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How would a meet know its you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So its a blind date, you have to wear or have something with you so they know its you. Folded newspapers and carnations are void

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the one in chaps and a sun hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would have sent an up to date face pic prior to the meet

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i would have sent an up to date face pic prior to the meet"

Its a blind date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ballgag usually stands out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im the one wearing marigolds

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'd be the one scoffing a burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would have sent an up to date face pic prior to the meet

Its a blind date"
,then i would assume he is the one with the guide dog or white stick,suppose it doesnt matter what i look like then

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Red clown nose, and giant clown feet

People don't always spot the purple Afro straight away

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Red carnataion and rolled up copy of The Times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called"

ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stripy oss is usually easy to spot...or stripe

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called"

Boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called

ears?"

BooBs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called

ears?

BooBs ?"

wouldnt that make someone a tit head?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol @ you pair there on a headband and you get all sorts i had some england ones, but i think id have some really big ladybird ones

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called

ears?

BooBs ?"

.bOObs

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called

ears?

BooBs ?

.bOObs"

(_)(_)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol @ you pair there on a headband and you get all sorts i had some england ones, but i think id have some really big ladybird ones"

aren't they called doodleybugs or summat like that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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aren't they called doodleybugs or summat like that ?"

were they not bombs during the war? feck that!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'd be sitting astride my gleaming steed, in black clothing, Sombrero style hat, and flashing a pearly white smile with a Red Rose clenched between my teeth!

Note, must stop watching Zorro films!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dellyboppers I think.

I'd be the one with a head the size of a beach ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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aren't they called doodleybugs or summat like that ?

were they not bombs during the war? feck that! "

doodleboppers then or dooleypoppers

summat like that anyway

altho i think my first suggestion was better for diamonds

she does need a bomb up her arse once in a while

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

aren't they called doodleybugs or summat like that ?

were they not bombs during the war? feck that!

doodleboppers then or dooleypoppers

summat like that anyway

altho i think my first suggestion was better for diamonds

she does need a bomb up her arse once in a while "

well guess its one better than a cattle prod lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 03/08/12 11:18:13]

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Big huge clown shoes I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol @ you pair there on a headband and you get all sorts i had some england ones, but i think id have some really big ladybird ones

aren't they called doodleybugs or summat like that ?"

Deeleyboppers I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was meeting an old friend who said that If I wore a skirt he wouldn't be able to control himself.

Later he messaged saying that as a lot of people knew us in the area, I should wear a disguise.

I messaged back saying I'd be the lady in the extremly short skirt sporting a moustache!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dellyboppers I think.

I'd be the one with a head the size of a beach ball."

...and presumably the biggest pants?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"i would have sent an up to date face pic prior to the meet"

ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My preferred way of meeting a newbie is not everyone's cup of tea, and I have been told off for being too brave and even reckless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just give them name of my boat , lol xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

As I would only ever meet in very public places one way would be to contact each other via mobile a minute or so before you walk in and describing what you are wearing.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"As I would only ever meet in very public places one way would be to contact each other via mobile a minute or so before you walk in and describing what you are wearing."

Usually end up naked when that happens

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

got to laugh at the ones not getting the humour in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My preferred way of meeting a newbie is not everyone's cup of tea, and I have been told off for being too brave and even reckless...

"

Do tell

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"got to laugh at the ones not getting the humour in this thread"

You ll have to chuckle at me then - I took it seriously lol

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called"

someone elses breasts?

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"I would have some of those bouncy things on my head that i can never remember what they are called

someone elses breasts? "

gotta read whole forum before posting someone did my joke first

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Teefing raaas

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By *imimeeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

cheating I spose, but I would the the one in the wheelchair. Usually narrows it down somewhat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be the one in bannana boots and pink grapefruit glasses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be the one in bannana boots and pink grapefruit glasses..... "

get you, ya fruity devil !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol @ you pair there on a headband and you get all sorts i had some england ones, but i think id have some really big ladybird ones"

Dilly boppers people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be the one in bannana boots and pink grapefruit glasses.....

get you, ya fruity devil !"
vanilla : weak response from someone with a dirty mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh and I'm the one in a sombrero and a hula skirt

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Might be difficult to spot in that Mexican Hawaiian restaurant I suggested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet suit and snorkel, in case he spits as he chats and has bad breath

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"lol @ you pair there on a headband and you get all sorts i had some england ones, but i think id have some really big ladybird ones"
deeley boppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just take a quick pic on my phone making sure to get in what colour top i'm wearing as well. Click send and job's a good un. Match the face to the pic. Not rocket science.

If it was blind date in the sense where you don't get given each other's numbers then i'd just go with the describing attire as best I can. Then maybe keep a look out for the lost person obviously looking around for someone they are trying to meet. Dead giveaway.

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