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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As per diamondsmiles request, a random shit post!

If humans evolved from monkeys/apes, why are they still here?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance??

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"As per diamondsmiles request, a random shit post!

If humans evolved from monkeys/apes, why are they still here?

"

And why are a few of them members of Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.

does it float?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If bananas come in hands why cant one banana be a finger

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do kippers swim folded or flat?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

What colour does a smurf go if you choke it??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Who first looked at a cow and thought, if I yank on those dangly bits it's probably gonna taste real nice???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why cant i get my flat mate into swinging?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.

does it float? "

No, that's witches (with or without charred wheat products attached to their backs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube??"

serious answer.... because it only sets when exposed to air....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What came first the chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.

does it float? "

not sure but cat on toast sure is tasty yum yum.....

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube??

serious answer.... because it only sets when exposed to air...."

We're no doing serious answers lol.... It's silly thread friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why (after spending all that effort to get in there) do sperm want to escape afterwards.....and on the same subject why do you always forget to have something handy to stop the bed getting wet

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??"

Thats easy if you think about it but no sencible answeres so cant tell you sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the winning Euro Lottery numbers tonight?

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??

Thats easy if you think about it but no sencible answeres so cant tell you sorry

"

Why is a rugby ball tapered ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the point of this post is

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What came first the chicken or the egg"

neither it was the cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

why do i like everything that goes into making ratattou but cant stand the stuff

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And the point of this post is

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-"

to keeps the fools away from other threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is dyslexia so hard to spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if a gumboil could boil oil, how much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if toast always lands butter side down, and cats on their feet, what happens if you drop a cat with toast on its back.

does it float?

No, that's witches (with or without charred wheat products attached to their backs) "

so what about the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is dyslexia so hard to spell"

why cant i understand what you wrote?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"why is dyslexia so hard to spell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do my lottery numbers never win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do most of us know more about the shape and texture of animal crap than we do about half the countries on the Olympics!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??

Thats easy if you think about it but no sencible answeres so cant tell you sorry

"

Sod it im dying to tell you as its the only useless thing i know

...

eggs are tapered so when a bird kicks it it rolls around in a circle and back into the nest...if it was ball shaped it would roll out of the nest.....clever Hey

also they become tapered because they are soft when they are laid and its the last squezzing bit that makes them tapered then they become hard when they dry out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??

Thats easy if you think about it but no sencible answeres so cant tell you sorry

Sod it im dying to tell you as its the only useless thing i know

...

eggs are tapered so when a bird kicks it it rolls around in a circle and back into the nest...if it was ball shaped it would roll out of the nest.....clever Hey

also they become tapered because they are soft when they are laid and its the last squezzing bit that makes them tapered then they become hard when they dry out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad u answered g&t lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

...

eggs are tapered so when a bird kicks it it rolls around in a circle and back into the nest...if it was ball shaped it would roll out of the nest.....clever Hey

also they become tapered because they are soft when they are laid and its the last squezzing bit that makes them tapered then they become hard when they dry out "

That theory about the shape was originally made up just to sound logical. It's not really true. If you spoke to the person who invented the egg he would tell you something different.

Regarding the 2nd point. Surely my dumps should be egg shaped?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Regarding the 2nd point. Surely my dumps should be egg shaped?"

Ha!

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??"

Its so its arse doesnt shut with a clang.

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

why is there only one monopolies commision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a hens egg tapered at one end ??

Its so its arse doesnt shut with a clang. "

that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the point of this post is

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-

to keeps the fools away from other threads "
oh erm...... Well its not working is it.

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l-

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And the point of this post is

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-

to keeps the fools away from other threads oh erm...... Well its not working is it.

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l- "

you are right sshhhhhh25 you are sacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Regarding the 2nd point. Surely my dumps should be egg shaped?

Ha! "

Ewwwwwww!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which way is the universe spinning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are some 2p's magnetic and others not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why arent my questions being answered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I annoying u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hows does a bloke that drives a snow plough get to work in the mornings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the tube??

serious answer.... because it only sets when exposed to air...."

STOP THAT IT'S TOO SENSIBLE!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess"

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the French for Apple is Pomme and Potato is Pomme de Terre ... why are chips Pommes Frites?? :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her"

she's a bit posh..she hates bottomofthebarrel tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is the bottom of the barrel the worst bit?-I thought there would be better tasting whiskey at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the point of this post is

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-

to keeps the fools away from other threads oh erm...... Well its not working is it.

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l-

you are right sshhhhhh25 you are sacked"

Sacked from what position? What did I miss sorry I been busy watching the high jump?

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish


"Am I annoying u?"

Yes of course......

If the answer to the ultimate question is 42, what's the answer to the pen-ultimate question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her"

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And the point of this post is

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-

to keeps the fools away from other threads oh erm...... Well its not working is it.

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT *-l-

you are right sshhhhhh25 you are sacked

Sacked from what position? What did I miss sorry I been busy watching the high jump? "

Lordy Lordy

You have been sacked as Director of Fool Management

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why are some 2p's magnetic and others not?"

Almost tempted to try this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?"

as long as its somewhere near my penisula

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

as long as its somewhere near my penisula"

Could you even fit Cyprus there?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why cant one of the really fit guys move withing 5 miles of me, think im the sexiest thing on the planet and want to shag me at least once a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

as long as its somewhere near my penisula

Could you even fit Cyprus there? "

ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who first looked at a cow and thought, if I yank on those dangly bits it's probably gonna taste real nice???"

A very pervy pre-historic farmer....?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?"

only if he has taken a viagra cos that would take ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is perky up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

only if he has taken a viagra cos that would take ages"

I suppose my belly mites may see the relative distance from belly to penis as a difficult journey...however I think its still the wrong scale

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Who first looked at a cow and thought, if I yank on those dangly bits it's probably gonna taste real nice???

A very pervy pre-historic farmer....?

"

Or maybe it was Funky Monkey in his time travelling machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why cant i get my flat mate into swinging?"

Cos He/She has taken a look at you and decided against it?????

Sorry, that was a bit too bitchy for me... But it is the silly Friday thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I mince ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why cant one of the really fit guys move withing 5 miles of me, think im the sexiest thing on the planet and want to shag me at least once a week"

Cos they're all moving onto that new estate near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is perky up for it?"

Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on

and

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why do my curls curl in different directions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

as long as its somewhere near my penisula

Could you even fit Cyprus there?

ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it "

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I mince ? "

No. Pound it to within an inch of its life with a steak hammer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do my curls curl in different directions?"

can we have just one thread that doesn't touch on hairy fannies please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is perky up for it?

Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on

and "

get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

If the answer to the ultimate question is 42, what's the answer to the pen-ultimate question?

"

Bic

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

only if he has taken a viagra cos that would take ages

I suppose my belly mites may see the relative distance from belly to penis as a difficult journey...however I think its still the wrong scale"

Well that is the whole point of belly map navs

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Do birds yawn?

How do they not fall off the branch when they sleep?

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Why cant i get my flat mate into swinging?"

She is, but she's told me not to tell you yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

as long as its somewhere near my penisula

Could you even fit Cyprus there?

ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it

Tease "

is ur fanny soaking now???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why do my curls curl in different directions?

can we have just one thread that doesn't touch on hairy fannies please ? "

Which begs the question, Why are there so many hairy threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is perky up for it?

Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on

and

get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy"

Better not yet. Takes 4 hrs on that train. She'll have 'done a swimming pool' by then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is perky up for it?

Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on

and

get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy

Better not yet. Takes 4 hrs on that train. She'll have 'done a swimming pool' by then!!!

"

I like snorkel play

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Why do my curls curl in different directions?

can we have just one thread that doesn't touch on hairy fannies please ?

Which begs the question, Why are there so many hairy threads?"

Cos you lot are so hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do men spend 9 month try ig to get out of a pussy(birth) and the rest of their lives trying to get back in?????lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is perky up for it?

Yes. Always. Let us know what time train you'll be on

and

get her primed,n juicyyyyyyyyyy

Better not yet. Takes 4 hrs on that train. She'll have 'done a swimming pool' by then!!!

I like snorkel play"

I'll lend ya mine then. Top quality one from Decathlons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do men spend 9 month try ig to get out of a pussy(birth) and the rest of their lives trying to get back in?????lol "

Answer's in the question, isn't it?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

as long as its somewhere near my penisula

Could you even fit Cyprus there?

ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it

Tease

is ur fanny soaking now??? "

I don't know I havent seen it for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?"

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

"

loafed bread obviousily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Does he have to draw a map of Cyprus on his belly as well?

as long as its somewhere near my penisula

Could you even fit Cyprus there?

ur mouth is the measuring format, get it round it

Tease

is ur fanny soaking now???

I don't know I havent seen it for a while "

u have fingers I'm sure?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her"

Thats the only way he knows how to dance anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

"

I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!"

Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that sexy missbehaving shag me? I've rubbed my crystal balls and the only thing that pops up is a mysty mess

I have it on good authority that she will as long as you dance like Stavros Flatley for her

Thats the only way he knows how to dance anyway "

have u seen me dance yet?...bendover and put some bodyrockers I like the way u move on, back into me..mmmmmm

I've came...brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!

Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...

"

lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??

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over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!

Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...

lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??"

I'm free baby when do you want me !!

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over a year ago

If you are in hawaii and someone walks up to you and says "aloha" then walks off how so you know if they were saying hello or goodbye??

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over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!

Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...

lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??

I'm free baby when do you want me !! "

I know thats u porky! not funny..I was cracking one off!..flopped me now...cheeeeers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are there serious questions thatonly have legitimately silly answers?

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over a year ago


"Is this another look at me thread?trying to make urself appear smart and witty?U havent answered many questions have u? Is this just a reflection u cant handle a multitude of variable questions?are u masturbating reading our comments?

You mean the offer of a semi-pro Decathlon snorkel wasn't a sufficient answer??? Some people are sooooo pikkie!!!!

I'd rather discuss the kinky stuff with perky to be honest, dont like doing the discussing fantasies with a wanking hubby!

Don't knock it till you've tried it! Ha ha!!!! Perky is well aware of your fantasies and will be on here soon to tell you what a 'naughty boy' you are...

lolol, do tell her that her nipples are a supreme delight causing cock rising sentiment everytime I look(normally 7 to 9 times a day)..I'm no stalker though..where is she now anyway...she free??

I'm free baby when do you want me !!

I know thats u porky! not funny..I was cracking one off!..flopped me now...cheeeeers"

No that was NOT me...... See - wasted it now, ain't ya! She's popped out to pick her daughter up. She'll be back in about half and hour....... btw she thinks you have a 'hot bod'... whatever the fuck one of those is?????????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does every question have an answer?

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