FabSwingers.com forum: Asking directions: destination the clit. Part 1

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women, you know you joke about how men will never stop and ask for directions when they’re lost, I don’t how true that is, but y’all seem to find that hilarious, but I was just wondering is it the same case for when men are trying to find the clit, so instead of just stopping to ask you, they’re just rummaging around the vagina and the surrounding areas, going up and down and you’re thinking at least stop and get the map out!

So in summary has a man ever asked you where your clit is, if he did, how did you feel, did you think ‘Oh, bless!’ were you pleased he asked as it shows he’s willing to expand his horizons or did you think dah fuq have you got to 47 without knowing where the clit is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait for part 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women, you know you joke about how men will never stop and ask for directions when they’re lost, I don’t how true that is, but y’all seem to find that hilarious, but I was just wondering is it the same case for when men are trying to find the clit, so instead of just stopping to ask you, they’re just rummaging around the vagina and the surrounding areas, going up and down and you’re thinking at least stop and get the map out!

Straight over the roundabout, left at the traffic lights first right, can't miss it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait for part 2"

It’s gonna be a doozy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has ever asked, but there have been a few who clearly didn’t know who have needed a nudge/verbal kick in the right direction

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By *emptressxxWoman
over a year ago

Local

Omg had a flashback of my ex's fumblings... He didn't have a clue so he didn't stand a chance of staying around.

I moved on... After my tolerance and rose tinted glasses disappeared lol

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ask them to ‘drop a pin’ on the exact spot

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

2nd mole to the right and straight on 'til morning?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Women are always saying to stimulate their minds so I’m guessing the clitoris is a euphemism for the Pituitary gland or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for part 2

It’s gonna be a doozy "

There are two parts? This is clearly where I've been going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a clitorice?

Asking for a friend ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a clitorice?

Asking for a friend ..."

You'd know if you liquorice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s the man in the boat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't wait for part 2

It’s gonna be a doozy

There are two parts? This is clearly where I've been going wrong. "

My last thread had 20 comments, so I’m feeling confident, admittedly half those comments were me, but I’m expecting this thread to go the distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't wait for part 2

It’s gonna be a doozy

There are two parts? This is clearly where I've been going wrong.

My last thread had 20 comments, so I’m feeling confident, admittedly half those comments were me, but I’m expecting this thread to go the distance. "

I hope it does.

I won't be able to find it otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know CJ, not one man has ever asked where my clit is! I'm thinking of making an instructional video for all meets to watch before allowing them to tongue plough the pink ditch. I'll provide tea and biscuits for the duration of the video.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Orienteering is a sexy idea for a meet. I'm gonna plan those bright orange signboard thingies you see around the countryside, signposting the key fuck features and will provide a map and compass. Is GPS required, or too much?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Start at the belly button and go south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orienteering is a sexy idea for a meet. I'm gonna plan those bright orange signboard thingies you see around the countryside, signposting the key fuck features and will provide a map and compass. Is GPS required, or too much?

As long as it's not the GPS that uses Jeremy Clarkson's voice I think it's all good

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Where’s the man in the boat?"

Charon?

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

As long as it's not the GPS that uses Jeremy Clarkson's voice I think it's all good

Jeremy Clarkson could signpost my clit all he wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not the GPS that uses Jeremy Clarkson's voice I think it's all good

Jeremy Clarkson could signpost my clit all he wants.

Oh Meli!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Why would you ask for directions when you’ve got. sat nav?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just provide a magnifying glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even know the location of my clit! How the fuck is he meant to know!

Google maps is useless

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My best friend once asked me where her own was

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I have the Come Dine With Me voiceover man in my head now giving a run down on how best to eat pussy.

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By *unxxxMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Lol brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best friend once asked me where her own was

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Oh bless

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My best friend once asked me where her own was

Oh bless

I know right! We laugh about it now.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Like most directions you wouldn't want to be starting from here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My best friend once asked me where her own was

. "

Oh dear, oh dear *in the voice of a Chuckle Brother*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The secret is it doesn't make much of an appearance until it gets all excited...but it doesn't get excited until you find it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The secret is it doesn't make much of an appearance until it gets all excited...but it doesn't get excited until you find it

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almost exactly like my cock! Isn’t that a coincidence?!!

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By *unxxxMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I have a clit Sat nav, it does make a few wrong turns but always gets me to destination with a smile ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have a clit Sat nav, it does make a few wrong turns but always gets me to destination with a smile ??"

Did you have to perform a turn in the bed using forward and reverse gears?!

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By *unxxxMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A three point turn,but I got there and it was brilliant lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Some clitorises are hidden under a large hood, so it's not surprising men don't know where it is.

It's not like a penis, protruding into your eyeballs, with a look at me! sign on.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Some clitorises are hidden under a large hood, so it's not surprising men don't know where it is.

It's not like a penis, protruding into your eyeballs, with a look at me! sign on."

Mine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

This is interesting:According to research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, more than 1 in 5 women who visit a sexual medicine practice has clitoral adhesions. If left untreated, adhesions can cause extreme pain and interfere with sexual pleasure and orgasm.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Some clitorises are hidden under a large hood, so it's not surprising men don't know where it is.

It's not like a penis, protruding into your eyeballs, with a look at me! sign on.

Mine

I'm not sure if I have a big hood or not. I'm too fat to see it now

Wonder if Google will know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Some clitorises are hidden under a large hood, so it's not surprising men don't know where it is.

It's not like a penis, protruding into your eyeballs, with a look at me! sign on.

Mine

I'm not sure if I have a big hood or not. I'm too fat to see it now

Wonder if Google will know

Can't harm to ask. Mine is part chub but I also know it's partly genetic

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh my Lord! I've just read that women can wank with their clit hood with their index and middle finger.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh my Lord! I've just read that women can wank with their clit hood with their index and middle finger.

I think my fingers are too far. Or my clit too buried

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh my Lord! I've just read that women can wank with their clit hood with their index and middle finger.

I think my fingers are too far. Or my clit too buried

Can you stimulate it through the hood?

From what I've just been shown by Google I have a small clitoris and hood.

I might video it and have a look.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh my Lord! I've just read that women can wank with their clit hood with their index and middle finger.

I think my fingers are too far. Or my clit too buried

Can you stimulate it through the hood?

From what I've just been shown by Google I have a small clitoris and hood.

I might video it and have a look.

I think I rub the end of my actual clit as it sticks out of the hood but only a tiny bit sticks out. My pubic mound needs to be "lifted" a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure no one would miss my clit, it's fairly obvious!

And in answer to earlier question... Yes you can stimulate your clit through the hood!

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By *unxxxMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Not a woman but think with a bit of effort and concentration it can be found

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm pretty sure no one would miss my clit, it's fairly obvious!

And in answer to earlier question... Yes you can stimulate your clit through the hood!"

My question was to a specific person. I know I can with mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure no one would miss my clit, it's fairly obvious!

And in answer to earlier question... Yes you can stimulate your clit through the hood!"

Rubbin Hood ?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Most men travel a straight road to the clit and are seldom lost ..... so why the fuck do they continually go round n round the roundabout when they get there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most men travel a straight road to the clit and are seldom lost ..... so why the fuck do they continually go round n round the roundabout when they get there ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most men travel a straight road to the clit and are seldom lost ..... so why the fuck do they continually go round n round the roundabout when they get there ? "

They like to feel the wind in their hair.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

we have a part time job the lad that runs it is 37 he was down in the dumps r lass said whats a mater he told her he was down ther last night but dident know where to lick so r lass lifting her skirt up showed him

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t get asked, but it’s been known some just rub in the general area, a slight movement of hips normally puts them in the right spot.

To be fair mine is like a snail and shy it needs to be teased out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are always saying to stimulate their minds so I’m guessing the clitoris is a euphemism for the Pituitary gland or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been asked by a man where it is..

But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been asked by a man where it is..

But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz

Have you ever had three in ten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been asked by a man where it is..

But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz

Have you ever had three in ten? "

Min 5 out of 10 result required, but bonus points for an eager to please attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been asked by a man where it is..

But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz

Have you ever had three in ten?

Min 5 out of 10 result required, but bonus points for an eager to please attitude

And a Bluetooth speaker.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

a few directions can help, up a bit down a bit

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with."

Sorry i meant to say along with not instead of.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with."
perhaps they could get the girls to help the boys with their homework ?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with. perhaps they could get the girls to help the boys with their homework ? "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with."
or suitably modified games controllers

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