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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not had thing from this site? Anybody else?

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

You get out what you put in x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"You get out what you put in x"

That's basically it. If you have minimal text in your profile and 24 photos, 23 of which are of your knob, it doesn't suggest you are making a huge effort. Women won't come flocking because of a stash of knob pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if you've noticed but one part of the country or another, or all of it, has been in lockdown for 12 months.

Some people (me) get bored chatting for too long if there's no prospect of meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey is sold at the pet shop.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I've never came across thing profile page yet, is she/he hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you imagine it was going to be like shopping in tesco? See a loaf of bread on the shelf and go yup that one will do and just carry it off home?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Have you paid your £5 subscription fee as that is what guarantees you'll get foof throwing itself at you, best £5 you'll ever spend.

If you go for gold as well then they come in pairs to your front door, more than you can handle and you'll have to be turning them away

Trust me, zero effort needed unlike doing it in person in a pub or club....covid has made getting laid on fab simplicity itself

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Hoe hoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything that's been said^^ nothing to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you imagine it was going to be like shopping in tesco? See a loaf of bread on the shelf and go yup that one will do and just carry it off home? "

I like this concept all willing mutual agenda participants obv

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You get out what you put in x

That's basically it. If you have minimal text in your profile and 24 photos, 23 of which are of your knob, it doesn't suggest you are making a huge effort. Women won't come flocking because of a stash of knob pics. "

You bothered to count?

OP - you’ve some duplicates in there you might want to fix. Nothing worse than deja vue cock picks.

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

Far to many cock pictures maybe adds some body shots

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By *ottoncandy42Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

First thing would be to change your profile pic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thing would be to change your profile pic.."

I can’t figure out what’s going on?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've had the clap so many times it's more like applause.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Your profile is like 5384 other profiles on this site.

Less penis pics and more content.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Who are you trying to appeal to? Ask yourself that question.

Who or what is thing?

The last 12 months have been a write off. Are you including that time in your OP, coz that would just be daft.

Normal? On here? Me thinks your expectations may be skewed.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A few of my female friends were going to reply but they didn't know if they fell within the parameters of what you consider normal.

Shame, because they've all got gosh.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We've had lots from this site - but we're not "normal", so you wouldn't be interested anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Get what you give. Be polite, be patient & get involved. Have no preconceived ideas, keep an open mind & try to have a laugh with others.

Be yourself!

Sooner or later everyone is noticed .... Aren't they?

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave

"

Bugger!

If only someone had said this sooner!

Off to take a "squat shot"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave

Bugger!

If only someone had said this sooner!

Off to take a "squat shot".. "

A mooch at the gooch haha

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you paid your £5 subscription fee as that is what guarantees you'll get foof throwing itself at you, best £5 you'll ever spend.

If you go for gold as well then they come in pairs to your front door, more than you can handle and you'll have to be turning them away

Trust me, zero effort needed unlike doing it in person in a pub or club....covid has made getting laid on fab simplicity itself "

Makes a mental note to cancel my subscription as I really wouldn't know what to do with all the guaranteed foof I'd be getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave

Bugger!

If only someone had said this sooner!

Off to take a "squat shot".. "

A mooch at the gooch haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Not had thing from this site? Anybody else?"
nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had thing from this site? Anybody else?"

Been blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out there's some pretty intelligent people on here...Some mad discussions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 near identical dick pics, and a 2 line bio that says nothing about what he has to offer. Pass.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need to see your penis from underneath too, thats the secret angle that gets us hot under the collar. Lie your phone on the floor, straddle, and give us the shot we crave

"

Hmmm.. Tip taken...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you paid your £5 subscription fee as that is what guarantees you'll get foof throwing itself at you, best £5 you'll ever spend.

If you go for gold as well then they come in pairs to your front door, more than you can handle and you'll have to be turning them away

Trust me, zero effort needed unlike doing it in person in a pub or club....covid has made getting laid on fab simplicity itself "

I want my £5 back then

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"You get out what you put in x

That's basically it. If you have minimal text in your profile and 24 photos, 23 of which are of your knob, it doesn't suggest you are making a huge effort. Women won't come flocking because of a stash of knob pics.

You bothered to count?

OP - you’ve some duplicates in there you might want to fix. Nothing worse than deja vue cock picks. "

I didn't need to count. The profile says how many photos are in a gallery. I flicked through them and found just one that wasn't just his cock. I can't quite work out what it's of but I think it involves a woman. Frankly I didn't find it a great contribution to the whole thing, although I appreciated the attempt at variety.

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