FabSwingers.com forum: The worst person who you’d secretly fuck

By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You'd deffo be getting pegged OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You'd deffo be getting pegged OP "

... and she'd shout at you whilst she did it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You'd deffo be getting pegged OP

... and she'd shout at you whilst she did it"

Maybe but she wouldn't answer any of your questions.......

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You'd deffo be getting pegged OP

... and she'd shout at you whilst she did it

Maybe but she wouldn't answer any of your questions......."

I don’t like talking during sex, suits me.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

Should’ve titled this post as .....”moped-fun to ride but wouldn’t want your friends to see.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

Should’ve titled this post as .....”moped-fun to ride but wouldn’t want your friends to see.”"

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

That's a good shout, I think she's quite sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't fuck someone if I'd be ashamed to tell my mates personally...seems an odd thing to do.

And a particularly horrible way to describe someone.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I wouldn't fuck someone if I'd be ashamed to tell my mates personally...seems an odd thing to do.

And a particularly horrible way to describe someone.

Reading between the lines, so i maybe wrong, but I’ll put you down for young Stalin???

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By *955vintageMan
over a year ago

itchen stoke

Nicola Sturgeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Nicola Sturgeon."

It’s the power?

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Katie Hopkins

Someone has to fuck her, right? Thank you for taking one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie Hopkins

Someone has to fuck her, right? Thank you for taking one for the team

I think there's a lot of truth in some of the bilge she comes out with

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Simon Cowell or Piers Morgan

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

David Cameron but that's not *that* bad surely?

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"David Cameron but that's not *that* bad surely?

You could say you were the only one who fucked him over on your gravestone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominic Raab.

I’m ashamed.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Katie Hopkins

Someone has to fuck her, right? Thank you for taking one for the team

I think there's a lot of truth in some of the bilge she comes out with

Yeah, for anyone who stops thinking.

P.s. I have no idea what this emoji represents, enlighten me people.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"That's a good shout, I think she's quite sexy

Plus I’ll get deported out of the country after she cums. Boom. Win win.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Simon Cowell or Piers Morgan

Speechless, but there are people who have differing world and social views which are repugnant to us but you can’t help being physically attracted to them. I feel your dilemma and anguish.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Dominic Raab.

I’m ashamed.

Admitting it is the first stage of recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Yo-jong

Kim Jong Un’s Sister for those who don’t know her

She’s pretty high up on the evil list, but I definitely would

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Ivanka Trump. Sorry you did ask ?? and i would feel guilt afterwards.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

F&B, but don't tell him, it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You'd deffo be getting pegged OP

... and she'd shout at you whilst she did it"

She’s probably lovely in reality and I’d bet she knows her way around the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie Hopkins

Someone has to fuck her, right? Thank you for taking one for the team

I think there's a lot of truth in some of the bilge she comes out with

We all see the world in different ways I suppose

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By *ontyguy 39.Man
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"David Cameron but that's not *that* bad surely?

Donald Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicola Sturgeon."

She's fucked up enough as she is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kim Yo-jong

Kim Jong Un’s Sister for those who don’t know her

She’s pretty high up on the evil list, but I definitely would

I second the sister part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carol Kirkwood.... gilf weather presenter... hot as fuck

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Thierry Henry

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Carol Kirkwood.... gilf weather presenter... hot as fuck

Why is she the worst though? Did she forecast sun and it rained after you put clothes out?

Boy, I’d hate to be you’re enemy if I spilt your drink.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Thierry Henry

Brave girl spurs posting that for all to see. I salute thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Kirkwood.... gilf weather presenter... hot as fuck

That's the answer to a completely different question. Nothing inappropriate about Carol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ivanka Trump. Sorry you did ask ?? and i would feel guilt afterwards."

Snap!

Minus the post coital guilt

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

That gobby Labour woman Angela Rayner. Decent curves I must admit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerry Katona and Mel.B! That would be a stormy threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ivanka Trump. Sorry you did ask ?? and i would feel guilt afterwards."

She looks a little to much like Donald for me to be able to get that out of my mind.

For me probably one of the Tory MPs, Esther McVey maybe.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Piers Morgan although there's something about Dominic Raab eyes that makes me wonder what hed look like having filthy thoughts too.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Piers Morgan although there's something about Dominic Raab eyes that makes me wonder what hed look like having filthy thoughts too."

I think Dominic Raab is a proper sauce pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chelsea Clinton

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I once had a dream/nightmare of having a relationship with Boris Johnson.

I can hands on heart say this isn’t a reflection of how I feel in waking life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Ramsay

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Theresa may.. to be fair.. it might help relieve all that stress she was under lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Gordon Ramsay

Do you think he’s very sweary?

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Karen Brady from The Apprentice

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Kerry Katona and Mel.B! That would be a stormy threesome

Mel B is the only one of the spice girls that has a personality - no need to be ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jurgen Klopp.

I hate football but he is hot!

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Naga Munchetty

But I'd have to gag her so she can't interrupt me as I'm giving her one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 08:09:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You wouldn’t ruin her , she’d ruin you fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You'd deffo be getting pegged OP

... and she'd shout at you whilst she did it"

Priti, would be a safer choice, than going dogging with Cressida Dick .....

she’d peg you (if she’d changed her preferences) then authorise an armed police assassination, on anyone watching !

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Lesley Joseph (Dorian from birds of a feather). Dirty big tit GILF.

Janet Street Porter - would be nice to stuff something in her mouth to shut her up

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Amanda Holden

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Who is the worst person but you would to secretly have sex with?

I’ll start .... Priti Patel

You wouldn’t ruin her , she’d ruin you fella

The pros outweigh the cons, it’s worth the risk.

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thank you all for your input, some made me giggle and I hope it did the same for those who looked on from the sideline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christine Hamilton

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By *ikkiHbiWoman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Probably let Boris have a go

bet he's like a little rabbit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Thierry Henry

Brave girl spurs posting that for all to see. I salute thee."

If he wears the kit it’s not happening though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Brown. I like his voice

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

The reprehensible things Tomi Lahren and I would get up to would shame the devil.

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By *ubeeStarrXoXTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"Jurgen Klopp"

Me too & Pep Guardiola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still would do Suzanna Reid

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That Chris Witty, that fella looks like he needs someone to ride him good and proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still would do Suzanna Reid"

I bet she would be really filthy too! She just has that look about her

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a couple of forumites secretly want to fuck me

They pretend they hate me - but I know what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a couple of forumites secretly want to fuck me

They pretend they hate me - but I know what they want

#self-praise

Follow you dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne widdecome , I would like to break her in !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kay Burley

Also Davina Mccall. But I don't think she's a terrible person so Kay takes the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum!

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

yep same Priti Pratel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Did someone say Rosemary West?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clare Balding

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Vanessa Feltz...just to shut her up. Nobody is as pleased with the sound of their own voice and opinions as her. It doesnt help she is on the radio when i drag myself out of bed...could that be the real cause of my hatred?

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I concur .. pritti Patel. She's a bad bad woman ..

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

" The worst person who you’d secretly fuck "

How do you secretly fuck someone? Surely if the don't realise that you're fucking them then you're probably doing it wrong.

Cal

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

All kinds of wrong with a wrongun

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By *rownboy30 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I think a couple of forumites secretly want to fuck me

They pretend they hate me - but I know what they want

Self evidently true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shame but ....Ivanka.....Id have to give her a good spanking first as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I killed the thread.....did I go too far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I killed the thread.....did I go too far?

Hopefully

This thread is really unpleasant

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