals to colonies that we don't understand..

Just chill and stop pretending that aliens and space monsters are a good thing"

ET I don’t understand a lot of folks on Fab but still send messages!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Its the end of the world as we know it........

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


""The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" he said "

But still they come

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Perhaps it will be the aliens who come to mine us...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I saw that piece of news and thought "This is it, this is how it begins".

I'm praying they don't experiment on them and accidentally bring down an alien bacteria that infects us all with a mutant gene or something.

"

Emmmmm we can do that ourselves apparently

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Apparently tardigrades (some not all) can survive the vacuum of space.. there was also a shuttle containing loads of tardigrades that crashed into the moon.. so tardigrades are the only thing populating the moon right now.. maybe? ... odd little creatures but awesome."

Little people grow

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And don't forget that place in america out of bounds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" he said

But still they come"

BA BA BAAAAAAA

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Source?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And what else is lurking there and how did it get on the space station

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think what's going on is that scientists have found three new species of bacteria clinging to the space station which have never been seen before... but they're most likely to have been transferred to the station from earth.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I think what's going on is that scientists have found three new species of bacteria clinging to the space station which have never been seen before... but they're most likely to have been transferred to the station from earth. "

The key word here is, 'think'

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I think what's going on is that scientists have found three new species of bacteria clinging to the space station which have never been seen before... but they're most likely to have been transferred to the station from earth.

The key word here is, 'think'

"

Can you prove anything exists that isn't a thought? You'd have to think about it...

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I think these alien bacteria probably were floating through space and the gravitational pull of the space station attracted they or the space station simply hoovered them up as it moves through space. What is known is that these have never been seen before. We all have seen the pictures of the astronaught going outside the ship to repair a rudder or propellor and that's were he gets infected and brings it back onboard the ship. Hey presto. It's brought back to earth on his boots.

Think of these bacteria as space dog shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think these alien bacteria probably were floating through space and the gravitational pull of the space station attracted they or the space station simply hoovered them up as it moves through space. What is known is that these have never been seen before. We all have seen the pictures of the astronaught going outside the ship to repair a rudder or propellor and that's were he gets infected and brings it back onboard the ship. Hey presto. It's brought back to earth on his boots.

Think of these bacteria as space dog shit "

There are vast areas of the oceans that have yet to be touched by human kind and doubtless many forms of life we are unaware of including bacteria.

The hypothesis that the international space has a rudder and propeller to guide and propel it somewhat distracts from your baseless unscientific concerns!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well I never claimed to be a rocket scientist but the principal is the same.. sent out to fix a solar panel or ray gun and bring space dogshit back in on your boots..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are cling ons on the starboard bow Tim."

Beam me up Scottie

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"The Drake Equation addressed the issue of life forms beyond the Earth; the reality is that we will never encounter intelligent life forms from other worlds, because the distances are simply too vast.

Light travels at 186,500 miles per second and light from the nearest star, Proxima Centauri, takes over four years to reach us.

Light from the nearest galaxy, Andromeda aka M31 takes over 2,000,000 years.

Life forms on exoplanets are statistically bound to exist, but life can vary from single cell bacteria to life forms as complex as human beings.

The likelihood is that we will have become extinct before we ever receive a radio communication from another intelligent life form.

We are completely alone in our area of The Milky Way, our galaxy."

This. Definitely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to fuck Jane Fonda in zero gravity, after seeing “Barbarella”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I never claimed to be a rocket scientist but the principal is the same.. sent out to fix a solar panel or ray gun and bring space dogshit back in on your boots.."

You do make me giggle ET and brighten up my day.

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