FabSwingers.com forum: What do you call yours?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't mean "Dave" or "Leticia"...whats the word you use for your vagina or penis?

Do you all call a puss a clunge? Or a nunny? Or something else?

And what do you all call a Willy? Dick? Brain carrying organs?

(I joke, I joke)

Random wonderings from me this morning...

Mine is my foof.

I refer to J's as his wilicur

Tell me what you call them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr twinky

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Plain old "cock" for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my Mum calls my Dads his frog

Fkin killed me that did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know my Mum calls my Dads his frog

Fkin killed me that did

Ribbit

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By *mallButMightyMan
over a year ago

mansfield

I call mine Michael Caine, but not many people know that

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s my cock or penis.

You can’t go wrong with a bit of correct name!

Just a thought, isn’t it odd that we have so many names for a part of our anatomy? We don’t do that with other parts do we?

“I’m just going to pick up that cup with my Gerald.”,”what’s that smell, it’s filling my rabbit twitch!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my cock or penis.

You can’t go wrong with a bit of correct name!

Just a thought, isn’t it odd that we have so many names for a part of our anatomy? We don’t do that with other parts do we?

“I’m just going to pick up that cup with my Gerald.”,”what’s that smell, it’s filling my rabbit twitch!”"

We do it with some....

Boobs, norks, titties....

Belly, tum, gut....

Arse, bum, booty...

I could prolly think of more but I had a whole bottle of wine last night and my head/noggin/swede isn't working right proper

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I call it a cunt or vagina. With the kids I call I foof.

Men's is cock, I like that cock and cunt sound kinda similar. With the kids it's winkie but they also know it's called a penis.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Cock or dick for me .... did have an ex that use to call it Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanjita

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My first chat up line to a prospective victim is generally:

Wanna stick your fuck truck in my underground garage?

Works most of the time for sure.

Then once I know them I'll refer to the little chap as Junior.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first chat up line to a prospective victim is generally:

Wanna stick your fuck truck in my underground garage?

Works most of the time for sure.

Then once I know them I'll refer to the little chap as Junior.

I love you

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"My first chat up line to a prospective victim is generally:

Wanna stick your fuck truck in my underground garage?

Works most of the time for sure.

Then once I know them I'll refer to the little chap as Junior.

I love you

Love you too

And Jeff Junior...

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Flue

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It’s my cock or penis.

You can’t go wrong with a bit of correct name!

Just a thought, isn’t it odd that we have so many names for a part of our anatomy? We don’t do that with other parts do we?

“I’m just going to pick up that cup with my Gerald.”,”what’s that smell, it’s filling my rabbit twitch!”

We do it with some....

Boobs, norks, titties....

Belly, tum, gut....

Arse, bum, booty...

I could prolly think of more but I had a whole bottle of wine last night and my head/noggin/swede isn't working right proper

You’re like orthopaedic shoes; I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general it’s my fanny. For sex it’s my pussy, my pum or my puss.

I use a combo of cock and dick for sex reasons, otherwise I use willy.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Its my gentleman sausage

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Cunt and cock!

I hate the word fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine every night.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Kitty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Kitty

Purr ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the good old classic 'Pussy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foof and his cock...works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer to mine as the wee man

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Kitty

Purr ...

Ohh it purrs alright

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh hell, mine changes every time.

Right now it's called "dodo"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Kitty

Purr ...

Ohh it purrs alright

* Faints *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just plain cock for me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh hell, mine changes every time.

Right now it's called "dodo" "

Sorry I shouldn't laugh Peach but

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

COCK

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh hell, mine changes every time.

Right now it's called "dodo"

Sorry I shouldn't laugh Peach but

That's nothing, after 11 it'll be Shergar. Flog it all ya want but that dead horse ain't coming back

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Sir Jeremiah Potchefstroom Higgins of Mount Pudding Lane Road the first.

Yes, it is a mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sir Jeremiah Potchefstroom Higgins of Mount Pudding Lane Road the first.

Yes, it is a mouth full.

I shall plagiarise this for years to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i call my penis pointless

he does fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mayyy say fanjo when trying to be coy

Dick and cock are the best

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine is a foofi

and i call a cock a cock

although when my sons were little they had winkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ... although when my sons were little they had winkies

- used to say widgy for our son

awww

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh so many names.... vagina, vagine, vag, foof, pussy, cunt.... probably others.

And I like willy and boner, cock, peen, penis.

I'm apparently flighty with my naming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vi-jay-jay

Also known as Dave and Bernie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word pussy, it makes my skin crawl

Vagine, foofoo, vaj...depends who I am talking too

For a penis I tend to use cock or winkle

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The little general

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I hate the word pussy, it makes my skin crawl

Vagine, foofoo, vaj...depends who I am talking too

For a penis I tend to use cock or winkle

Quimmy.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Foof

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

It's a vagina and a penis here.

If I'm talking with my girlfriends it's a foof or vag.

Always use the correct terms around my kids, they know babies come out of vaginas.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Vagina and penis usually although sometimes I'll use foof or dick.

I had someone use clunge the other day which was a shocker and totally destroyed her attempts to appear angelic

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Vagina and penis usually although sometimes I'll use foof or dick.

I had someone use clunge the other day which was a shocker and totally destroyed her attempts to appear angelic

I forgot clunge. I never use that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mary

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I just call it pussy, I call LvM's cock "my Peepo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagita.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends who I am talking with, but foof, pussy cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Parker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanjita

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Vagita

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Wanny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vagita.

Nice name

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tuppence

“Lick my tuppence Roger, you knows I loves it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COCK (DICK)

PUSSY (CUNT)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock or dick for me .... did have an ex that use to call it Henry

Was his like a hose then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy for me.

Cock for Mr J.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina (Honey Pot)

Cock (Dipper)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy (Fishmonger)

Cock (Cheesemonger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking back through the forum topics this particular thread appears to be done to death with much of the same postings every time!

It amazes me that (supposedly) grown adults post such diatribe! Perhaps playground humour is the way forward?

For the record

Knob and clunge .........quoting Jay from the inbetweeners

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Looking back through the forum topics this particular thread appears to be done to death with much of the same postings every time!

It amazes me that (supposedly) grown adults post such diatribe! Perhaps playground humour is the way forward?

For the record

Knob and clunge .........quoting Jay from the inbetweeners "

"Youre supposed to get your balls in there as well."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock primarily, and I loathe the ‘fanny’,‘Willy’ or ‘vagina’ in any kind of sexual context, I associate the first two of those quoted in particular with teen talk.

Have generally heard women use the term pussy or cunt.

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Vagina and penis usually although sometimes I'll use foof or dick.

I had someone use clunge the other day which was a shocker and totally destroyed her attempts to appear angelic

I forgot clunge. I never use that one

The Inbetweeners

Vagina and penis here, cock and cunt during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foo foo x

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Django the Unchained

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

My piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call mine Michael Caine, but not many people know that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her downstairs xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spage

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little general

He stands to attention when commanded to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badcock. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine junk because that is what it is.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Vagina. Or foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt and cock!

I hate the word fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite surprised how many woman use Cunt, I always thought a lot women hated the word.

I refer to mine as my Cock

Then I try & pick up on what women have a preference for their own to be called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Magnificent

he does 3 shows of a weekend. Friday night and 2 on Saturday with an afternoon Performance

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

mr Teasy Weasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines always been called "woohoo" ... she does love to enjoy herself and brought two pretty epic babies into this world!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys have a sin noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vajayjay!

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